The Simpsons Hit & Run

The Simpsons Hit & Run is a 2003 video game.

Homer Simpson

 * I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
 * Outta my way, jerkass!
 * I’m not a very good driver.
 * I'm a lean, mean... speed thingy!
 * I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Marge Simpson

 * Smashy smashy!
 * Sexy mommy needs a ride!
 * Slow and steady wins the race.