The Stupor Salesman

The Stupor Salesman is a Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon, directed by Arthur Davis, and written by Lloyd Turner and Bill Scott. The cartoon was released on November 20, 1948, and stars Daffy Duck. Mel Blanc performs the voices of Daffy Duck and Slug McSlug, an infamous bank robber.

Dialogue

 * Daffy Duck: Just a little device to gain entrance to where one is not exactly welcome. [Slug McSlug grows angry at Daffy, and throws him out of the house again, leaving another Daffy-shaped hole Suddenly, he hears sawwing and turns to see Daffy sawwing a hole through the floor and coming up in an elevator] Now, let's face it chum. I'm not leaving 'til I sell you something! Now, what'll it be? Just name it!
 * Slug McSlug: OK. You got brass knuckles?
 * Daffy Duck: Have I brass knuckles? Ho ho. Have I brass knuckles? Say, have I brass knuckles? Oh Yes! Brass knuckles! Here you are kiddo! Gee, I'd hate to get socked with those babies!
 * [Slug McSlug angrily grabs Daffy by his neck]
 * Slug McSlug: [getting ready to punch Daffy] Here it comes, Gabby! [Slug McSlug prepares to punch Daffy, but Daffy quickly pulls out an iron, causing him to shatter them and hit his fist. Slug McSlug sucks his hand. Morse code is heard as his fingers beat, turning red]
 * [Slug McSlug angrily chases Daffy with a Tommy gun. Daffy hides in a closet. Slug McSlug shoots at the closet, only to run out of bullets. Daffy comes out, and gives him another belt of bullets]
 * Daffy Duck: Try these for size.
 * Slug McSlug: [taking the belt of bullets] Give me that!
 * [Slug McSlug opens fire on Daffy with a Tommy gun, who, conveniently, is wearing a sample of his company's bullet-proof vests]
 * Daffy Duck: Another handy, little item is this double-breasted bullet-proof vest! Guaranteed to get your money back if it fails to work!
 * Slug McSlug: Oh, yeah?
 * Daffy Duck: [pawwing through his suitcase] Ah, here's another little gadget I think you need.
 * Slug McSlug: Take this, wise guy! [He then tries to punch out Daffy, but he literally flies through the wall. Daffy takes out a lighter]
 * Daffy Duck: Now, where did he go? [He looks around for him] Ah, I see ya in there with your beady little red-rimmed eyes. [In the dark, looking for Slug McSlug] Criminal type. Sit close together. Say something. What do you take me for? A nincom...[turning the lights on, looking at himself in the mirror] Poop?
 * Slug McSlug: [finally growing tired of his persistence and impudence, cracking his knuckles] Why, you little web-footed meddler! I'll break your long neck!

Voice cast

 * Mel Blace - Daffy Duck and Slug McSlug