The Tom and Jerry Show (2014 TV series)

Cat Burglar is a 2022 American animated television series produced by Warner Bros. Animation and Renegade Animation, based on the Tom and Jerry characters and theatrical cartoon series created by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera in 1940.

Belly Achin'/Dog Daze

 * peanut: [singing] Scooby-doo-be-do! What a lovely day it is! Eating my bone, eating, my treat, what a perfect day it is to eat! Oh, Mary Jones, This is the life I have imagined to be!


 * Cat burglar: hmmm… I’ll just use this pipe to tunnel my way into that museum. [He Uses a tunnel all the way there, popping up into a garden] Oh, well, I suppose there’s another way around. Better give this shovel another time. [Tunnels once again, only for him to end up in another museum, then the island of the Pacific Ocean, Before finally wounding back to where he came from] Oh, confounded! What should I do now? I’ll never get that. Great Ruby jewel! [Collapses back into the tunnel and the great thud is heard. Moments later, something falls on his head while he is laying in the dirt.] A-a Crown! I have finally gotten my good luck after all! Yippee!… Uh oh.

Birds of a Feather/my fair Burglar

 * Cat burglar: Oh, hello little birdie. What’s your name? Penguin? Well, aren’t you Swedish? I don’t understand your language. Oh, well, you’ll belong to me! All I Gotta do is cook this word up and when I’m done eating it, I’ll pluck out all of its feathers and plant them all over that fired peanut dog! So, prepare to be eaten. And spat out! (Just before he is about to eat the bird, the bird pecks him on the fingers, causing him to yowl and jump lup and down in pain. The bird flies away before Giving him a raspberry) Yah! Yike! Well,, you little thumb a bird! I’ll just get my own supper! Yeah


 * Peanut: [A "Warning: Electric Fence"] Oldest trick in the book.
 * [When his net touches the cage, he gets electrocuted]


 * 'Cop Wolf’: OK! Hut, 234! hut 234! Gives you strength, easy like the French horn. Now, again! Hut, 234, hut 234!
 * Spike: Oh, I wish peanut was here! He would know what to do! He’s like a tiny scrubby poop balls!
 * [Meanwhile, cat burglar is outside in the cold, badly needing to go to the bathroom. He bounces up and down holding his private part]
 * Cat Burglar: Potty, potty, potty!
 * [As he desperately hopes up and down, peanut puts down a suitable porta potty, And cat burglar notices it. Quickly, he rushes into the porta potty to do his business.]
 * Cop Wolf: I remember once turning a newt into a loaf of pumpkin bread. It was very tasty.
 * Hyde: I’m an eagle! Listen to the cry of the Bald eagle! Watch me do my fabulous squawking! Squawk squawk squawk!
 * Cop wolf: That doesn’t sound like any bald eagle to me. I need to give you proper singing lessons.
 * Hyde: No way you remember that I need to be a proper hawk instead of a bald eagle. Remember the time you said that I am never a hawk because I have these brushy wings?
 * Peanut: An eagle, huh?
 * [Camp burglar comes out of the porta potty after doing his business and suddenly notices a crown in silverware. He tiptoes inside then he uses a rope to lower himself down. All of a sudden, the rope snaps and he falls onto the glass, breaking into shards. Snickering, he is about to grab the crown when suddenly it opens into a trap door, and he looks at the screen Nervously before plummeting Down into the booby trap]
 * Spike: Oh, woe is me! I will never see that tiny Cocker head peanut dog ever again! He was good at snowball fights, he was good at making booby traps, and- Waaaah!
 * Peanut: Ah, hem. It’s me, Spike.
 * ’’Spike’’: Huh? Oh, peanut you’re OK! I thought you were a goner! Will be the perfect buddies, but now we need to bust out of the cell. Hmm, What’s your plan?
 * [Meanwhile, cat burglar Finds out he is in heaven and happily beings And Falls onto the puffy clouds, glad at being in heaven at last. Just then, the heaven law of infinity and taps its gavel]
 * Heaven law: You have not at once earned your place in heaven, yet. You have lost your third life, and if you lose your other, you will be allowed in eternity peace in heaven. But do not let him become the first one at being a police and cop, or you will be done for and end up in The Badlands, where all of the naughty pets go to. Now, get goin’ em! [Still, there is a another trap door and cat burglar Falls screaming. He awakens back on the streets.]
 * ’’Cat burglar’’: Awww, phooey! I have to do this all over again and I’ll never get my eternity. Peace in heaven now! (Turns to the audience and Glares at them) Hey, don’t just stand there. Get your fingers out of your nose and onto the remote!

Entering and Breaking/Chances pray thou the fairies

 * ’’’Rowdy’’’: Ahh… this is the life! Standing here in this nice jacuzzi, Sipping on a glass of fresh lemonade, Feeling the wondrous grapefruit, In them, no one hit the stop me! (Then peanut flashes his flash at him, causing her to fall out of the Jacuzzi. Peanut taps his foot) Uh-uh, hello little peanut dog. Aren’t you here to relax?
 * ’’’Peanut’’’: And I hope that you get arrested! Come along now, time to go into your nice warm wet dungeon. And I will sing rock-a-bye baby to you. Rock-a-bye kitty cat resting on the top…

(Rowdy uses a banana peel, which causes peanut to slip on it and other a whoa causes you to fall on the ground and slide on the banana. Rowdy, then walks off, and is ready to dive back into the Jacuzzi when peanut brains it all and spits it on the other Jacuzzi causing him to fall to the empty Jacuzzi. They get into a cat and mouse fighting up inside a box where they are taken away to Miami. The scene transitions to them inside a box where peanut is taking a deep breath in a bag)
 * ’’’Rowdy’’’: Oh well, maybe relaxing in this empty leg Jacuzzi and starving to death won’t seem so bad. And I would’ve had gotten away with it if it wasn’t for meddling dog!
 * ’’’Peanut’’’: Well, I would’ve had gotten away with it if it wasn’t for your stupid… D’oh!

(After escaping from Miami with the help Omaha air, balloon, Rowdy makes his own Jacuzzi and a welcome back a note from his unknown family and relatives. Then, he grabs a blanket and sleeps. Peanut accidentally drops his flashlight, bunking him on the head. Angrily, he grabs the flashlight, then drops it down to the Miami beaches. Luckily, peanut has another flashlight. They fight on the hot air balloon and they go flying around everywhere. Then, at last they land back at the hotel, where Peanut rowdy has fallen from an unknown height)
 * ’’’Peanut’’’: Welp, I guess that’s the end of him for now. They’ll be so happy when they find out I saved their hotel and their Jacuzzi! (Rowdy appears In his form, having been buried in Coconuts Suddenly, he falls back down and throws a fit, Ending the episode)


 * ’’’Fairy 5’’’: Attack! Cat, dog! Grab all your weapons! (The fairies grab their weapons) ! Prepare for the booby traps!
 * ’’’Rowdy’’’: Oh dear. Pity may tell, I am exactly to fit this fate. But, remember, in order to seal this unfaithful disaster, I Live with the fairies and prepare for something they won’t ever ever ever forget! (Fairies, weapons, and gas. Drop a torch that he was carrying to beat cat burglar up.)
 * ’’’Fairy two’’’: Oh, Pray, tell, you will be welcoming while our leader on the other hand will be welcome to welcome you, too? (Fairy one: No, no no no no no! Grab your weapons! That cat has come to invade our property life saving!) Shhhh!
 * ’’’Cat burglar’’’: Of course, of course and stop saying pray tell. From over there, I will cook you a meal. You won’t forget an offer you presents as a way to express my gratitude.

(The fairies, all cheer and rowdy, goes to look for something to cook with. He discovers some berries, but the berries taste sour and unfortunate to the fairies. He discovers some leaves, but they taste too minty. Finally, he discovers the magic mushrooms, and smiles with glee. We Transition to him smiling to the fairies)
 * ’’’Rowdy’’’: Presenting, the meal that you won’t forget! (He opens the curtains, and we find out that the mushrooms cook into food, including pizza, pie, hot fresh buns, and much more. The fairies ooh and aaah And one says delicacies. They all begin to eat the food happily)
 * ’’’Fairy 2’’’: Pray tell, (Rowdy makes a face) I mean, pussycat, what did you find over there in that hole?
 * ’’’Rowdy’’’: Oh, I just found those sparkly mushrooms in the cave over there.
 * ’’’Fairies’’’: (They all stop eating and they can’t buy the food before glaring out rowdy, who was smiles sheepishly, and they all start to argue with him. One says “Blah blah, blah blah blah!”) We never even asked for those mushrooms! They’re too disgusting and horrid to resist! (Speaking in J. M. Barrie Language; Return the normal voice) Well, is there something else you can give us?
 * ’’’Rowdy’’’: Welp, welp, welpy welp. I do reveal to you that we have Some presents and they are perfect and fairy size. (Unfortunately, unfortunately, the presents are wrong with some of them melted like a candle) Ooop, Better go figure out something else!

(The fairies all get angry at him and chase him)

Dinner Is Swerved/Bottled Up Emotions
The waiter: okay if you want to serve all of your food to your customers, look out for my goodness Fancy Cat now make sure she's all clean! (Tom is thrown into the baking room but survives a crash accident) (Then he sees Jerry and little quacker holding a small piece in their hands) I wonder what were eating today. Hang on I see something is that a little smudge? I need to get a closer look. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I wonder what happens when you put this on this customers back. (Tom jumps to the cat's Aid shaking his hands) Hey move out the way you big lousy cat! You notice you got mud all over the wall! Now somebody is going to be very disappointed in you! Hey what's that? Why are you pointing to that smudge? Stop stammering and get to work you're going to make a very big mess. ???? I think he's a very confused cat what is he askin? He's trying to say something but I don't know why he is- Wait a minute he's trying to eat us! (Grabs a fork stabs Tom's foot with it causing him to yell with pain) (Tom is now Angry and chases after Jerry and little quacker first he knocks over a pile of a bookshelf then he knocks over a dash of pepper before knocking over water knocking it onto the cat then all of the noises interrupts the waiter from its meeting) Sorry but I have something particular a little-eh??? Oh I know it's just a kitty wait a second it's a gray cat. Tom what are you doing?! Do you know that you're supposed to be working?! Look at you!! You are all covered in- Gasp! You're all covered in Pepper oh dear oh dear oh Deary dear! And now it's all your fault! You were supposed to look after this restaurant not wrecked my restaurant! How do you care about my restaurant you little naughty and lousy cat?! (About to hit Tom with a hamburger) And you are fired for this crime!!! (Slaps the hamburger on Tom) And you might need this!!!! (Hitting him with another hamburger ice cream cone and many other food including a box of cheese and pizza, the waiter takes a dirty Tom out) Why the naughtys of you dirtied my cat and you are going to be punished for this mess! Like it's not fair!!!! (Breaks down sobbing Jerry and little quacker are feeling sorry for the waiter so they tug him on the sleeve so he can stop crying) What is it you little mouse and little ducky? You want to wash my cat? All right I was just grab a sponge and a bucket of water. (The cat screeches and runs away in Fright) (But the waiter grabs her and drops her into a bucket filled with cold water before scrubbing bubbling and also rinsing before dropping her out) There you are you are a very clean kitty even though you are a very wet kitty. Now the only question is can you fix my restaurant? Good you little mice I thought you never told me!

Tuffy Love/Poof!

 * Percy: I'm not going. Magic got me here, magic will bring me back.

Just Plane Nuts/Pets Not Welcome

 * " we're not welcome? Nonsense! I wanted to be there!
 * " [Tom blows up a balloon but then it pops] nice try.
 * " [Jerry steps on a no mice and pets allowed Mat] be careful Mouse!
 * " I think I sprained one of my doggie ankles.
 * " we need more popcorn cat! Get the butter! Yummy butter! Call it buttery popcorn!

Slinging in the Rain/Squeaky Clean/Tough Luck Duck

 * Spike: Wait a doggone minute, how can it be raining inside when the sun is shining outside?
 * [He, Tom and Tyke look at Jerry and Tuffy]
 * Tuffy: Hehehe. We sure had you fooled.