The Unicorn (TV series)

The Unicorn (2019–2021) is an American short-lived sitcom aired on CBS, set in North Carolina. On May 15, 2021, CBS cancelled the series after 2 seasons.

Pilot [1.01]

 * Michelle: You are a unicorn.
 * Wade: A what?
 * Michelle: A unicorn. You know that elusive creature that all single women are looking for? See, most of the men on these dating sites are having midlife crisis, they're getting divorced, buying Porches. They're hooking up with 25-year-olds.
 * Delia: You're a devoted father, you are a devoted husband, and not for nothing but you haven't had sex with anybody besides Jill in over 20 years. So, you're factory fresh, buddy.

Put Your Mask on First [2.13]

 * Man: Suck it Steve.
 * [final lines]