Things Are Tough All Over

Things Are Tough All Over is a 1982 film in which Cheech & Chong are hired to drive a limo from Chicago to Las Vegas by two shady Arabs. Unbeknownst to them, five million dollars of dirty money has been stuffed throughout the car. A High Flying Comedy.taglines

Chong

 * Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you, man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.
 * [to Cheech] Hey, look... dude laid some peyote on me, man!
 * [on several cups of coffee, driving] It was Rock 'n Roll that killed Elvis, man!

Dialogue

 * [debating whether they are lost or not while climbing a hill]
 * Prince Habib: I say we are lost.
 * Mr. Slyman: We are not lost. We are Arabs. Lost is when you don't know where you are going.
 * Prince Habib: Well, that is the point, where are we going?
 * Mr. Slyman: We are going uphill.
 * Prince Habib: Well, at least when we get to the top, we will know exactly where we are.
 * [the two are now at the top, looking around them, but only see more hills]
 * Mr. Slyman: You are right. Now I know exactly where we are.
 * Prince Habib: You do?
 * Mr. Slyman: Yes. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere! Where is the road? Ah, those two guys!
 * Prince Habib: Yes, it was those two guys. They have stolen the road too!
 * Mr. Slyman: Now I am sure of it.
 * Prince Habib: You are sure of what?
 * Mr. Slyman: That our mother messed around with a goat herder.
 * Prince Habib: Nooo!


 * Mr. Slyman: They've stolen our money?
 * Prince Habib: And part of the car too.

Taglines

 * A High Flying Comedy.
 * The Original HIGH Rollers Hit The Strip!
 * CHEECH and CHONG take a cross-country trip... and wind up in some very funny joints.

Cast

 * Cheech Marin - Cheech, Mr. Slyman and Narrator
 * Tommy Chong - Chong "Man" and Prince Habib
 * Evelyn Guerrero - Donna
 * George Wallace - The Champ
 * Toni Attell - Cocktail Waitress
 * Mike Bacarella - Cop in Laundromat
 * Billy Beck - Pop
 * Don Bovingloh - Maitre D'
 * Richard "Moon" Calhoun - Drummer
 * Jennifer Condos - Bass Player
 * John Corronna - St. Louis Biker
 * Aaron Freeman - Cop in Ghetto
 * Mike Friedman - Car Rental Agent
 * Maya Harman - Belly Dancer
 * Vanaghan S. Housepian - Henchman
 * Rip Taylor - Himself
 * Dave Coulier - Man with Tongue in Restaurant
 * Ruby Wax - Restaurant Patron
 * Shelby Chong - French Girl #1
 * Rikki Marin - French Girl #2