Thirteen Ghosts

Thirteen Ghosts is a 2001 horror film that takes place at an inherited glass house that serves as a prison to twelve captured ghosts and the heirs must now out-run the tortured souls to survive. It is a remake of the 1960 film of the same name.
 * Directed by William Castle and written by Robb White.

Dennis Rafkin

 * I'm getting my ass out of a big glass house!
 * In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within 10 feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures. I touch anyone and a whole lifetime of shit just flashes in front of my eyes! So yeah, I'm a little depraved!
 * (as Arthur startings to decend down the steps to the basement) What are you doing? What did I say? Did I say there's a petting zoo downstairs? Nooo, there are ghosts downstairs, Arthur.
 * Hey Glass Family Robinson! You're wasting your breath! This is ectobar glass, it's soundproof.
 * Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch. What did you do?

Maggie

 * This is it for me. I'm on the first fuckin' plane back to Newark. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle, ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!
 * (talking to herself) Stuck in here, bunch of crazy white people...
 * Did the lawyer split?
 * Miss Maggie does not do windows.

Kalina

 * We have 10 minutes until the ectoplasmic shit hits the fan.
 * I've got enough explosives to blow us back to the fifteenth century.
 * W-why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do. I've killed Damon, I stole the book and spells. I even made sure your pathetic nephew didn't get himself killed.
 * Looks to me like I'm saving your ass!

Dialogue

 * Dennis Rafkin: (notices multiple of the ectoplasmic doors are open) What the hell? Give me those! (takes Maggie's glasses) Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open.
 * (the Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer)
 * Dennis Rafkin: Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!
 * Maggie: Do what?
 * Dennis Rafkin: They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat boo!


 * Raftkin: Oh. Oh boy.
 * Maggie: What?
 * Raftkin: Uh, that's the symbol of The Jackal.
 * Maggie: What's The Jackal?
 * Raftkin: The Jackal is the Charlie Manson of ghosts and if The Jackal's out, screw the kid! We gotta get out of this basement!


 * Maggie: (The Angry Princess walks toward Maggie with a butcher knife) Where? I can't see shit without the glasses, idiot!
 * Raftkin:...Well, I can see. And I think you should go this way. Go, go, go, go! (as they run down another hallway)


 * Raftkin: There are ghosts in the basement!
 * Maggie: (points down) In this basement?
 * Raftkin: Of course in this basement! What is it with you people? If it were next door, I wouldn't give a shit!


 * Raftkin: (psychically probes the junkyard, then yells out in pain) You son of a bitch! You said he only killed 9 people! There's over 40 victims here!
 * Cyrus: Nine when he was alive, he's added a few since then.


 * Kalina: Who are you to play god?
 * Cyrus: Playing is for children.


 * Maggie: Bobby,don't call your sister a slut.
 * Kathy: Thank you, Maggie.
 * Maggie: I prefer the term bitch.


 * Arthur: He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
 * Kathy: We have a family fortune?
 * Arthur: Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.


 * Maggie: Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
 * Bobby: What is he late for?
 * Kathy: His next birthday.
 * Bobby: (excitedly) You mean he's dead?!
 * Kathy: Now we get his attiention.


 * Raftkin: I know this is gonna sound completely whacked, but just- just stay with me, okay? I used to hunt displaced spirtual energies with your uncle.
 * Arthur: I'm sorry?
 * Raftkin: Uhh, P.K. agents. Revenants. Uh, uh, uh - Like wraiths. Wraiths? Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
 * Arthur: (chuckling nervously and shaking his head No) Uhh...
 * Raftkin: That's okay - that's okay. I'll do it the easy way. Ghosts. I used to hunt ghosts with your uncle Cyrus.
 * Arthur: (after a long pause) Goats?
 * Raftkin: GHOSTS! Ghosts! Goddamnit, listen to me!


 * Arthur: I told them not to leave this spot.
 * Raftkin: What do you expect? They're kids.
 * Arthur: Well thank you, Dr. Phil.


 * Raftkin: I hate this job.
 * Kalina: It doesn't seem to like you much either. Wonder why.
 * Raftkin: If you have something to say, just say it.
 * Kalina: Oh okay then...why don't we start with: This is all your goddamn fault!!! If you didn't catch them we wouldn't be running from them now would we?!
 * Raftkin: It's his uncle that built the damn house!
 * Kalina: Yeah, but you helped him! How could you help him without knowing what he was doing?
 * Raftkin: I had my reasons.
 * Kalina: Money, you parasite! You stole people's souls for money. How depraved is that?
 * Rafkin: If you hadn't noticed. I'm a little bit of a freak! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes; alright so yeah I'm depraved and Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me so...
 * Kalina: He did't accept you, you're so pathetic! He used you!
 * Arthur: Shut up, both of you. Cut him some slack. What difference does it make?
 * Kalina: You didn't tell him, did you?
 * Arthur: Oh god, tell me what, what now?
 * Kalina: About the fourth ghost.
 * Raftkin: No, don't do this. I didn't tell him. Don't do this.
 * Kalina: He has a right to know!
 * Raftkin: What about the fourth ghost?
 * Kalina: St. Luke's hospital, six months ago.
 * Arthur: You're saying my wife's spirit is trapped in this house?
 * Raftkin: I didn't know you. I didn't know her. I didn't know she had a husband.
 * Arthur: Why in God's name? Why? Tell me why her!
 * Raftkin: I don't know why. Cyrus handpicked them all, including your wife. When I found out who you were, God, I've been trying to help you.
 * Arthur: You call this help? She's right, this is all your goddamn fault!


 * Ben Moss: Now he's gonna tell you that Cyrus owed him money.
 * Raftkin: He did owe me money. He owed me a shit load of money!!!!


 * Kalina: (looking up) We gotta go.
 * Arthur: I'm not leaving without my kids!
 * Kalina: (still looking up) Try telling him that.

(Arthur looks up to see Kalina looking at the First Born Son)


 * Raftkin: Quite a place you've got.
 * Kathy: Yeah. We're moving in!
 * Arthur: (holds up key) Well...one step at a time.

(places key in the slot. goes in.)
 * Bobby: Dad! You broke it!
 * Kathy: Bobby. Give it a rest.


 * Raftkin: S-stop!
 * Maggie: W-what??
 * Raftkin: D-don't move! Don't speak! Somehow....we are behind enemy lines.

(First Born Son approaches them)
 * Raftkin: Hey little guy. (holds up hand) How?
 * Maggie: I don't think you should be doing that!
 * Raftkin: Shut up!
 * Maggie: YOU shut up! You're the one who keeps pissing him off!