Thomas & Friends/Season 18

Thomas & Friends Season 18

Old Reliable Edward [18.1]

 * Edward: And what do you say?
 * Gordon: Oh, the indignity!
 * Edward: Sorry?
 * Gordon: I mean thank you. Thank you, Edward!
 * Edward: You're welcome, Gordon. Any time.

Not So Slow Coaches [18.2]

 * Clarabel: This is the fastest we've ever been!
 * Annie: I don't like it... AT ALL!
 * Clarabel: I've got my eyes closed!
 * Annie: Does it help?
 * Clarabel: No, not really!

Flatbeds of Fear [18.3]

 * Henry: I don't want to hear the Flatbeds of Fear, I don't want to hear the Flatbeds of Fear.

Disappearing Diesels [18.4]

 * Diesel: I'm a truck load of sausages! Ha ha ha!
 * Paxton: Sausages? Diesel, wait! Come back!
 * Reg: Oh, what do you want to go chasing after him for?
 * Paxton: He's my friend!
 * Reg: Is he really?

Signals Crossed [18.5]

 * Gordon: [to Toby] Look out, you silly little tram! And learn your signals!

Toad's Adventure [18.6]

 * Dowager Hatt: [to Toad] You are a really useful and very brave brake van!




 * James: Thanks for your help today, Toad.
 * Toad: And thank you very much, sir.
 * James: Call me James.
 * [Oliver whistles and arrives]
 * Toad: Hello, Mr. Oliver, I...
 * Oliver: Hello, Toad! You'll never believe what happened to me today. Let me tell you all about it.
 * James: Actually, Oliver, I think you should ask Toad about the adventure he had today. [whistles and leaves]
 * Oliver: You, Toad? You had an adventure?
 * Toad: Well, yes. As it happens, it all started when I was coupled to Mr. James, but he's started to go a bit too fast. By the time, we reached Gordon's hill, we were going so fast, my wheels were shaking!
 * Oliver: Well, that doesn't sound like more like an adventure, Toad.
 * Toad: But that's not all! That's what when we came across a branch, fallen on the line!
 * [the other engines show up]
 * Oliver: No!
 * Toad: Yes! The thing was we were going so fast, we couldn't stop!
 * Oliver: [gasps in shock] So, what happened next?
 * Toad: That's what it got really scary.

Duck in the Water [18.7]

 * James: Honestly, I thought ducks liked being in the water!

Duck and the Slip Coaches [18.8]

 * Duck: [to the slip coaches] Hello, Slippies!

Thomas the Quarry Engine [18.9]

 * Thomas: You're not Mavis and Diesel!
 * Toby: I never said we were, did I?
 * Henrietta: I would've noticed if you had.

Thomas and the Emergency Cable [18.10]

 * [after the bird watcher pulls the emergency cable, Thomas stops]
 * Bird watcher: I'm sorry. I got a little overexcited. I thought I heard the sound of a very rare bird I've been lookin' for, and I wanted to see it. So I pulled the emergency cable. In any case, it's bound to have flown away now.
 * Guard: Seeing a rare bird is not an emergency. [shuts the door]
 * Annie: Quite right!
 * Clarabel: I couldn't have put it better myself!

Duncan and the Grumpy Passenger [18.11]

 * Duncan: Why do people always think it's me who's always grumbling? I mean, I've never grumbled in my life! Me, grumbling? Don't think so!

Marion and the Pipe [18.12]

 * Marion: Goodness gracious me! I found something!

Missing Gator [18.13]

 * Salty: Aye, Percy, and who knows, but he might come back to Sodor one day!
 * Percy: I hope so, Salty. I really do.

No Steam without Coal [18.14]

 * Porter: Hey! Watch out, Bill! Or is it Ben?
 * Salty: Watch out, Ben... err, Bill… Well, whoever you are!

Spencer's VIP [18.15]

 * Spencer: [to Sir Topham Hatt] Perhaps, you'd let me take the Deputy Minister home, after all! I can learn from my mistakes, sir. [to the Deputy Minister] I just need to be given one more chance.

Toad's Bright Idea [18.16]

 * Oliver: See you later, Gator! In a while, umm… Toad.

Long Lost Friend [18.17]

 * Percy: This'll be the best Christmas ever!

Last Train for Christmas [18.18]

 * Santa: Ho, ho, ho, ho!

Duncan the Humbug [18.19]

 * Mr. Percival/The Thin Controller: Merry Christmas to you, Duncan!
 * Luke: Merry Christmas to one and all!
 * Duncan: Bah humbug!

The Perfect Gift [18.20]

 * Percy: It's a bit dark and gloomy around here, isn't it, Reg?
 * Reg: Not really, Percy. It's no different from usual.
 * Percy: Exactly, and this is a special time of year, when the rest of the island does look different from usual. All twinkly and lovely and magical.

Emily Saves the World [18.21]

 * Salty: Clattering Columbus! The world's heading straight for us!

Timothy and the Rainbow Truck (UK) / Timothy and the Rainbow Car (US) [18.22]

 * Bill: Phwoar! It's a bit pongy!
 * Ben: You mean you are!
 * Bill: Did you just call me pongy?
 * Ben: Yes, I did. You're pongy!
 * Bill: No, you are!
 * Ben: No, you are!
 * Bill: You are!
 * Ben: You are!
 * Bill: You are!

Marion and the Dinosaurs [18.23]

 * Marion: Eeeeeeeeeek! Look out, look out! Steam shovel coming through!

Samson at Your Service [18.24]

 * Peter Sam: Fancy bringing Gordon's coaches up the quarry! The stones would have been very comfortable!
 * Rheneas: Every stone would have had a seat to itself!

Samson Sent for Scrap [18.25]

 * Reg: Oh, I do love a bit of the old scrunch 'n' munch!

Millie and the Volcano [18.26]

 * Samson: The volcano! It's erupting!