Three Men and a Little Lady

Three Men and a Little Lady is a 1990 American comedy film, the sequel to the hit film Three Men and a Baby (1987), starring Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson. This is the first sequel to a Touchstone film.

Dialogue

 * Mary: What a crock!
 * Sylvia: Mary! Where did you hear that?
 * Peter: [on the phone] What a crock!


 * Michael: When I was at summer camp, I bunked with a kid who collected farts.


 * Peter: I think she knows that actors are just like regular people.
 * Jack: [enters dressed as Dracula] Good afternoon.


 * Jack: Do you want to marry me?
 * Peter: Jack!
 * Jack: [to Sylvia] Want to sleep on it?
 * Michael: She did that once before, Jack!
 * Jack: Hey, shut up!
 * [turns back to Sylvia]
 * Jack: Do you want to marry me?
 * Sylvia: No.. but thank you for asking.


 * Peter: Where are you going to live?
 * Sylvia: London.
 * Jack: London, England?
 * Michael: [sarcastically] No. London, New Jersey.


 * Peter: [once again] I'll give you $1,000.00 if you do it.


 * Mary: Do you have a penis?


 * Sylvia: [brings in breakfast] Here's my specialty. Liver moose and poached eggs.
 * Edward: [looks at the tray and stammers] What an attractive combination, but we do have a cook for these sort of things.
 * Sylvia: I like doing it.
 * Mary: Try it, Edward. You'll like it.
 * Edward: [sees Mary holding her tea cup in the palm of her hand] Whoever taught you to hold your teacup like that?


 * Peter: [to a farmer] Do you have a car we could borrow?
 * [farmer shakes his head]
 * Peter: A horse? Anything that moves?


 * Jack: [seeing the amount of luggage Vera brought with her] What? No furniture?


 * Sylvia: Edward is a wonderful person, but something keeps me from saying yes.
 * Vera: Would that something happen to be a tall architecht?


 * Jack: [Jack and Michael have come up with a list of potential husbands of Sylvia and Peter has rejected every one of them] Bill, Billy Bob, Billy Joe? Come on, Peter. We're not asking you to marry the guy!


 * Peter: [Mary is upset about leaving New York for England] Close your eyes. Can you see us?
 * Mary: [she has her eyes closed] No.
 * Peter: Well, you're not looking hard enough. Look harder. Way in the back. Can you see us now?
 * Mary: Yeah.
 * Peter: Okay, what are we doing?
 * Mary: Michael's drawing, Jack's looking in the mirror, and you're watching basketball on TV yelling at Jack for not cleaning up the kitchen!
 * Peter: Well, that sounds about right to me!


 * Sylvia: I think we need drinks.
 * Peter: I think we need shovels.

Cast

 * Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell
 * Steve Guttenberg -Michael Kellam
 * Ted Danson - Jack Holden
 * Nancy Travis - Syliva Bennington
 * Christopher Cacenove - Edward Hargreave
 * Fiona Shaw - Miss Lomax
 * Robin Weisman - Mary Bennington
 * John Boswall - Barrow
 * Sheila Hancock - Vera Bennington