Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot is a 1974 crime film about a bank robber and his irreverent young sidekick who get his old gang back together to organize a daring new heist.
 * Directed and written by Michael Cimino.

Thunderbolt... the man with the reputation. Lightfoot... the kid who's about to make one! (taglines)

Thunderbolt

 * I don't wish to be forward, but we'd like to exchange cars with you. So the faster you get out, the better it'll be for your ass.

Lightfoot

 * You ain't no country preacher, Preacher.
 * [to a woman riding a motorcycle in shorts] Hey where did you get those pants? [the womans pulls out a hammer, pounds his truck and rides off] You freak! I love you, come back!

Red Leary

 * Go... fuck... a duck.

Dialogue

 * Melody: I didn't get your name.
 * Lightfoot: Well, I didn't give it to ya'. My name is Lightfoot.
 * Melody: "Lightfoot"?
 * Lightfoot: That's right.
 * Melody: That's a dumb name. I mean, what kind of person would name a kid that, ya' know?
 * Lightfoot: What's your name?
 * Melody: Melody.
 * Lightfoot: "Melody"? That's not a dumb name?... Hey, maybe we had the same father?


 * Thunderbolt: What's your name, boy?
 * Lightfoot: Lightfoot.
 * Thunderbolt: You Indian?
 * Lightfoot: Nope. Just American.


 * Red: Does he know everything?
 * [at the same time]
 * Thunderbolt: No.
 * Lightfoot: Yes.


 * Lightfoot: Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. That sounds like somethin'.
 * Thunderbolt: You're forgetting I'm a lot older than you.
 * Lightfoot: There are plenty of guys twice my age who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
 * Thunderbolt: I won't fault you there.


 * [a woman runs out of a motel crying rape]
 * Woman in car: You really want to stay here?
 * Husband: [smiling] Why not?


 * [Lightfoot shows up with the van, newly dented by the girl on the motorcycle]
 * Red Leary: Where'd you get the dents?
 * Lightfoot: Progress. I dreamt about you last night.
 * Red Leary: What about?
 * Lightfoot: I dreamt you said hello to me.
 * Red Leary: Don't you get smart with me. I'll break both your arms.
 * Lightfoot: I'll keep that in mind.
 * Red Leary: Remember what I said. John and me go back a long way. But you don't mean nothin' to me, understand? Nothin'!
 * Lightfoot: What'd you try and kill him for then?
 * Red Leary: Because we were friends.


 * Lightfoot: [John Doherty, aka Thunderbolt, dressed in preacher's garb, has jumped into Lightfoot's stolen Trans-Am] I thought you were the heat.
 * John: Do I look like heat?
 * Lightfoot: You look like one crazy son-of-a-bitch for a preacher, I'll tell you that.


 * Lightfoot: Howdy. How's business?
 * Station Attendant: In this business, you're always one step away from bankruptcy. Funny money, credit, speculation... Somewhere in this country's a little old lady with $79.25. The $0.05 is a buffalo nickel... If she crashes in her investment, whole thing'll collapse. General Motors, the Pentagon, the two-party system and the whole and the whole shebang... We're all running downhill. Got to keep running faster or we'll fall down.


 * Thunderbolt: In small-town banks, they leave the telephone off the hook in the vault at night so the local operator can listen in.
 * Lightfoot: People walk into these banks with paper sacks, fill 'em with money and walk out. Anybody can do it.
 * Thunderbolt: Bullshit. The newest bank vaults have walls of reinforced concrete five feet thick, backed by six inches of steel. The vault door is stainless steel-faced. It's an inch and a half of cast steel, another 12 inches of burn-resisting steel, and another inch and a half of open-hearthed steel... A vault door has 20 bolts, each an inch in diameter. Eight on each side, two top and two bottom. This holds the door into a 16-inch steel jamb set in 18 inches of concrete. It's crosshatched by steel bars running both vertical and horizontal. This door is precision-made so you can't pour nitro between the door and the vault. If that isn't enough, there's microphones, electric eyes, pressure-sensitive mats, vibration detectors, tear gas, and even thermostats that detect the slightest rise in temperature. Still interested in banks?
 * Lightfoot: I knew you weren't a preacher!


 * Lightfoot: You know... you know somethin'? I don't think of us as criminals, you know? I feel we accomplished something. A good job. I feel proud of myself, man. I feel like a hero.
 * Thunderbolt: Are you all right, kid? You don't look too well.
 * Lightfoot: I believe you're right.
 * [Slumps over]
 * Thunderbolt: Lightfoot!

Taglines

 * Thunderbolt... the man with the reputation. Lightfoot... the kid who's about to make one!
 * He has exactly seven minutes to get rich quick!

Cast

 * Clint Eastwood - John "Thunderbolt" Doherty
 * Jeff Bridges - Lightfoot
 * George Kennedy - Red Leary
 * Geoffrey Lewis - Eddie Goody
 * Gary Busey - Curly
 * Catherine Bach as Melody
 * Jack Dodson - Bank Manager
 * Gregory Walcott - Car Salesman
 * Vic Tayback - Construction Company Owner
 * Bill McKinney - Crazed Car Driver w/raccoon and rabbits
 * Burton Gilliam - Welder
 * Beth Howland - Bank Manager's Wife
 * Dub Taylor - Gas Station Attendant
 * Claudia Lennear - Secretary
 * June Fairchild - Gloria