TiMER

TiMER is a 2009 film about what life is like in the near future when everyone can find their soulmate by getting a TiMER, a device that counts down until the day you meet them.
 * ''Directed by Jac Schaeffer. Written by Jac Schaeffer.

You can't hurry love.

Steph

 * Oh my God tell me what you did or I'm gonna pee on your bed!
 * It's a fucking Greek tragedy up in here.

Mikey

 * See that's what's stupid about the TiMERs it says you have one path and you can't take detours. Life is about detours.
 * Don't worry the guys will be at the bar for a few more hours. You know taking turns with our groupie.
 * Grady if I'm a pussy I'm about to have the best lesbian sex of my entire life!

Jesse

 * Espero que algún día te unas a dejar que me hacen feliz.

Other

 * Matchmaker Patty: (After implanting TiMER that shows they're not a match) Awkward.

Dialogue

 * Oona: You ready?
 * Brian: Uhh, yeah, umm...about this.
 * Oona: Brian, you like me right?
 * Brian: Yes, definitely.
 * Oona: But what's the point in continuing without a guarantee?


 * Oona: Hey what time do you get off?
 * Mikey: What?
 * Oona: Do you want me to repeat it?
 * Mikey: Yes into the loudspeaker if you don't mind.


 * Oona: I don't wanna know how old you are.
 * Mikey: Ok. How old are you?
 * Oona: I turn 30 this January.
 * Mikey: Whoa.


 * Oona: Maybe this was a bad idea.
 * Mikey: No. No, no no no no, it's a really good idea. It's up there with gravity, cold fusion, or what have you.


 * Dutch: In the service we had a name for people like that.
 * Steph: Pricks?
 * Dutch: Cocksuckers.
 * Steph: Even better. How's it hanging Dutch?
 * Dutch: Down to my knees angel. You keep your head up.


 * Oona: What are you doing here?
 * Mikey: I wanted to see you again.
 * Oona: ...Why?
 * Mikey: (silence)
 * Oona: You make a strong case.


 * Steph: Are you naked?
 * Oona: What! No! I'm wearing a robe.
 * Steph: But you are naked underneath. You don't sleep naked.
 * Oona: Sometimes I do.
 * Steph: No, you don't. You think it makes rapists job easier.

Cast

 * Emma Caulfield — Oona
 * Michelle Borth — Steph
 * John Patrick Amedori — Mikey
 * Desmond Harrington — Dan the Man
 * JoBeth Williams — Marion
 * Bianca Brockl — Soledad
 * Cristina Cimellaro — Host
 * Mark Harelik — Dr. Serious
 * Scott Holroyd — Brian
 * John Ingle — Dutch
 * Tom Irwin — Paul
 * Christine Joaquin — Cindy
 * Eric Jungmann — Manager Larry
 * Celene Lee — Tammi
 * Hayden McFarland — Jesse
 * Nicki Norris — Delphine
 * Alan Rice — Dude
 * Kali Rocha — Matchmaker Patty
 * Ho-Kwan Tse — Scientist
 * Katherine Von Till — Local News Anchor
 * Muse Watson — Rick
 * Devin Williamson — Brother
 * Christopher T. Wood — News Anchor
 * Susan Ziegler — Detractor (uncredited)