To Duck or Not to Duck

To Duck or Not to Duck is a 1943 Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon directed by Chuck Jones. The cartoon was released on March 6, 1943, and stars Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd.

Daffy Duck

 * Sportsman? Listen, sport! You don't know the meaning of fair play! What chance has a poor helpless fluffy little winged creature like me against you? [taking away each item from Elmer as he mentions it] You, with your bullets, and your shotgun, and your knife, and your duck call, and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog, and all kinds of stuff like that there! What protection have I got? A bulletproof vest, I suppose! [parts his feathers to reveal just that] Heh-heh. How did that get there?

Dialogue

 * Duck Referee: Now shake hands.
 * Daffy Duck: Which hand do ya take?
 * Elmer Fudd: Mmmm... uh, that one.
 * Daffy Duck: Wrong. Guess again.
 * Elmer Fudd: All wight, all wight, I'll take that over there.
 * Daffy Duck: [to camera] Ain't he a dope? [back to Elmer] You sure this is the one you want?
 * [Elmer nods enthusiastically]
 * Daffy Duck: YOU'RE RIGHT!
 * [hits Elmer with an enormous hammer that had been held in his other hand but hidden behind his back]
 * Daffy Duck: That's the right one!