Todd Barry

Todd Barry (born 25 March 1964) is an American comedian, actor, and voice actor.

From Heaven (2008)

 * I tour the South, though, I do. I love touring the South.  Some people up North are afraid of the South, it's weird.  I'll do a show in, like, Alabama.  I'll tell someone I did a show in Alabama and they'll be like, "Oh my God!  What was that like?"  Oh, you know, chairs, a microphone.  Oh, I'm sorry, I know what you're looking for.  I'll tell you what it was like.  Well, I flew into Birmingham.  The Imperial Wizard from the Klan picked me up at the airport.  Rode to the club on the back of an old mule.  Tried to get a joke out over the shouts of "jewboy go home."  At the end of the night I go "Where's my check?"  They go, "You're not gettin' a check.  You're gettin' this bag of porkrinds."  Is that the answer you were looking for, you narrow-minded fake-liberal fuck?