Toy Story 2



Toy Story 2 is a 1999 film about toys who come to life when their owner leaves the room, and their adventures trying to rescue one of their members after he is stolen by Al, a toy collector.
 * ''Directed by John Lasseter, Ash Brannon and Lee Unkrich. Written by John Lasseter, Peter Docter, Ash Brannon, Andrew Stanton, Rita Hsiao, Doug Chamberlain and Chris Webb.

The Toys Are Back In Town! (taglines)

Woody

 * Ride like the wind, Bullseye!

Buzz Lightyear

 * Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me?

Dialogue

 * Buzz: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?
 * Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!
 * Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sittin' around a campfire with Andy, makin' delicious, hot schmoes.
 * Woody: They're called s'mores, Buzz.
 * Buzz: Right. Right. Of course.


 * [Later, a boy riding a bike throws a newspaper at the house. Woody is asleep when the car pulls up outside the house. He wakes up and sees Andy jumping out and riding on a toy horse]
 * Andy: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo! Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up!
 * Woody: He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back! He's back early from cowboy camp!
 * [The toys are playing cards and look up to Woody. Hamm is at the door and hears Andy's footsteps coming closer]
 * Hamm: Places, everybody! Andy's coming!
 * [The toys scatter to their places and Woody freezes as Andy enters the room]
 * Andy: Yeah! [humming The Lone Ranger theme] Hey, Woody, did you miss me? Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up. Ride 'em, cowboy!
 * [Then he sees the rip in Woody's arm and his smile turns to a frown]
 * Andy: Ohh, I forgot. You're broken. I don't want to play with you anymore.
 * [Andy drops Woody and he falls towards the deck of cards on the floor and as he hits them, he keeps falling through the blue area until he goes into a black circle and lands in a trash can. Woody looks around to see lots of broken toy hands and parts beside him]
 * Woody: [gasps] No. Andy! No! No, Andy! No! Andy, Andy, Andy!
 * [The toy parts grab Woody by the neck and drag him downward as Andy appears]
 * Andy: Byeee, Woody.
 * Woody: No, no! ANDY!
 * [Andy puts the lid on the bin, making it go black. Woody wakes up from a nightmare and sees his ripped arm around his neck]


 * [Andy’s toys are hovered around a toy recreation of Andy’s street in Andy’s bedroom]
 * Hamm: All right, let’s review this one more time; At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit A:  Woody was kidnapped. Exhibit B: Composite sketch of the kidnapper.
 * [Etch-ASketch draws Al with a long beard]
 * Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that.
 * Hamm: Fine. Etch, give ‘em a shake.
 * [Etch erases the current sketch and replaces it with a more accurate drawing of Al.]
 * Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that.
 * Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
 * Mr. Potato Head: Let’s just go straight to Exhibit F: The kidnapper’s vehicle. Now the kidnapper’s vehicle fled the scene in this direction. [Points to the mock-up of Andy’s street]
 * Hamm: Your eyes are in backwards! It went the other way.
 * Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put a cork in it!
 * Rex: How do you spell “F.B.I.”?
 * [Rex walks through the mock-up scene, wrecking it]
 * Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene!
 * Hamm: Oh, why don’t you watch where you’re going God-Spill-A!
 * Rex: I didn’t know there was a crime scene!
 * Buzz: Excuse me, excuse me, little quieter please. Thank you.
 * Hamm: Huh?
 * [Buzz is typing Al’s license plate letters on Mr. Spell trying to decipher what it means]
 * Mr. Spell: “LAZY TOY BRAIN”. “LOUSY TRY BRIAN”.
 * Rex: What are you doing Buzz?
 * Buzz: Some sort of message encoded on that vehicle’s I.D. tag.
 * Mr. Spell: “LIZ TRY BRAN”.
 * Mr. Potato Head: It’s just a license plate, it’s just a jumble of letters.
 * Hamm: Yeah and there about 3.5 million registered cars in the Tri-County Area alone.
 * Mr. Spell: “LOU’S THIGH BURN”
 * Mr. Potato Head: Oh this can’t help! Let’s leave Buzz to play with his toy.
 * Buzz: Toy. Toy. Toy! Hold on!
 * [Buzz types something on Mr. Spell’s keyboard and presses the “speak” button]
 * Mr. Spell: AL'S TOY BARN.
 * [Collective gasps from the toys]
 * All the toys together: Al's Toy Barn!?
 * Buzz: Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit!
 * [Etch eases the current sketch and replaces it with Al dressed in a chicken costume from the commercial]
 * Rex: AH! It's the chicken man!
 * Buzz: That's our guy.
 * Hamm: I knew there was something I didn’t like about that chicken.


 * Jessie: Oh! Hey, look at us! We're a complete set!
 * Stinky Pete: Now it's on to the museum!
 * Woody: Museum?! [stops running in surprise and slides into Jessie and Bullseye, knocking them and himself off the record and onto the table] What museum?
 * Stinky Pete: The museum! We're being sold to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo!
 * Jessie: That's in Japan!
 * Woody: Japan? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.
 * Jessie: [chuckles] What do you mean?
 * Woody: I gotta get back home to my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look, see?
 * Jessie: [gasps] He still has an owner.
 * Stinky Pete: Oh, my goodness.
 * Jessie: No. Can't go. I can't do storage again. I just can't!
 * Stinky Pete: Jessie. Jessie.
 * Jessie: [shaking his box frantically] I won't go back in the dark!
 * Woody: Wh-What's the matter? What's wrong with her?
 * Stinky Pete: Well, we've been in storage for a long time, waiting for you.
 * Woody: Why me?
 * Stinky Pete: The museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple.
 * Jessie: It's not FAIR! How can you do this to us?!
 * Woody: Hey, look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. You see, I was in this yard sale, and--
 * Stinky Pete: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?
 * Woody: Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy when--
 * Stinky Pete: Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you?
 * Woody: Yeah, but... No, no, no, no! It was an accident. I mean--
 * Jessie: Sounds like he really loves you.
 * Woody: It's not like that, okay?! And I'm not going to any museum!
 * Jessie: Well, I'm not going back into storage!


 * Buzz: Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go.
 * Rex: What?!
 * Other toys: 19?!
 * Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
 * Buzz: Come on, fellas! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
 * Other toys: No.
 * Buzz: No! And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
 * Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya had to bring that up.
 * Buzz: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now let's move out!


 * [Buzz #2 uses Mr. Potato Head's eye to see what Woody and his roundup gang are up to in Al's apartment]
 * Buzz #2: What's happening?
 * Mr. Potato Head: [frightened] Oh, it's horrible! They're torturing him!
 * Rex: [gasps] What are we gonna do, Buzz?!
 * Buzz #2: Use your head!
 * [he and the others use Rex as a battering ram]
 * Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
 * [they quickly charge at the vent and break through to the apartment]


 * Woody: Nah, Buzz. [sighs] I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
 * Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You... are... A TOY!
 * Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me!
 * Buzz: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy, because I believed him.
 * Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
 * Buzz: Let's go, everyone.
 * Slinky: What about Woody?
 * Buzz: He's not coming with us.
 * Rex: But Andy's coming home tonight.
 * Buzz: Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.
 * [the other toys make their way back to the vent]
 * Woody: I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
 * Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.


 * Woody: [after seeing a human boy hugging him on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz! Wait! Wait!
 * Prospector: Woody, where are you going?
 * Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world. [runs to the heat duct]
 * Prospector: No!


 * [right when the Prospector is out of his box, he rudely screws the heat duct back in place to prevent the rest of the gang's escape]
 * Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures. [angrily taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
 * Woody: Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, not Jessie!
 * Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend together at the museum. Let's not start off by pointing fingers, shall we?
 * Woody: You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?
 * Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
 * Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now! [angrily throws his box back into his display case]
 * Woody: Buzz! Help, Buzz! Guys!
 * Prospector: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.
 * Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear!
 * Prospector: Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys. [angrily climbs back into his box]


 * Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.
 * Buzz #2: I'll never give in! You killed my father!
 * Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father.
 * Buzz #2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


 * [last lines]
 * Buzz: You still worried?
 * Woody: About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts.
 * Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
 * Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company... for infinity and beyond.

Taglines

 * The Toys Are Back!
 * The Toys Are Back In Town!

Cast (voices)

 * Tom Hanks as Woody
 * Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear/Utility Belt Buzz
 * Joan Cusack as Jessie
 * Kelsey Grammer as Stinky Pete
 * Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head
 * Jim Varney as Slinky Dog
 * Wallace Shawn as Rex
 * John Ratzenberger as Hamm
 * Annie Potts as Bo Peep
 * Wayne Knight as Al McWhiggin
 * John Morris as Andy Davis
 * Laurie Metcalf as Jennifer Davis
 * Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head
 * R. Lee Ermey as Sarge
 * Jodi Benson as Tour Guide Barbie
 * Jonathan Harris as The Cleaner
 * Joe Ranft as Wheezy (speaking voice)
 * Robert Goulet (singing voice)
 * Andrew Stanton as Emperor Zurg
 * Jeff Pidgeon as Squeeze Toy Aliens/Mr. Spell