Toy Story of Terror!

Toy Story of Terror! (16 October, 2013) is a Halloween-themed 21-minute television special that aired on ABC. Set after the events of Toy Story 3, the special follows the toys on their road trip, when a flat tire leads Bonnie and her mother to spend the night in a roadside motel. After Mr. Potato Head goes missing, the others begin to search for him, but they find themselves caught up in a mysterious, monstrous, and terrifying sequence of events that lead them to a big conspiracy.
 * ''Written and directed by Angus MacLane

Dialogue

 * [after the title, a black and white showing of clouds are shown and the camera pans down to a graveyard. A woman, Betsy, enters frantic; she runs until she trips over a tombstone and lands on a tombstone. She sees a bat flying towards her, it transforms into a vampire and chases after her].
 * Vampire [moaning] Betsy...
 * Betsy: No!
 * Rex: Watch out! [Pops Up] He's right behind you!
 * Mr. Potato Head: Hey, down in front!
 * Rex: Oh, sorry.
 * [it's revealed to be a movie watched by Woody, Buzz, Jessie, Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Mr. Pricklepants, and Trixie in Bonnie's mom's trunk]
 * Vampire: I'm coming to get you, Betsy.
 * Rex: Run, Betsy! Run!
 * Trixie: Oh, come on. There's no way she can outrun a vampire.
 * Woody: Oh, don't listen to her, Betsy. You can do it. Don't give up.
 * [It turns out that Bonnie and her mom are on a car trip. In the car, Bonnie rubs her eye and yawns]
 * Bonnie: [sleepy] Are we there yet?
 * Bonnie's mom: [as she drives] Not for a few more hours, Bonnie. You can go back to sleep.


 * [the toys continue to watch the movie in the trunk; Betsy is trying to get to the door of a church with the vampire closing in on her]
 * Betsy: Help! Open the door!
 * Vampire: No one can help you now, Betsy.
 * Mr. Potato Head: Boring!
 * Mr. Pricklepants: Patience. All great horror films start slowly. You see, they're designed to... [Annoyed, Mr. Potato Head pulls his ears out, which muted Mr. Pricklepants' talking]
 * Betsy: Please, let me in! [Betsy manages to get in and close the door to save herself from the vampire. The vampire's laugh is heard. A crash sound is heard which frightens Betsy. She sees a broken vase and sees something behind a curtain]
 * Buzz: Tactics, Betsy, tactics. Look for something to defend yourself with. [Betsy grabs a vase and empties the flowers and water] There we go.
 * Mr. Pricklepants: [sighs] Technically, that would be useless. Everybody knows a wooden stake through the heart is the only way to kill a vampire.
 * [Betsy slowly moves to the curtains and move it revealing a black cat. The toys shout in terror. Betsy yells. The cat screeches and pounces past her]
 * Mr. Pricklepants: [chuckles] Only a kitty cat. Classic misdirection.
 * Jessie: A cat? Come on, guys. This isn't scary.


 * [the car hits a bump, which startles the toys. The car gets a flat tire and Jessie is knocked in a tool box, trapping her inside. Jessie tries to get out, but can't]
 * Jessie: Help! (Muffled) Get me out of here!
 * Buzz: Jessie!
 * Woody: We have to get her out!
 * Buzz: [tries to open the tool box] Jessie! Jessie, can you hear me? [the car hits another bump and stops at a roadside motel. Buzz grabs a lug wrench and puts it under the tool box] Okay, everyone, on 3. 1, 2, 3! [the toys jump on the lug wrench, tipping the tool box, opening it up, freeing Jessie; Jessie breathes heavily. Woody, Buzz, Rex, and Mr. Pricklepants look at her in concern]
 * Buzz: Jessie? Jessie.
 * Trixie: [to Mr. Potato Head] What's the matter with Jessie?
 * Mr. Potato Head: She was abandoned in a box for years.
 * Jessie: I... I couldn't... I couldn't find a way out.


 * [after the car stops at a motel, Bonnie and her mom get out of the car and enter the motel. Bonnie carries her suitcase with her toys in it. Mr. Pricklepants looks outside the bag.]
 * Mr. Pricklepants: The roadside motel is one of the most common locals for a horror film. Remote, isolated, a comforting environment to allure the suspicions of the audience. I'll expect they'll be asking the innkeeper to use the telephone any minute now.
 * Mrs. Anderson: Will it be okay if I used your phone? Our car has a flat.
 * Mr. Pricklepants: [chuckles] Right on cue.
 * Buzz: It's okay, Jessie. You're safe now.
 * Woody: We'll be back on the road before you know it. What's the latest, Trixie?
 * Trixie: Uh, she's still on the phone with the tow truck company.
 * Mrs. Anderson: 6 am, that's the earliest you can get here?
 * Rex: 6 am, you mean we have to stay here all night?
 * Mr. Pricklepants: Bum, bum bum!
 * Jessie: I don't care where we are, so long as I'm not stuck alone in that box.


 * [at the Sleep Well Motel, Bonnie and her mom are sleeping in their room. Trixie opens the bag and looks around]
 * Trixie: Well, it looks like they're asleep.
 * Mr. Potato Head: [sighs] Finally. [starts to leave]
 * Jessie: Potato Head, where, where are you going?
 * Mr. Potato Head: We're at a motel. I just want to check out the amenities. [Jessie stares at him, confused] You know, the free stuff? Little soaps, shower caps, shampoo? Conditioner?
 * Mr. Pricklepants: Oh, I wouldn't go out there if I were you. The first to leave usually gets it.
 * Woody: Oh, Potato Head, don't leave the bag. A motel is one of the easiest places for a toy to get lost!
 * Mr. Potato Head: Aw, shut your worry hole! Nobody's gonna get lost! Besides, I promised Hamm I'd bring him back something nice. [leaves the bag; Jessie sees Rex, Trixie, and Mr. Pricklepants leave too]
 * Jessie: Wait! Where are you guys going?
 * Trixie: We were just gonna check out the free stuff.
 * Mr. Pricklepants: [dramatically] And if something does happen to the potato, [anxiously] I wouldn't want to miss it! [leaves]
 * Woody: Oh, come on, guys, let's all just stay in the bag! [sighs, because of the toys' disobedience; turns to Buzz] Buzz, I'll grab those guys, you get Potato Head.
 * Buzz: Got it. [Woody and Buzz leave]
 * Jessie: No, wait. Don't go!
 * Buzz: Don't worry, Jessie. I'll be right back. [leaves the bag]
 * Jessie: Buzz!
 * [Jessie looks around the bag, breathing shallow. She imagines the bag closing in on her. Jessie, scared to see this, leaves the bag too, out into the dark room]
 * Jessie: [whispers] Guys! Guys! Where are you?
 * [A shadow whizzes past, scaring Jessie]
 * Buzz: Jessie, what's wrong? Are you OK?
 * Jessie: Buzz, where is everybody?
 * Buzz: [goes over to her] Not to worry, we’re all right here. See, there’s Woody, Pricklepants, Trixie, Rex…. [Mr. Potato Head is gone] Wait. Where’s Potato Head?
 * Mr. Pricklepants: [ominously] And so it begins. [A lightning strike is heard and Rex lets out a yelp]


 * Pocketeer: That was the last one. That means I'm next! Don't you see? I'm the last of the Fastener Four! Look! Zipper Man, Snaps, Speed Lacer! I'm next! I'm next!
 * Combat Carl Jr.: [slaps Pocketeer in the face] Keep it together, man! We'll find a way out.


 * Combat Carl: Jessie, listen to me! Remember your training!
 * Jessie: But I don't have any training!
 * Combat Carl: Well, forget about that. When Combat Carl gets stuck in a jam, he says to himself: "Combat Carl never gives up. Combat Carl finds a way."


 * Woody: Okay. Climb on my shoulders, and then we'll… [realizes that Jessie's not with him] Jessie? Jessie! [sees her running towards the curtain]
 * Rex: Gah! What is she doing?!
 * Pez Cat: She's headed straight for the curtain!
 * Buzz: That's not part of the plan. [As Jessie almost makes it, Mr. Jones grabs her by the ankle with his mouth and pulls her back] Jessie!


 * Jessie: Jessie didn't give up. Jessie found a way!


 * [As credits appear, a moving truck appears and the PEZ Cat spots it]
 * PEZ Cat: The transport has arrived!
 * [Combat Carl Sr. and his son, whose sitting on his shoulder, watch]
 * Combat Carl Sr.: You heard the cat! Let's move! [As the other toys obey his orders, Carl Jr. gives his father his missing hand] Thanks, buddy. [puts it on] Next stop: Billy's house.
 * [The truck starts driving away. Carl hops on to the back bumper. Mr. Jones watches from a window]
 * Ron: [calling out] Mr. Jones! [fills his bowl with lizard food] Here you go, buddy. [Mr. Jones eats] Uh, welcome to the Sleep Well. How may I…? [finds two officers wearing shades facing him]
 * Officer Phillips: Are you the manager?
 * Ron: Who, me? Haha! No, I'm not the manager. I'll tell you what, heh-heh… I'll go get him for you. [Backing up from the officers, he slides the curtain, and offscreen, he races outside and into a police car]
 * Officer Wilson: I told you not to leave the keys in the car.
 * [Ron backs the police car into the Sleep Well sign, and it crashes down on it. Ron runs away]
 * Officer Phillips: [in radio] We got a runner.

Cast

 * Joan Cusack — Jessie
 * Tom Hanks — Woody
 * Tim Allen — Buzz Lightyear
 * Carl Weathers — Combat Carls Sr. and Jr.
 * Stephen Tobolowsky — Ron the Manager
 * Timothy Dalton — Mr. Pricklepants
 * Wallace Shawn — Rex
 * Don Rickles — Mr. Potato Head
 * Kristen Schaal — Trixie
 * Kate McKinnon — PEZ Cat
 * Lori Alan — Mrs. Anderson
 * Peter Sohn — Transitron
 * Emily Hahn — Bonnie
 * Dawnn Lewis — Delivery Lady
 * Jason "J-Top" Topolski — Vampire and Tow Truck Guy
 * Ken Marino — Pocketeer
 * Christian Roman — Old Timer
 * Laraine Newman — Betsy
 * Tara Strong — Ron's Computer
 * Angus MacLane — Officer Wilson
 * Joshua Cooley — Officer Phillips
 * Dee Bradley Baker — Mr. Jones the Lizard