Traffic Department 2192

Traffic Department 2192 is a top down action game created by P-Squared Productions published by Safari Software, and initially released in 1994 for DOS. Below is a list of quotes from the game.

Dialogue

 * Dispatcher: What's the magic word?
 * Velasquez:Death.
 * Dispatcher: Clearance granted.


 * Velasquez: Who needs luck! Luck is for the dipshit who doesn't know his ass from the cleft in his chin!''"
 * Dispatcher: Well I -- Hey! I resemble that remark!


 * Velasquez: "If I want your opinion, numbstick, I'll beat it out of you."


 * Dispatcher: That's what I admire about you, Vel. You always say what's on your mind.''"


 *  Velasquez: And here you are, wishing you had a mind to begin with.''"


 * Velasquez: Who the hell are you?''"
 * Aron Demeter: Why, your wet dream sugar tits. How about getting me a hot cup of coffee?''"


 * Dispatcher: I'll get Flannery and Dickle on deck. Hope you like rookies!
 * Velasquez: Dickle?!?! I've got a partner named Dickle?!?!?  I'll just tell the Vultures that and they'll fly into each other, they'll be laughing so hard!