True Jackson, VP

True Jackson, VP is an American teen sitcom created by Andy Gordon for Nickelodeon. It aired from November 8, 2008, to August 20, 2011.

Pilot

 * True Jackson: Oh, I'm not supposed to drink soda. It makes my tongue sweat. Is there any bubbly water?
 * Cricket: I can order you some. Would you like some juice boxes while I'm at it?
 * True: Oh, for real... Oh, are you just being snotty?
 * Cricket: Snotty.


 * True: Oh, Lulu this is Cricket, my assistant.
 * Lulu: Seriously, you're her boss, but you're so old.
 * True: Lulu!!
 * Lulu: What? You're a kid and she a grown woman. It's like backwards day.
 * True: I'm sorry, Cricket.
 * Cricket: Not as sorry as I am.
 * Lulu: Wait! This is your office?!
 * True: Check it out. I got a view of Fifth Avenue. And you see this wall over here?
 * Lulu: Mm-hmm.
 * True: You see it? It turns into a refrigerator.
 * Lulu: [gasps] Not even!
 * True: And I get to decorate this office any way I want. They even give me catalogs. [Lulu plays with the remote wall and True gets annoyed] Stop it. Lulu!  LULU!!     DUDE!!!!
 * Lulu: SORRY!!! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Firing Lulu

 * Amanda Cantwell: So you might not be prepared for your accessory presentation. I couldn't help but overhear.
 * True: I know. I saw your ear pressed against the glass.
 * Amanda: Yeah, well I happen to do that to.. cool my ears.


 * Max Madigan: Kopelman don't be rude, OUT!


 * Amanda: Oscar, I'd like to get my seating chart cards laminated. Do you know if we have a laminated machine anywhere in the... (Oscar takes out a small laminating machine) No, that's too small (Oscar takes out a large laminating machine) No, that's too big (Oscar takes out a medium size laminating machine) Perfect. Oh, I'm also going to need a... (she was going to say extension cord but Oscar already gave it to her) OK, Then.


 * Max: Two things, True. One, I finally tried that Happy Berry Yum Yum downstairs. Delicious! Two Yums is not enough.
 * True: I know right, I like the tangerine tinkle. Makes my nose itch.
 * Max: I've decided to treat myself to a cup a day.
 * True: Good for you. And what was the other thing you wanted to tell me?
 * Max: You have to fire Lulu.
 * True: I what now?!

True Drive

 * Ryan Laserbeam: I gotta be honest, I can't hear anything over the sound of this marble in my arm.


 * Ryan: That's not true, you left me alone yesterday!
 * True: And what happened?
 * Ryan: I sat on your computer.
 * True: And why?
 * Ryan: Because I broke your chair.
 * True: And how?
 * Ryan: Throwing hammers...