Undertale

Undertale is a Role-Playing video game developed and published by Toby Fox on September 15, 2015.

Post-Flowey Fight

 * What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth...Ah, do not be afraid, my child.
 * I am Toriel, caretaker of the Ruins...
 * I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down
 * You are the first human to come here in a long time.
 * Come! I will guide you through the catacombs.
 * This way.

Ruins
"72 Uses for Snails." How about it? [ How to exit the RUINS ] Um. . . How about an exciting snail fact? Did you know that snails. . . Some flip their digestive systems as they mature? Interesting. [ How to exit the RUINS ] I have to do something. Stay here. (if you try to name the fallen child "Toriel) I think you should think of your own name, my child.
 * The Ruins are full of puzzles.
 * Ancient fusions between diversions and doorkeys. One must solve them to move from room to room. Please adjust yourself to the sight of them.
 * As a human living in the Underground, monsters may want to attack you.
 * You will have to be prepared for this situation.
 * However, worry not! The process is simple. When you encounter a monster, you will enter a FIGHT. While you are in a FIGHT, strike up a friendly conversation. Stall for time. I will come to resolve the conflict.
 * Practice talking to the dummy.
 * Ah, very good! You are very good.
 * There is another puzzle in this room... I wonder if you can solve it?
 * This is the puzzle, but... Here, take my hand for a moment.
 * Puzzles seem a little too dangerous for now.
 * You have done excellently thus far, my child. However... I have a difficult request to ask of you. ...I would like you to walk to the end of the room by yourself. Forgive me for this.
 * Greetings, my child. Do not worry, I did not leave you. I was merely behind this pillar the whole time. Thank you for trusting me. However, there was an important reason for this exercise. ... to test your independence. I must attend to some business, and you must stay alone for a while. Please remain here. It's dangerous to explore by yourself. I have an idea. I will give you a CELL PHONE. If you have a need for anything, just call. Be good, alright?
 * For no reason in particular, which do you prefer, cinnamon or butterscotch?
 * When humans fall down here, strangely... I... I often feel like I already know them. Truthfully, when I first saw you, I felt... ... like I was seeing *an old friend for the first time.
 * I've also prepared a curriculum for your education. This may come as a surprise to you... But I have always wanted to be a teacher. ...actually, perhaps *that isn't very surprising.
 * Did you want to hear about the book I am reading? It is called,
 * You wish to know how to return, "home," do you not? Ahead of us lies the end of the RUINS. A one-way exit to the rest of the underground. I am going to destroy it. No one will ever be able to leave again. Now be a good child and go upstairs.
 * Every human that falls down here meets the same fate. I have seen it again and again. They come. They leave. They die. You naive child... If you leave the Ruins... They... ASGORE... will kill you. I am only protecting you, do you understand? Go to your room.
 * Do not try to stop me. This is your final warning!
 * You want to leave so badly? Hmph. You are just like the others.
 * There is only one solution to this. Prove yourself. Prove to me that you are strong enough to survive!
 * Pathetic, is it not? I cannot save even a single child.
 * No, I understand. You would just be unhappy trapped down there.
 * Be good, alright?
 * You are stronger than I thought...You have surprised me well Listen to me, small one... If you go beyond this door, Keep walking as far as you can. Eventually, you will reach an exit. ....... ASGORE... Do not let ASGORE take your soul. His plan cannot be allowed to succeed. ...... Be good, won't you? My child.
 * When humans fall down here, strangely... I... I often feel like I already know them. Truthfully, when I first saw you, I felt... ... like I was seeing an old friend for the first time.
 * [to Asgore] Do not "Tori" me, Dreemurr. You pathetic whelp. If you really wanted to free our kind... You could have gone through the barrier after you got ONE SOUL... Taken SIX SOULS from the humans, then free us all... instead just waiting here, meekly waiting for another human to come.
 * As terrible as ASGORE is... He deserves mercy, too. Well goodbye my child, I hope to be seeing you again
 * Did you just call me... "Mom"? Well... I suppose... Would that make you happy? To call me… Mother?

Napstablook
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 * zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 * (are they gone yet)
 * [this ghost keeps saying 'z's out loud.
 * [yes]
 * Do you like it? I call it Dapper Blook...
 * {one of his attacks} REALLY NOT FEELIN UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY.
 * [fight]sorry... i just made this more awkward... pretend you beat me... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....( goodbye..)
 * [spare]i usually come to the RUINS because there's nobody around... but today i met somebody nice....
 * i fell down a hole... now i can't get up... go on without me... wait, ghosts can fly, can't they... oh well...
 * after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage... it's a family tradition...
 * welcome to blook family snail farm... ...i'm the only employee...
 * oh, i'm Really funny

Undyne

 * Seven. Seven human souls, and King ASGORE will become a god. Six. That's how many we have collected thus far. Understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed. First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far... I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago... ...
 * [If the protagonist hasn't killed any monsters] ... No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU! You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Alphys's history books made me think humans were cool... ...with their giant robots and flowery swordswomen. BUT YOU? You're just a coward!
 * Hiding behind that kid so you could run away from me again! [If the protagonist saved Monster Kid]
 * You abandoned your friend just so you could run away! [If the protagonist did not save Monster Kid]
 * And let's not forget your wimpy goody-two-shoes-shtick! Oooh! I'm making such a difference by hugging random strangers! You know what would be more valuable to everyone? IF YOU WERE DEAD!!! That's right, human! Your continued existence is a crime! Your life is all that stands between us and our freedom! Right now, I can feel everyone's hearts pounding together! Everyone's been waiting their whole lives for this moment! But we're not nervous at all. When everyone puts their hearts together, they can't lose! Now, human! Let's end this, right here, right now. I'll show you how determined monsters can be! Step forward when you're ready! Fuhuhuhu! [Normal text]
 * And! And! ... and something's been bothering me, too. The whole time I was chasing after you... I felt something... Strange. The echoes of something warm, something... Something like "I miss being friends with you." BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS! I WOULD NEVER GET CHUMMY WITH A COWARD LIKE YOU! You! You must have been mind-controlling me! Manipulating people to make them like you... What a Grade-A FREAK! Now enough! For everyone's hopes! For everyone's dreams! And for my own freaking dignity! I, UNDYNE, will knock you down! [Alternate text: If the protagonist befriended Undyne on a previous playthrough]
 * [If the protagonist has killed monsters, but not Papyrus] ...No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU! You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams! Alphys's history books made me think humans were compassionate... BUT YOU? You're just a remorseless criminal. You wander through the caverns, attacking anyone in your path. Self-defense? Please. You didn't kill them because you had to. You killed them because it was easy for you. Because it was fun for you. Do you think it was fun when I found out?
 * (If the protagonist has killed no significant enemies) Do you think it was fun when people's family members......never come home? Is that fun?
 * (If only Snowdrake was killed) A teenage comedian who fell in with the wrong crowd......was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
 * (If only Doggo was killed) Doggo, who always made me laugh......was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
 * (If only Lesser Dog was killed) Lesser Dog, who wanted nothing more than affection......was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
 * (If only Dogamy and Dogaressa were killed) Those two sweet dogs, who always took care of each other......were dead, because of the whims of a single human?
 * (If only Greater Dog was killed) That big dog, who wanted nothing more than to play......was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
 * (If all canine Royal Guards were killed) The Snowdin Canine Unit had been completely decimated. My troops and friends, destroyed... Is that fun?
 * (If only Shyren was killed) Shyren, who was just learning to sing......was dead, because of the whims of a single human?
 * No. But your time's up, villain! You won't hurt anyone else. A knight in shining armor has appeared. And all the pain you have inflicted on the fallen... Every hope, Every dream you have turned to dust... She's gonna send right back through her spear! NGAHHH! I'll show you how determined monsters truly are. Come on! Step forward and let's end this!
 * [If Papyrus is dead] ... Forget it. Look. Papyrus didn't come to his meeting today. Say what you want about him. He's weird, he's naive, he's self-absorbed... But Papyrus has NEVER missed a meeting. And no matter what time you call him on the phone... Night, day, afternoon, morning... He ALWAYS answers within the first two rings. ... But now he's gone. And his brother isn't around, either. ... What did you do to him? What did you DO TO HIM? Papyrus, who I have trained every day... Even though I KNOW he's too goofy to ever hurt anyone... ... Go ahead. Prepare however you want. But when you step forward... I will KILL you.
 * [Once the protagonist steps forward] That's it, then...! No more running away! HERE I COME!!!!!!!
 * I KNEW you would come back here! HERE I COME!!!!!!! [Fleeing, leaving the Undyne Arena, and returning]
 * En guarde!
 * As long as you're GREEN you CAN'T ESCAPE! Unless you learn to face danger head-on... You won't last a SECOND against ME!
 * When I said face towards danger... I meant face towards the bullets! [If the protagonist does not block her attack]
 * Look. I gave you a spear to block the bullets with. Do I have to explain this any more clearly? [If the protagonist does not block her attack a second time]
 * WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUST FACE UPWARDS!!! IT'S NOT HARD! [If the protagonist does not block her attack a third time]
 * I wanted this to be a fair fight. I thought if I beat you like this... It'd truly show how strong monsters can be. BUT NOW??? I DON'T CARE! I'M NOT YOUR FREAKING KINDERGARTEN TEACHER! Unless your kindergarten teacher... DOES THIS! [If the protagonist does not block the attack a fourth time]
 * (If the first wave of bullets are deflected) Not bad, but how about THIS?
 * For years, we've dreamed of a happy ending...
 * And now, sunlight is just within our reach!
 * I won't let you snatch it away from us!
 * NGAHHH! Enough warming up!
 * Mercy! Ha! I still can't believe YOU want to spare ME! [Spare after Undyne re-enables red mode]
 * But even if I spared YOU... [Spare after Undyne re-enables red mode]
 * You won't get away from me this time! [Undyne catching up to the protagonist first time]
 * Honestly, I'm doing you a favor... [Undyne catching up to the protagonist first time]
 * Heh... You're tough! [Neither Sparing nor Fleeing after Undyne re-enables red mode]
 * But even if you could beat me... [Neither Sparing nor Fleeing after Undyne re-enables red mode]
 * No human has EVER made it past ASGORE!
 * Honestly, killing you now is an act of mercy...!
 * So STOP being so damn resilient!
 * What the hell are humans made out of!? [This dialogue is skipped to if the "kindergarten teacher" attack is survived]
 * Anyone else would be DEAD by now!
 * Alphys told me humans were determined...
 * I see now what she meant by that!
 * But I'm determined, too!
 * Determined to end this RIGHT NOW!
 * ... RIGHT NOW!
 * ... RIGHT... ... ... NOW!!
 * Ha... Ha...
 * NGAHHH!!! DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
 * I WILL NEVER TAKE MERCY FROM THE LIKES OF YOU! [Spare after Undyne re-enables red mode]
 * YOU! WILL! NEVER! SPARE! ME! [Spare after Undyne re-enables red mode]
 * You've escaped from me for the LAST time! [Undyne catching up to the protagonist second time]
 * COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE PUNK!! [Third time and up]
 * STOP RUNNING AWAY!!! [Third time and up]
 * YOU'RE GETTING IN MY WAY! [Neither Sparing nor Fleeing after Undyne re-enables red mode]
 * I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED! [Neither Sparing nor Fleeing after Undyne re-enables red mode]
 * YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE FROM ME!!!
 * [After Undyne's health reaches 0] Ngahhh...You were stronger... than I thought...So then... ... this is where... ... it ends......No...NO! I won't die! Alphys... Asgore... Papyrus...Everyone is counting on me to protect them! NNNNGAH! Human! In the name of everyone's hopes and dreams...I WILL DEFEAT YOU! Come on, is that all you've got!?... pathetic. You're going to have to try harder than that! S-see how strong we are when we believe in ourselves? H...heh...Had enough yet?...I won't... ...Give up... ...Ha... ha......Alphys...This is what I was afraid of...This is why I never told you......No... No! Not yet!
 * I won't die!
 * NGAHHHHHHHH!!!
 * I WON'T DIE!
 * I WON'T DIE!
 * I WON'T DIE!
 * I WON'T
 * (The dialogue gets slower and slower each time she repeats it until it completely stops and the fight ends with Undyne turning into dust.)
 * OH MY GOD!!! STOP PETTING THE ENEMY!!!
 * Listen up, human. We're not just going to be friends. We're going to be ... BESTIES.
 * ANIME'S REAL, RIGHT?
 * (if the player selects Anime is Real) HA HA HA!!! I KNEW IT!!! GIGANTIC SWORDS!!! MAGICAL PRINCESSES! HERE I COME!!! ... Uhh, thanks for taking care of Alphys. I didn't get to say what I wanted to, but... Things seem like they're going to get better for her. Well, I gotta go catch up with them! Later!
 * (if the player selects Anime is Not Real) No...NO!!!! I CAN FEEL MY HEART BREAKING INTO PIECES!!! ...no, I can survive this... I have to be strong. For Alphys. Thank you, human, for telling me the truth. I'll try my best to live in this world... See you later!
 * FIRE 01.JPG MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING BACK IN THE TRASH!
 * You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT.
 * You're a wimpy loser with a big heart!
 * So stop being so damn resilient!!!
 * you'll have to try a little harder than that!!!
 * I don't actually want to hurt you either. At first, I hated your stupid saccharine schtick, but... The way you hit me right now, it... Reminded me of someone I used to train with.
 * NGAHHH!!! DIE ALREADY, YOU LITTLE BRAT! YOU'RE GETTING IN MY WAY!
 * That's where I first talked to you! Weren't you SUPER terrified? I practice that monologue ALL the time in the mirror!
 * Why would I EVER be friends with YOU!? If you weren't my house guest, I'd beat you up right now!
 * Deep, deep in my soul. There's a burning feeling I can't describe. A burning feeling that WON'T let me die.
 * Ugh, ice cream!? Sugary... COLD... Talk about GROSS. Now this chilly pink stuff that Alphys makes me...
 * Alphys helped measure out the mud tiles for this puzzle. It was a lot of work, but we got to make sand castles after.
 * I mean it's not that he's weak. He's actually pretty freaking tough! It's just that... he's... he's too innocent and nice!!! I mean, look, he was SUPPOSED to capture you... and he ended up being friends with you instead! I could NEVER send him to battle! He'd get ripped into little smiling shreds.
 * You know what would be more valuable to everyone? IF YOU WERE DEAD!!!
 * Y'know, I was a pretty hotheaded kid. Once, to prove I was the strongest, I tried to fight ASGORE. Emphasis on TRIED. I couldn't land a single blow on him!
 * Be nice to them, okay!? Cherish this ghost!!!
 * All he did was lie seductively on the piano... And fed himself grapes. I don't really like that guy. But I admire his lifestyle.
 * Oh yeah, Shyren lives around here. I used to give her piano lessons.
 * Every day, people come here and wish to the stars... I WON'T LET THEM DOWN!!!
 * Oh yeah, Shyren lives around here. I used to give her piano lessons.
 * Every day, people come here and wish to the stars... I WON'T LET THEM DOWN!!!

Alphys

 * Oh. My god. I didn't expect you to show up so soon! I haven't showered, I'm barely dressed, it's all messy, and...
 * OH! OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! IT'S SNAIL ICE CREAM!!!!!!!! IN THE FOURTH CHAPTER EVERYONE GOES TO THE BEACH!!! AND SHE BUYS ICE CREAM FOR ALL OF HER FRIENDS!!!! BUT IT'S SNAIL FLAVOR AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS IT!!!!!! IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE GAME BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY POWERFUL message about friendship and...
 * I'M UNDYNE AND I'M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!!!
 * Well, that was certainly something.
 * Now press [Z]!
 * A long time ago, I made a robot named Mettaton. Originally I built him to be an entertainment robot. Anyway, recently I decided to make him more useful. You know, just some practical adjustments. Like, um... Anti... Anti-human combat features?
 * Isn't it better this way? To live a lie where both people are happy...Or a truth where neither of us are?
 * They say “be yourself”. But I don’t really like who “myself” is. I'd rather just be whatever makes people like me. Eheheh...
 * H-hi Undyne.
 * UNDYNE!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER!!! I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! HOLD ME, UNDYNE!! HOLD ME!!!
 * the families keep calling me to ask when everyone is coming home. what am i supposed to say? i don't even answer the phone anymore.
 * i spend all my time at the garbage dump now it's my element
 * Actually, since you stepped out of the RUINS, I've, um... ...been "observing" your journey through my console. Your fights... Your friendships... Everything! I was originally going to stop you, but... Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.
 * S-so, ahhh, now I want to help you! Using my knowledge, I can easily guide you through Hotland! I know a way right to ASGORE's castle, no problem!
 * Of c-course, when I saw you coming, I immediately decided... I have to remove those features! Unfortunately, I may have made a teensy mistake while doing so. And, um... Now he's an unstoppable killing machine with a thirst for human blood?
 * It can do texting, items, it's got a key chain... I even signed you up for the underground's No. 1 social network! Now we're officially friends! Ehehehe!
 * This p-puzzle is kinda... um... timing- based. Y-you see those switches over there? Y-you'll have to press all three of them within 3 seconds. I'll t-try to help you with the rhythm!
 * I don't really... Like giving away puzzle solutions. But if you need help, just call me, ok?
 * F-f-fortunately, I might have a plan! When I was upgrading your phone, I added a few... features. You see that huge button that says... "JETPACK"?"
 * N-no...! I must not have added enough fuel! D-darnit... I'm sorry... Even when it's something like this, I... I still...! I still...
 * Wow! We... we did it!! We... we really did it!!! Great job out there, team!
 * Why didn't you head to the right...? C-C'mon... Y-you trust me, d-don't you?
 * ...thank GOD, it's just the batteries.
 * This isn't anyone else's problem but mine.
 * I'm gonna stay inside and watch anime like a total loser!
 * now that mettaton's made it big, he never talks to me anymore. ...except to ask when i'm going to finish his body.
 * Just think about how cute they must have been together. It's quickly becoming my number one ship of all time. Tori and Gorey...
 * Ehehe... Ehehehe... AHA! AHAHAH! HA!! HA!!! Oh, Toriel. You have NO idea.
 * A woman can dream though, right? And write fanfiction. A LOT of fanfiction.

Mettaton

 * OHHH YES! WELCOME, BEAUTIES... TO TODAY'S QUIZ SHOW!!! OH BOY! I CAN ALREADY TELL IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW! EVERYONE GIVE A BIG HAND FOR OUR WONDERFUL CONTESTANT! (Applauds the child) NEVER PLAYED BEFORE, GORGEOUS? NO PROBLEM! IT'S SIMPLE! THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE. ANSWER CORRECTLY... OR YOU DIE!!!
 * Ohhhh my. If you flipped my switch, that can only mean one thing. You're desperate for the premiere of my new body. How rude... Lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off for a long time. So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward. I'll make your last living moments.... ABSOLUTELY beautiful!
 * FOILED AGAIN BY THE BRILLIANT DR. ALPHYS!
 * CURSE YOU, HUMAN! CURSE YOU DR. ALPHYS, FOR HELPING SO MUCH! BUT I DON'T CURSE MY EIGHT WONDERFUL VIEWERS FOR TUNING IN! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
 * SORRY, FOLKS! THE OLD PROGRAM'S BEEN CANCELLED! BUT WE'VE GOT A FINALE THAT'LL DRIVE YOU WILD! REAL ACTION! REAL DRAMA! REAL BLOODSHED! ON OUR NEW SHOW ... ATTACK OF THE KILLER ROBOT!
 * TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BIG GUNS!
 * GH... G-GUESS YOU WON'T WANT TO JOIN MY FANCLUB?
 * (Upon Being asked who Alphys has a crush on and selects Undyne as their answer) SEE, ALPHYS? I TOLD YOU IT WAS OBVIOUS! EVEN THE HUMAN FIGURED IT OUT. YES, SHE SCRAWLS HER NAME IN THE MARGINS OF HER NOTES. SHE NAMES PROGRAMMING VARIABLES AFTER HER. SHE EVEN WRITES STORIES OF THEM TOGETHER... SHARING A DOMESTIC LIFE. PROBABILITY OF CRUSH: 101 PERCENT. MARGIN OF ERROR: ONE PERCENT.
 * A-Arms? who needs arms... with legs like these? I'm still going to win!
 * Lights! Camera! Bombs!
 * OOOOOOOHHHHHHH YYYYEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
 * Lights! Camera! Action!
 * Drama! Romance! Bloodshed!
 * I'm the idol everyone craves!
 * Smile for the camera!
 * Oooh, it's time for a pop quiz! I hope you brought a keyboard... This one's an essay question!
 * Oooh, it's time for a pop quiz! Have fun with that on-screen keyboard... This one's an essay question! [PS4, PSVita and Nintendo Switch version]
 * Speechless...? Who can blame you? [0 characters long]
 * Well... that's concise. [1 character long]
 * Beautiful. Sometimes the fewest words speak the loudest. [2-12 characters long]
 * Nice. You get a gold star. [13-49 characters long]
 * Oh my... what a great answer. [50-89 characters long]
 * Oooooh, you said so much about me... I love how passionate you are. ... even though I don't understand what you said... [90-139 characters long]
 * Beautiful. Why don't you write a book? [140+ characters long]
 * Nice detail... You're right. I do look quite nice. [1 compliment word]
 * Wonderful! Amazing! A+.. I AM completely stunning. [2 compliment words]
 * Oh, I'm blushing... You're completely right, I am beautiful in every way. [3 compliment words]
 * Oh my... I'm speechless. You've completely captured how beautiful I am. [4 compliment words]
 * That's right, Legs was the correct answer! [LEGS]
 * How creative. Arms... most people just think about my legs. [ARMS]
 * My hair... yes, I use metal hair gel. [HAIR]
 * Yes, my personality is quite charming, isn't it? [PERSONALITY]
 * They say I have the voice of a Siren... ... awooga! [VOICE]
 * Dancing...? Thank you. I'm self-taught. [DANCE/DANCING]
 * What a touching confession! I'll add it to the pile. [I LOVE YOU/I LOVE YOUR]
 * Toby? What the hell is that? Sounds... sexy. [TOBY]
 * Huh? This essay is supposed to be about me, not about you... [Insult word]
 * Oh my! This is a family friendly TV show. Now stand still while I murder you. [Swear word] [2][3]
 * Your essay really showed everyone your heart. Why don't I show you mine?
 * Oooh, I'm just warming up!
 * But how are you on the dance floor?
 * Can you keep up the pace!?
 * Lights! Camera! Bombs!
 * Things are blowing up!
 * Time for our union-regulated break!
 * We've grown so distant, darling... How about another heart-to-heart?
 * A.. arms? Wh... who needs arms with legs like these? I'm still going to win!
 * Come on...!
 * The show... must go on!
 * Dr... Drama! A... Action!
 * L... lights... C... camera...
 * Enough of this! Do you really want humanity to perish!? ... or do you just believe in yourself that much?
 * Haha, how inspiring! Well, darling! It's either me or you! But I think we both already know who's going to win. Witness the true power of humanity's star!
 * ... then...
 * Are YOU the star? Can you really protect humanity!?
 * After the ratings have achieved 10,000 (or 12,000 before legs fall off) OOH, LOOK AT THESE RATINGS!!! THIS IS THE MOST VIEWERS I'VE EVER HAD!!! WE'VE REACHED THE VIEWER CALL-IN MILESTONE! ONE LUCKY VIEWER WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO TALK TO ME... ... BEFORE I LEAVE THE UNDERGROUND FOREVER!! LET'S SEE WHO CALLS IN FIRST! [Ring] HI, YOU'RE ON TV! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW???
 * NO, WAIT! WAIT, BL... H... THEY ALREADY HUNG UP. ... I'LL TAKE ANOTHER CALLER!
 * [Unknown callers] Mettaton, your show made us so happy!
 * Mettaton, I don't know what I'll watch without you.
 * Mettaton, there's a Mettaton-shaped hole in my Mettaton-shaped heart.
 * AH... I... I SEE... ... EVERYONE... THANK YOU SO MUCH. ... DARLING. PERHAPS... IT MIGHT BE BETTER IF I STAY HERE A WHILE. HUMANS ALREADY HAVE STARS AND IDOLS, BUT MONSTERS... THEY ONLY HAVE ME. IF I LEFT... THE UNDERGROUND WOULD LOSE ITS SPARK. I'D LEAVE AN ACHING VOID THAT COULD NEVER BE FILLED. SO... I THINK I'LL HAVE TO DELAY MY BIG DEBUT. BESIDES. YOU'VE PROVEN TO BE VERY STRONG. PERHAPS... EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO GET PAST ASGORE. I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT HUMANITY. HA, HA... IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST, ANYWAY. THE TRUTH IS, THIS FORM'S ENERGY CONSUMPTION IS... INEFFICIENT. IN A FEW MOMENTS, I'LL RUN OUT OF BATTERY POWER, AND... WELL. I'LL BE ALRIGHT. KNOCK 'EM DEAD, DARLING. AND EVERYONE... THANK YOU. YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE!
 * [Killing Mettaton EX] H.. ha... So I was wrong. Darling... You really are strong enough to get past ASGORE. Well then... It's time for you to go. Don't worry about me. I might seem like I'm dying now, but... Dr. Alphys can always repair me. And... besides... Even if I'm not cut out to be a star... I still got to perform for a human, didn't I? So, thank you, darling... You've been a great audience!

King Asgore

 * I so badly want to say, 'would you like a cup of tea?' But... you know how it is.
 * isn't it a good day outside? Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... A great day for a game of catch.
 * How tense... Just think of it like... A visit to the dentist.
 * Human... It was nice to meet you. Goodbye. (He destroys the mercy button)

Asriel/Flowey
Urah hah hah... Behold my TRUE power! I can feel it... Every time you die, your grip on this world slips away. Every time you die, your friends forget you a little more. Your life will end here, in a world where no one remembers you.... Still you're hanging on...? That's fine. In a few moments, you'll forget everything, too. That attitude will serve you well in your next life! Ura ha ha... Still? Come on... Show me what good your DETERMINATION is now! (The protagonist can save their friends now.)
 * Finally, I was so tired of being a flower. Howdy! [player], are you there? It's me, your best friend,   ASRIEL DREEMURR  . You know, I don't care about destroying this world anymore. After I defeat you and gain total control over the timeline... I just want to reset everything. All your progress... Everyone's memories... I'll bring them all back to zero! Then we can do everything ALL over again. And you know what the best part is? YOU'LL DO IT. And then you'll lose to me again. And again. And again!!! Because you want a "happy ending". Because you "love your friends". Because you "never give up". Isn't that delicious? Your DETERMINATION... The power that let you get this far... It's gonna be your downfall! Now ENOUGH messing around! It's time to purge this timeline once and for all!
 * ...even after that attack you're still in my way...? Wow... you really ARE something special. But don't get cocky. Up until now I've only been using a fraction of my power! Let's see what good your DETERMINATION is against THIS!!
 * Don't you understand why I keep doing this...? Why I keep fighting to keep you around? I'm doing this because your the only one who fun to play with anymore... [player]... I'm doing this because I really care about you, [player] you're special ... I'm not ready for this to end... I'm not ready for you to leave... I don't want to say goodbye to someone like you again. I'm not ready for this to end... I'm so alone, [player]... I'm so afraid, [player]...[player]...I...Huh? What are you doing...? Wh... what did you do...? What's this feeling...? What's happening to me? No! NO! I don't need ANYONE! STOP IT! (Asriel blasts the player's SOUL with a barrage of spectral blasts)
 * I always was a crybaby, wasn’t I, [player]?
 * Oh, and Frisk... Be careful in the outside world, OK? Despite what everyone thinks, it's not as nice as it is here. There are a lot of Floweys out there. And not everything can be resolved by just being nice. Frisk... Don't kill, and don't be killed, alright? That's the best you can strive for. Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers.
 * Frisk, please leave me alone. I can't come back. I just can't, OK? I don't want to break their hearts all over again. It's better if they never see me.
 * Frisk... Don't you have anything better to do?

Pacifist Route

 * Flowey: Howdy! I’m FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER! Hmmm… You’re new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha? Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready? Here we go! [enters battle screen] See that heart? That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being! Your SOUL starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV. What’s LV stand for? Why, LOVE, of course! You want some LOVE, don't you? Don't worry, I'll share some with you! [winks and summons bullets] Down here, LOVE is shared through...Little white..."friendliness pellets". Are you ready? Move around! Get as many as you can!
 * [if the player dodges the bullets] Hey buddy, you missed them. Let's try again, okay? [the player dodges more bullets] Is this a joke? Are you braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. BULLETS!!! [notices speech bubble and changes "bullets" to "friendliness pellets", but the player dodges a third time] You know what's going on here, don't you? You just wanted to see me suffer.
 * [if the bullets hit the player] You idiot. In this world, it's kill or BE killed. Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like this!?
 * [summons a ring of bullets around the player] Die. [laughs maniacally as the bullets close in, but is dispatched by Toriel]


 * Froggit: Ribbit ribbit. (I heard using "F4" can make you have a "full screen." But what does "F4" stand for? "Four frogs?" I have only seen a maximum of three frogs in this room... This is troubling, to say the least.) Ribbit.


 * Toriel: You came from this world, right...? So you must have a place to return to, do you not? What will you do now? [if you decide you have better things to do than stay with Toriel] ...I see. Well, I hope that I am not keeping you. 'See you around.'


 * Sans: sup, bro?
 * Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHATS "SUP", BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T... RECALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
 * Sans: staring at this lamp. it's really cool. do you wanna look?
 * Papyrus: NO!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT... RECOGNITION... I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, "FRIEND?" I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
 * Sans: hmm... maybe this lamp will help you.
 * Papyrus: SANS!! YOU ARE NOT HELPING!! YOU LAZYBONES!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND BOONDOGGLE!! YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY DAY!!!
 * Sans: hey, take it easy. i've gotten a ton of work done today. a skele-ton.
 * [zoom in on Sans winking at the camera complete with rimshot]
 * Papyrus: SANS!!!
 * Sans: come on. you're smiling.
 * Papyrus: I AM AND I HATE IT! SIGH... WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME... HAVE TO DO SO MUCH JUST TO GET SOME RECOGNITION...
 * Sans: wow, sounds like you're really working yourself... down to the bone.
 * [zoom in on Sans again with rimshot, shrugging]
 * Papyrus: UGH!!! I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES... AS FOR YOUR WORK? PUT A LITTLE MORE, "BACKBONE" INTO IT!!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! [he makes his way and returns back again] HEH!

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 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">HUMAN!!! I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR... [pauses] <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">SANS!! WHERE'S THE PUZZLE!!!
 * Sans: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">it's right there. on the ground. trust me. there's no way they can get past this one.
 * [the child walks to a piece of paper reading "Monster Kidz Word Search", and proceeds anyway]
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">SANS!!! THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
 * Sans: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">whoops. i knew i should have used today's crossword instead.
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">WHAT!? CROSSWORD!? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT!! IN MY OPINION... JUNIOR JUMBLE IS EASILY THE HARDEST.
 * Sans: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones.
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">UN. BELIEVABLE.

<hr width="50%"> (It's a dirty sock with a series of notes on it.)
 * Papyrus' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">SANS! PLEASE PICK UP YOUR SOCK!
 * Sans' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">ok.
 * Papyrus' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">DON'T PUT IT BACK DOWN! MOVE IT!
 * Sans' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">ok.
 * Papyrus' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">YOU MOVED IT TWO INCHES! MOVE IT TO YOUR ROOM!
 * Sans' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">ok.
 * Papyrus' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">AND DON'T BRING IT BACK!
 * Sans' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">ok.
 * Papyrus' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">IT'S STILL HERE!
 * Sans' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">didn't you just say not to bring it back to my room?
 * Papyrus' Note: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">FORGET IT!

<hr width="50%"> (on the Pacifist ending)
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">WHAT!! I DIDN'T CRY!!! I DON'T CRY!! I JUST... CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
 * Sans: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">what did you catch?
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">TEARS!!!

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 * Monster in Waterfall: What's a star? Can you touch it? Can you eat it? Can you kill it? [...] Are you a star?

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 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">GRILLBY'S? WE'RE TOO REFINED FOR THAT GREASEHOLE.
 * Undyne: WOAH, if you go there, you HAVE to try the cheese fries. They're AMAZINGLY bad for you!! Oh, sorry, Papyrus, were you saying something?
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">JUST MONOLOGUING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR GREASE!!!

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 * Undyne: Yeah!! This is the best room for snow-wrestling!!
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">SNOW WRESTLING IS WHEN SHE SNEAKS UP ON YOU FROM BEHIND, THEN TACKLES YOU AND YELLS "SNOW-WRESTLING!" IT'S... NOT THE BEST GAME.
 * Undyne: Well, you know what I think?
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">WHAT?
 * Undyne: Snow-wrestling!!
 * Papyrus: <span style="font-family: 'Papyrus', 'papyrus';">NOOOOOOOOO!!!

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 * [typical message when eating Instant Noodles outside of serious moments]
 * You remove the Instant Noodles from their packaging.
 * You put some water in the pot and place it on the heat.
 * You wait for the water to boil...
 * It's boiling.
 * You place the noodles into the pot.
 * 4 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
 * 3 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
 * 2 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
 * 1 minute left until the noodles are finished.
 * The noodles are finished.
 * ... they don't taste very good.
 * You add the flavor packet.
 * That's better.
 * Not great, but better.
 * You ate the Instant Noodles.
 * 4 HP Restored!
 * Not great, but better.
 * You ate the Instant Noodles.
 * 4 HP Restored!

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 * [after meeting Sans at the Last Corridor]
 * Sans: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">so you finally made it. the end of your journey is at hand. in a few moments, you will meet the king. together... you will determine the future of this world. that's then. now. you will be judged. you will be judged for your every action. you will be judged for every exp you've earned. what's exp? it's an acronym. it stands for "execution points." a way of quantifying the pain you have inflicted on others. when you kill someone, your exp increases. when you have enough exp, your LOVE increases. LOVE, too, is an acronym. it stands for "level of violence." a way of measuring someone's capacity to hurt. the more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. the more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. the more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.
 * [pacifist route]
 * Sans: <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">...but you. you never gained any LOVE. 'course, that doesn't mean you're completely innocent or naive. just that you kept a certain tenderness in your heart. no matter the struggles or hardships you faced... you strived to do the right thing. you refused to hurt anyone. even when you ran away, you did it with a smile. you never gained LOVE, but you gained love. does that make sense? maybe not. <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">now. you're about to face the greatest challenge of your entire journey. your actions here... will determine the fate of the entire world. if you refuse to fight... asgore will take your soul and destroy humanity. but if you kill asgore and go home... monsters will remain trapped underground. what will you do? [beat] <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', 'comic sans';">well, if i were you, i would have thrown in the towel by now. but you didn't get this far by giving up, did you? that's right. you have something called "determination." so long as you hold on... so long as you do what's in your heart... i believe you can do the right thing. alright. we're all counting on you, kid. good luck.

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 * Flowey: Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt? Look at yourself. You made all these great friends, but now, you'll probably never see them again. Not to mention how much they've been set back by you. Hurts, doesn't it? If you had just gone through without caring about anyone, you wouldn't have to feel bad now. So I don't get it. If you really did everything the right way, why did things still end up like this? Why...? Is life really that unfair?

Genocide Route
But nobody came.
 * Undyne: Human. No, WHATEVER you are.

You think you are above consequences.