User:Allixpeeke/fortune cookies

=Fortune Cookies= These are quotes from actual fortune cookies I or my girlfriend have received.
 * A feeling is an idea with roots.
 * A happy event will take place in your home.
 * A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
 * Attributed to Frank Capra by IMDb.
 * A perfect statue never comes from a bad mould.
 * A schedule defends from chaos and whim.
 * Annie Dillard, in The Writing Life.
 * Behind an able man. There are always.
 * Sentence fragments? According to Quotes.net, there is a Chinese proverb that goes, "Behind an able man there are always other able men."
 * By helping someone today, you may also be helping yourself.
 * Consolidate rather than expand business projects in the near future.
 * Depend on the predictability and steadiness of life to support you.
 * Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.
 * Do not underestimate yourself. Human beings have unlimited potentials.
 * Everyone agrees you are the best.
 * Failure is the tuition you pay for success.
 * According to this site (and others), this quote comes from Walter Brunell.
 * http:/ /thinkexist.com/quotation/failure_is_the_tuition_you_pay_for_success/254197.html
 * http:/ /searchquotes.com/quotation/Failure_is_the_tuition_you_pay_for_success./29374/
 * Good things will come to you in due course of time.
 * He deserves paradise who makes his companions laugh.
 * Misattributed to the Qur'an.
 * He who waits to do a great deal of good all at once, will never do anything.
 * Attributed to Samuel Johnson by Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert under "Beneficence" in Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (Wilbur B. Ketcham: New York, 1895), p. 25, where it is written as:
 * He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do any thing.
 * Hope is the best stimulant of life.
 * Love is a present that can be given every single day you live.
 * Not even a school teacher notices bad grammar in a compliment.
 * If I were a school teacher, I would totally notice said bad grammar.
 * Old dreams never die; they just get filed away.
 * One dreamed of becoming somebody. Another remained awake and became.
 * Only the educated are free.
 * This quote comes from Epictetus.
 * Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
 * Confucious, as cited in Book XVII, §3 of The Sayings of Confucius (Harvard Classics, Vol. 44, Part 1).
 * Opportunity is knocking at your front door.
 * Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.
 * Matthew 12:34
 * γεννηματα εχιδνων πως δυνασθε αγαθα λαλειν πονηροι οντες εκ γαρ του περισσευματος της καρδιας το στομα λαλει
 * You brood of vipers! How can you speak good, when you are evil?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ English Standard Version (ESV)
 * You brood of vipers! How can you speak good, when you are evil?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ English Standard Version Anglicised (ESVUK)
 * O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ Jubilee Bible 2000 (JUB)
 * O generation of vipers, how can you, being evil, speak good things? For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ Modern English Version (MEV)
 * Brood of vipers! How can you, being evil, speak good things?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ New King James Version (NKJV)
 * You brood of vipers! How can you speak good things, when you are evil?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)
 * You brood of vipers! How can you speak good things, when you are evil?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ New Revised Standard Version, Anglicised (NRSVA)
 * You brood of vipers! How can you speak good things, when you are evil?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ New Revised Standard Version, Anglicised Catholic Edition (NRSVACE)
 * You brood of vipers! How can you speak good things, when you are evil?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ New Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition (NRSVCE)
 * You brood of vipers! how can you speak good, when you are evil?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ Revised Standard Version (RSV)
 * You brood of vipers! how can you speak good, when you are evil?  For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.  ~ Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition (RSVCE)
 * You offspring of vipers, how can you, being evil, speak good things? For out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks.  ~ World English Bible (WEB)
 * Professionalism is knowing how to do it, when to do it, and doing it.
 * What does it mean to know doing it? If you ask me, incorporating bad grammar into fortune cookies is very unprofessional.
 * According to this site (and others), this quote comes from Frank Tyger.
 * http:/ /thinkexist.com/quotation/professionalism_is_knowing_how_to_do_it-when_to/253177.html
 * http:/ /www.worldofquotes.com/quote/36658/index.html
 * Stuff happens. It is your response that counts.
 * Sell you ideas- they are totally acceptable.
 * Acceptability is such a high standard, after all.
 * The fun side of a relationship begins to unfold.
 * The sky seems small if it is looked at from the bottom of the well.
 * The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected.
 * Mony Mutual of New York slogan:
 * The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected. The smart way is with insurance from MONY.
 * If the phrase appeared prior to the Mony slogan, I've not found it.
 * The time is right to make new friends.
 * Think of mother's exhortations more.
 * This is the year when ingenuity stands high on the list.
 * Time is the wisest counselor.
 * Pericles said, "Time is the wisest counselor of all"; as quoted in Until Tomorrow Comes (1979) by Orville E. Kelly, p. 160.
 * Watch out for little problems that could get a lot bigger.
 * You are soon going to change your present line to work.
 * You will enjoy good health; you will be surrounded by luxury.
 * You will find an outlet for your creative genius and accomplish a great deal.