User:ArtifexCrastinus

ArtifexCrastinus is one of several online personae of a certain teen living in Northern Alabama. His name translates to "Craftsman of Tomorrow", which he considers to be his future career's description.

Self - Attributed

 * Existence is useless.
 * Former Future Senior Quote in his last high school yearbook (at the end of one very late night of videogame-playing in the summer of 2007)


 * Truth: Don't leave home without it.
 * On the subject of Truth (dated August 21, 2007)


 * I pledge allegiance — not to the president — but the United States of America...
 * On the flaws of George W. Bush (dated August 21, 2007)