User:Batmanhush2019

Batman/Bruce Wayne
. Bane is using a new Venom. Makes him immune to your sedatives. I was going to tell you. These tranquilizers can be fired from the 20 millimeter guns on your helicopters. Stay back and I'll help you reacquire him. . Yes. You look...incredible. -Why not? . I know, soon. I'm clear, Alfred. Update. . 

Hush
Hush Batman, Hush Oh, he's not coming. I know he needs your help. show the joker photo to harley quinn Just do me a little favor and you can have him back again. Not yet, Ivy. Fifty-fifty, remember? Oh, I wouldn't. If my vitals don't remain, well, vital, this herbicide bomb will make nasty work of you and your pets. But let's not go down that road. I have a job that will pay ten times what you made today.Think of all the fertilizer you could buy. I even brought you a gift. Your favorite color, I believe.

Dialogue
Catwoman : You're absolutely insane. He killed your friend. Tried to kill Nightwing. Hell, he almost killed me and you're sorry he's dead?

Batman : I had to try. If someone can be saved, I have to try.

Catwoman : You do, don't you? It's a compulsion. You and your goddamn code. And you'll die because of it, you know this, right? Will that make it all better?

Batman : Without a code, I'm no better than them. 

Catwoman : But this is Superman.

Batman : Yes, and if he wanted we'd be dead already. Deep down he's a good person and deep down I'm not. 

Bruce Wayne : Hello, Damian.Titus.

Damian Wayne : Pennyworth tells me you're romantically involved with a criminal now?

Bruce Wayne : Ex-criminal, Damian, and it's only a date.

Damian Wayne : There are no ex-criminals, Father, only ones who aren't breaking the law at the moment.

''[Titus barks] '' Bruce Wayne : She's not like that, anymore. Damian, I...

Damian Wayne : Look, I understand. This never-ending mission of ours is a lonely endeavor. If this trollop provides some carnal release, so be it.

Bruce Wayne : Trollop? Your slang skills need work.

Damian Wayne : But I needn't bring up your past poor choices in women, including but not limited to my mother.

Bruce Wayne : Damian, I'm not...

Damian Wayne : Not that I'm ungrateful being here, mind you...

''[brakes screech] '' Damian Wayne : ... however, I must insist that you use protection. And another thing, cover your drink.

Bruce Wayne : Goodbye, Damian. 

Selina Kyle : [In bed with Batman/Bruce Wayne] I don't often say something was worth the wait because I hate waiting. But that, meow.

Batman : I feel the same.

''[Sits up, revealing scars on his back] '' Selina Kyle : Oh, my god. Those scars... so many.

Batman : [Sits back, showing scars on his chest] You, uh, remember these?

Selina Kyle : [Recognizes them] I'd just gotten my retractable claws, cost a small fortune.

Batman : They worked. I had to upgrade my Kevlar body armor after that.

Selina Kyle : Uh, sorry? 
 * Joker: [Batman breaks down the door and sees Thomas Alevite shot and the Joker laughing with a gun in her hand.] Oh, boy. This does not look good, does it?
 * Batman: [Angry] JOKER!
 * Joker: You know what the joke is here [She drops the gun] I'm totally innocent. [feeling bad] Ugh, that doesn't even sound right, does it?
 * Batman Hit Joker [grunts] [groans]
 * Joker: [chuckling] Batsy, I was in a basement until five minutes ago. [He looks at his back] I'm also looking for Harley. Have you seen her? Stop. Stop!
 * [grunting]
 * [chuckling] [Joker screams] [thunderclap]
 * Joker: Batman, stop... [spits], [panting and wheezing] Stop me if you've heard this one before. Two guys walk into a bar... I want you to break your code, but for something I actually did.
 * Jim Gordon: Batman, don't!, [She raises her gun] I'm warning you, Batman, let him go! Do not make me do this, not over him. I won't let you throw your life away. Gotham needs Batman.
 * Batman lets the Joker go and leaves, and the sound of the police car comes and Jim sees the Joker with sadness.
 * Joker: [He puts his hand on his throat] That sentimental claptrap worked. [clears throat] Well, back to the grind. Who's Robin these days?
 * Jim Gordon: HIts Joker Shut your damn mouth. Strip him. Double hand and leg cuffs.
 * Joker: Ooh, kinky [Joker laughing maniacally]