User:CaptHayfever

CaptHayfever is a Wikiquote user who sometimes refers to himself in the third person, such as when writing an article/user page about himself. He is very bad at writing autobiographies, so yeah.

A Few of My Own

 * "A world without chaos is chaos."
 * "All paths invariably result in one conclusion."
 * "We have a winner, everyone!"
 * "That was dumb & stupid."
 * "I hereby decree..."
 * "The cheese is yesterday."
 * "This is Hayfever. Apparently I'm not here. Leave a message at the--(machine beeps)"
 * "De pooka teeta la conta le malaya ema su sa porlto." ("May you forever be pestered by invincible, malaria-infested mosquitos.")
 * "I don't believe in the death penalty. It's not torturous enough; once you're dead, the pain stops."
 * "Remember, it's not slander or libel if it's true."
 * "Peace, chill, & etc."
 * "I need a sig here! Working on it!"
 * "This has been total nonsense."

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