User:Dronebogus

As long as we all strive for the same goal, we will keep moving forward. —Wikipe-tan (she says that in a fan game okay)

Illegitimi non carborundum

'Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better. —Samuel Beckett'

'[orgasmic sounding] ARRGGHHHUGHH! —Itchy'

'Im [sic] being persecuted for my 423 War crimes I committed in Malaysia, Gru! —Vector, apparently'

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flys anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

'I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. —HAL 9000'

'Wir müssen wissen — wir werden wissen! —David Hilbert'

Tis true, my form is something odd   but blaming me, is blaming God,   Could I create myself anew  ' I would not fail in pleasing you.   —Joseph Merrick'

'Reality has a well-known liberal bias. —Stephen Colbert'

'It is more from carelessness about truth than from intentional lying, that there is so much falsehood in the world. —Dr. Johnson'

If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be —Yogi Berra

'It is human nature to think wisely and to act in an absurd fashion. —Anatole France'

If you are not happy here and now, you never will be.

'Keep your hands open, and all the sands of the desert can pass through them. Close them, and all you can feel is a bit of grit.'

'you have a glass full of liquid you can discourse forever on its qualities, discuss whether it is cold, warm, whether it is really and truly composed of H-2-O, or even mineral water, or saki. Meditation is Drinking it! —Taisen Deshimaru'

'Truly, it is easy to do evil. —Ashoka'

'Our word 'idiot' comes from a Greek word which means 'one who is not interested in politics'. —Henry Jones Sr.'

'Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. —uncertain, attributed variously'

'Whatever I have done in the course of my life, whether it be good or evil, has been done freely; I am a free agent. —Giacomo Casanova'

I believe in LGBTQ+ rights but here’s an amazing scientific discovery (sarcasm) from someone who doesn’t:

“As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce children”

My first page here was Toilet.

I didn’t create the page for Anonymous but I did almost completely rewrite it. I might be able to take some credit for Bear (subculture) because I expanded it from one quote to four and added the image. I also massively expanded the skeletal original page for Inappropriate Comedy.

Pages made

 * Toilet
 * WQ:Wiki-sisters (originally just for Wikipe-tan)
 * Citizendium
 * Charles Mudede
 * Illegitimacy
 * Stalking
 * Coprophilia (obviously my greatest work)
 * Female genitalia
 * Warhammer 40,000 (current version that isn’t a disaster area of copyright violation)
 * The Human Centipede
 * Boys Beware
 * Vshojo
 * Outlast 2
 * Principality of Sealand
 * Amputation
 * BioShock Infinite (no I can’t believe this classic hadn’t gotten a page until I made it in 2022 either)
 * MTV
 * Bat Pussy
 * Kuso Miso Technique
 * Debbie Does Dallas
 * Homestar Runner (current version)
 * Team Fortress 2 (current version)
 * Touhou Project (video game series) (current version)
 * Ishi
 * 3D Monster Maze
 * Timothy Dexter
 * Kryptos
 * Nick Mason
 * Harry Knowles
 * My Immortal (Fan Fiction)
 * 365 Days (film)
 * SCP Foundation
 * SCP – Containment Breach
 * The Lighthouse
 * The Dover Boys at Pimento University
 * Ian Watkins
 * The Most Dangerous Game
 * Monaco
 * Darkest Dungeon
 * Soma

Links
My main userpage can be found here:

w:user:Dronebogus

Wikidata userpage:

d:user:Dronebogus

Commons:

commons:user:Dronebogus

Simple English Wikipedia:

|simple:user:Dronebogus

Emergency talk pages

 * User:Dronebogus/fake talk to redirect spammers to
 * User:Dronebogus/emergency talk to replace real one if that happens

Things I need to do

 * rewrite the Ratatouille page (already cleaned by others but needs some quotes replaced with better and more memorable ones)
 * clean all the fake censoring out of the Dudeist pages (Done, I think?)
 * cite the human centipede quotes
 * clean up Touhou Project page

Quotes I’ll probably never be able to put in the actual article space

 * Oh that’s so poggers anon, telling me how submissive and breedable I am. But if you really loved me you’d blow up a crypto farm.
 * Some meme
 * It is horrifying. It should disturb you. That's the whole point: it is total war taken to its logical conclusion, it is man's inhumanity to man at its basest, it is a mirror of ourselves when we allow the better angels of our nature to be silenced. Deleting a picture won't make history go away, and certainly won't make such a thing less likely to happen again. Or some shit.
 * Lewis Collard
 * He is a career politician, bullshit is part of his job description.
 * Dimadick
 * When putting cover of penis in and out a white liquid comes out. This is semen.
 * 180.215.181.141
 * I am constantly saying this too, but I fear that Wikipedia will censor our heterodoxy, brother.
 * Isthistwisted