User:Ganslinger

Gan 'Ganslinger' Zhi Wei is an unruly geek currently studying at the 'GCSE' level in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Quotes
"List your problems and I'll defend myself."

"I know my ego can make me seem godlike at times."

"Keep chipping away at stone and soon you'll make a Buddha."

"Want to have a jam session? Bring your sax out."

"Here's a new contraception idea - using centrifugal force! Just keep spinning your girl and the centrifugal force will stop the sperm from getting through!"

"I'll find all paths to your house and find you, then backtrack to find the shortest path. Then I'll go to your window every night and recite Dijkstra to you. Then I'd probably play trumpet."

"Listen to Mahler's 5th symphony!"

"warm glowing personality and a radiating body"

"root to leaf so player"