User:Guy M

About me: See wikipedia:User:Guy M My project: Las Vegas Wiki I place here, my favorite quotes I have found on Wikiquote for easy retrieval.

These quotes all have some meaning to me. * Maybe a reflection of me who I am, * Touch me or cause emotions to stir within myself, * or simply provoke thought.

"Let's get one thing straight. I'm not."
 * Kate Clinton

"They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!"
 * Lea DeLaria

"What do you mean, you 'don't believe in homosexuality?' It's not like the Easter Bunny; your belief isn't necessary."
 * Lea DeLaria

"I came out to my family on Thanksgiving. I said, mom, please pass the gravy to a homosexual. She passed it to my father. A terrible scene ensued."
 * Bob Smith

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'"
 * Robin Tyler

" 'Straight-looking Marine seeks straight cop to please...' How straight do they look when they're down on their knees?"
 * Give Me A Homosexual, Romanovsky and Phillips

44 MEN AND 1 WOMAN ARRESTED FOR FEMALE IMPERSONATION
 * New York Post headline, c. 1968

I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear seven inch heels, four foot wigs, and skintight dresses?
 * RuPaul


 * Wait'll you see MY act. Bertha Venation, in the Dance ... of the Virgin.
 * Which she does completely from memory.
 * Bitch!
 * Bertha Venation and Marsha Dimes, in Torch Song Trilogy

"Wait a minute..."
 * Last words, Pope Alexander VI