User:JakeyPotter/Homestuck

Homestuck is a webcomic written, drawn and animated by Andrew Hussie.

John Egbert (GT/ghostyTrickster or EB/ectoBiologist)

 * i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.
 * John: Open message.

Dave Strider (TG/turntechGodhead)

 * itd suck if the universe blew up on account of you missing your window of opportunity to help yourself to a pubescent boy's naked spam porpoise
 * Dave: Answer.

Trolls
Note: All trolls have a sort of typing quirk, if it be swapping letters or certain sounds, i.e. ate/ait for 8.

Karkat Vantas

 * MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
 * Karkat: Troll this worthless human.

Vriska Serket

 * You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant. And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
 * [A6I5 ==>]

Dialogue
The dialogue is presented in the form as it in the comic, using a message box to display conversations on a single panel.


 * Dave: who were you talking to
 * Davesprite: just telling a troll to step off
 * Dave: ok cool
 * Dave: so now that youre a sprite
 * Dave: do you know everything about the game
 * Davesprite: well i knew a lot anyway
 * Davesprite: cause im from the future
 * Davesprite: but yeah i know more stuff now
 * Davesprite: like things meant specifically for sprites to clue players in on
 * Davesprite: but packaged in these like
 * Davesprite: i guess riddles
 * Davesprite: im supposed to be cagey about it
 * Davesprite: but i dont really feel like it
 * Davesprite: ask me anything go ahead ill give you a straight answer
 * Dave: alright
 * Dave: here goes
 * Dave: why are we so fucking awesome
 * Davesprite: thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked
 * Davesprte: Chill with Dave.


 * Terezi: 1 4M SO SORRY YOU GUYS
 * Terezi: W3 4R3 4CTU4LLY 4 LOT COOL3R TH4N TH1S!
 * Dave: are you actually
 * Terezi: ...
 * Terezi: NO
 * Terezi: NO W3 AR3 NOT
 * [A6I1 ==>]

