User:Jimregan

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In keeping with the spirit of WikiQuote, here's my favourite .plan quote, from the twisted mind of my friend Peter:

Plan: To rid the world of criminal scum.

To achieve this, I will need * A faithful sidekick * A hated arch enemy * A near fatal weakness

Other quotes from the 'net:


 * "A one-question geek test. If you get the joke, you're a geek: Seen on a California license plate on a VW Beetle: 'FEATURE'..."
 * -- Joshua D. Wachs - Natural Intelligence, Inc.


 * "If ignorance is bliss, is omniscience hell?"

Slashdot comments on Bill Gates' 2003 Comdex talk (which featured him and Balmer in a Matrix spoof)


 * "gates is smith! did you see the market share that guy had by the end of the series?"
 * Frymaster (171343) http://slashdot.org/%7EFrymaster


 * "Longhorn would have to be the Matrix code, constraining humanity and the problem is choice: which MS don't want people to have.

Plus, the Matrix is due for a critical crash, hmm the parrallels are endless..."
 * T-Kir (597145) http://slashdot.org/%7ET-Kir

As Switch. One of the Nebuchadnezzar crew that got killed really early on the first movie and was promptly forgotten about forever."
 * "And starring the Tablet PC...
 * Nailer (69468) http://slashdot.org/%7ENailer

Morpheus: Unfortunately no one can be told what the Matrix is. Neo: Why? Morpheus: My tablet PC just crashed."
 * "Neo: What is the Matrix?
 * FrostedWheat (172733) http://slashdot.org/%7EFrostedWheat


 * "I can't wait...

For the part where Agent Linux burns Bills eyes out and then he finally can see all the Linux everywhere..."
 * greenskyx (609089) http://slashdot.org/%7Egreenskyx