User:King Sweaterhead

The Most Important Things in this Entire Universe

 * 1) : WIKIPEDIA!!!
 * 2) : PIZZA!!!
 * 3) : 42!!!
 * 4) : FUTURAMA!!!

Futurama

 * : Futurama is the best Damn Show in THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!!!


 * : Woah! WTF?


 * : Woo is the Death Word!


 * GOLDENHERO.1: (taking a cartoon knowledge quiz on teh internetz) "Whats the last episode of Futurama"
 * : The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings
 * GOLDENHERO.1: Hey! That's Right!

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GOLDENHERO.1's Ganondorf

 * : (to GOLDENHERO.1) You're better than us, Deal with it!


 * : (to Beca530) Hey, about beating Jordan? I was right dumbass, a level 2 Game&Watch(me) and a level 1 Kirby(you) can beat a level 9 Ganondorf!


 * : Look at dem Jigglypuffs fly!

Action Replay

 * : All I want is a goddamn action replay and nobody in the entire state of california has it!?


 * : Thats it! Lets go to Asia to get one!


 * Gamestop Employee: OK, what game do you need it for?
 * : Super Smash Brothers Melee
 * Gamestop Employee: Dude, there's not that much stuff, just use DK
 * : I have! I'm not GOOD at the game!

Wikipedia

 * : My God! They know EVERYTHING!!!


 * : The first time I made my Wikiquote page, a storm knocked out the power so I couldn't finish. The second time, the cable went out so I had to save what I had so far to Notepad. The third time the reason was my bitchy grandmother.

Pizza

 * : pizza... pizza... PIZZA!!!
 * Mom: We just HAD Pizza!
 * : SO???


 * : Pizza Hut is GAWD!!11


 * : Pizza Hut is one of the only reasons I want to live on a space station. That and it is VERY cold in space.

Barstow

 * : We are all already dead. Grandmother is the devil.


 * : I am going to have the Pizza Hut imported/exported or whatever and then go to Russia and have this place nuked!


 * : DAMMIT ALL!!!


 * : This place sucks. So it makes since that Life started here.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 * : The greatest movies on... the universe...


 * ': My theory here is that: It's right about the mice, but cats are smarter because they are not FROM earth. Technically mice are because the pandimensional people didn't start being mice until earth happened so mice are' technically from earth.


 * : HOW THE HELL DOES BLOCKBUSTER NOT HAVE IT???

Government, Extraterrestrial Life, and The Universe

 * : They don't want us to know what goes on at Area 51 so they insert the alien thing into mass-media. Anyone less intelligent than me believes the alien steriotypes. I believe much darker things happen there, or they wouldn't LET us think aliens happened there.


 * : The universe would be really fucked up if we were alone wouldn't it? I mean come on! IT'S HUGE!!!


 * ': Everything in the universe is TRYING to kill us, and if they all fail THE UNIVERSE ITSELF' WILL KILL US!!!


 * : The Big Crunch will cause a timeloop and make our Big Bang happen again. This explains Déjà vu.