User:Kingthwomp~enwikiquote

Link titleChris Jordan 1567-? A man who was born in anartica. he was left there to die. little did they know he had a power that let him survive the cold with out a jacket.he then became president of antartica. he won the nobel prize in 1995 with his invisible plane. he then went on to write the greatest novel ever!!! willie wonka and the chocolate factory. he also won the ncaa football championship playing for the university of alabama in 1992. he has become one of americas favorite personality! as he always said if we get lost just pull in somewhere and ask directions!