User:LoneGunmen/Quotes/CSI: Miami

A collection of quotes from both inside and outside of the Miami-Dade Crime Lab in CSI: Miami.

=Season 1=

Golden Parachute (1.01) [Season Premiere]

 * Megan Donner: Nice thing about hair, it grows at an even rate, about a half an inch a month.
 * Tim Speedle: Gives us a nice time line.
 * Megan Donner: Yeah, she'd been using antidepressants for the past year, Prozac and Zoloft. Six months ago she smoked some pot.
 * Tim Speedle: And they say blondes have more fun.




 * NTSB Agent: Oh, I've heard of you, you're the, uh, Bullet Girl, right?
 * Calleigh Duquesne: And what does that make you, Airplane Boy?




 * Calleigh Duquesne: French lace. From the window at the Moreno house. It's also used in high-end toupees. Gives a more natural look to the hair line.
 * Tim Speedle: Lace on a rug?
 * Calleigh Duquesne: Mmm-hmm.
 * Tim Speedle: Shoot me if it comes to that.

Simple Man (1.17)

 * Calleigh Duquesne: [Walking into the Gun Vault, with a sigh.] Be still, my heart.

Dispo Day (1.18)

 * Paul Tomassi: [Watching Delko smash expensive tile.] Do you have any idea how much one of those costs?
 * Horatio Caine: About half as much as two.

Spring Break (1.21)

 * Calleigh Duquesne: [Flashing her badge] Is this hot enough for you or do you want to see my weapons permit?

Body Count (1.24) [Season Finale]

 * Hank Kerner: This ain't over, bitch. I'll be seeing you.
 * Calleigh Duquesne: Well, you know what the thing is, Hank, it doesn't really matter if you do, because even if you get rid of me, someone will step in my place, and if you silence me, the evidence has its own voice and it keeps saying over and over, "you." You and your bullets. You know what, and by the way, where you're going, I think you're going to be the bitch.

=Season 3=

Money Plane (3.17)

 * John Hagen: [grabs Calleigh by the arm] What if I don't want this to be over?
 * Calleigh Duquesne: [motions to her ballistics lab by nodding her head] Then you'd better remember what I do for a living.