User:LoneGunmen/Television/CSI: NY

My favourite CSI: NY quotes.

=Season 1=

Recycling [1.12]

 * [Stella steps into the street when a bike messenger flies by and nearly flattens her]
 * Stella Bonasera: Son of a b[bleep]!

Hush [1.16]

 * [Stella and Mac stare at the flattened victim]
 * Stella Bonasera: I'm going to call Hawkes.
 * Mac Taylor: Tell him to bring a spatula.

Crime and Misdemeanor [1.19]

 * Stella Bonasera: What do you do when you can't sleep?
 * Mac Taylor: Work.
 * Stella Bonasera: What do normal people do when they can't sleep?

The Dove Comission [1.18]

 * Aiden Burn: [walking into a strip club] Holy boob jobs, Batman.

=Season 2=

Grand Murder at Central Station [2.02]

 * Mac Taylor: It never ceases to amaze me how men of higher education can commit such stupid crimes.