User:Mahamannu

Mahamannu's quotes....Things that I have learnt in life so far.....

 * 1) 3 things in life are certain. death, taxes and banker's bonuses
 * 2) To feel and appreciate Blues Music, you have to know what sweet pain is.
 * 3) When Life throws a brick at you, throw the whole fucking wall back at it. But buy insurance first.
 * 4) Life is unfair and sometimes I am glad for that :p
 * 5) Economics is simple, if you are from Austria
 * 6) A slut does everybody. A Bitch does everybody but you. A Succubus does only you, but does you in.
 * 7) There's more drama in real life than TNT and HBO combined.
 * 8) The meaning of life is simple. There is no spoon. And for about 2+ billion, there's no food either.
 * 9) Never underestimate a woman's need to be reminded how beautiful she is.
 * 10) I dont think much about if the glass is half empty or half full, as long as its got beer in it.
 * 11) Embrace all Life's experiences. Good ones are obviously fun, bad ones build a sense of humor.
 * 12) The Frank Dodd bill to the economy is what Duckworth Luis rule is to cricket. Decade long confusion and fuck up.
 * 13) Solitude is the name of my favorite girlfriend.
 * 14) A Patent application is a process of making cryptic elaborate representation of your idea, by a lawyer, to the point where you yourself dont understand the idea anymore.
 * 15) Heard on my skydiving plane ride, when someone farted. Is it the smell of beer or is it the smell of fear ?
 * 16) Better have a woman in bed with some one else thinking about you, than the other way around.
 * 17) Obama may not have reduced the federal deficit, but  he did reduce his Golf Handicap.
 * 18) Don't do a half ass job. If you screw something up, screw it up completely. That way, you can save yourself the mental torture of guilt pangs about potentially salvaging the situation. Because that never works.
 * 19) No matter how many frequent flyer miles you may collect, you will never have a beautiful, single girl sit next to you on a plane.
 * 20) To feel the real spirit of Mumbai, walk its every street and meet everyone, from the Dhaaravi slumdog to the Carter road girl, from  the Grant road electrical shops to Cuffe parade clubs, from talking to the by-culla taxi driver about his views on Lokpal bill to offering matches to Bonnie kapoor at Film city..
 * 21) Girl friends may all be different, but all wives are the same- married men
 * 22) Love is the ultimate consumer product. Everyone and their girlfriend and the girlfriend's boyfriend is looking for a better deal.... sigh..
 * 23) Love makes the world go round. Lust makes you go around the world.
 * 24) Don't keep fighting old battles, start new ones.
 * 25) The more I see Karma in action, the more I fear God.