User:Masterjaja

Masterjaja
Masterjaja's quotes:


 * "Manure is different compared to all money...you can shed your manure easily and you can earn it easily.While you can shed(spend) all your money easily but you cant earn it easily"
 * "An honest trash is better than a stolen money"
 * "If someone throws a stone at you,dont throw them a stone...but throw them some firecrackers to get away from you"
 * "If you cant fix them...just crash them"
 * "A donkey is smarter than a brainless monkey"
 * "No one is born to be stubborn,they just planned ahead to end up being stubborn"
 * "Act stupid...think stupid"
 * "swallow your vomit before it swallows you"
 * "our manure is stronger than a python's venom"
 * "count your fingers not your money"
 * "defecation is useless without a toilet paper"
 * "the telephone has more bacteria than the toilet seat"
 * "our dining plates have more bacteria han our toilet seat...still wanna eat on a dining plate?I'd prefer to eat in the toilet"
 * "dont be disgusted with your own manure because thats what you just ate a few minutes ago"