User:Mikesfacts~enwikiquote

Hi Michael is the best name espeacally because "I am a little stuffed burrito" as quoted by the crazy European philosopher Katie. Sometimes I run around in my underwear for no reason and then yell poptart and jump out of a box while I EAT CIRCUS PEANUTS. Then I like to watch the looser chanel and call CNN in hopes that they accept my phone call so I can call that 67 year old hottie rwar. Today I am going to play with a chees-it named Geoffry he is really cool and we like to put donuts in speaker systems on tuesdays. Then we name the speaker systems "JUICEBOX BILL". Then we sing songs about juicebox bill and marry a toaster. It is hard being married to a toaster becausee they demand ALot. I swear some toasters dont get it. There all "Im a diva toaster". And then Im like "NO YOUR NOT A DAMN DIVA TOASTER YOU LATIN WHORE". I hope you die in an extreme toasting accident! I later sold her to a toaster testing facilty (she burnt my damn bagel). After I was sent in Jail for 3 months for sending my wife to an inhumane toaster testing facility I started a new career. I now am a proad salesman for cuchey gifts enterprises. We sell great gifts such as shiny rocks for (for naughty mermaids) and even dead seals (for queen latifa) Sometimes I like putting tooth paste on cats. I also enjoy putting tape on little hamsters feet and then putting them on a long table and watching them slip around alot (people eat brockolee). I am a firm supporter of Bat manalism and therefor beleive that chickens should be burned every satterday in mass at 4:00. I also beleive that if you go to albertsons on a wensdaay a baby will eat your bagel every thursday at for(And if I catch that babay I'll send him to a little tortilla party) AND WHAT HAPPENS AT TORTILLA PARTY'S STAYS AT TORTILLA PARTYS(I like corndogs). Well I hope you have learned allot about me and enjoyed sucking on a popsicle while doing a cartwheel on a diving board.

As updated On Sunday, June 25th 4:31 Am 2006. I like to eat hot pockets.

Now many of you people might think that Im "crazy". For you peopl I have 1 thing to tell you. GO SHOVE A CARROT UP YOUR ASS! You FLAMING QUER BATE! I hope you noticed that I have a beauttifle alloet salsa maker in my kitchen. Anyway back to the point, yes,yes, I do enjoy Mikes Hard spicy sauce on suindays. I hope that answered your questions about my spicey salsa addiction. HAAY-YOO! IM COACO FOR CRAZY CORN-NUTS!!!! Hey by the way have you seen my suicidal juicer. Yah, I posted a web advertisement. (www.jackssuicidaljuicer.net) And hes been in the news but for some reason no bodies found him yet. I really need to find him becuase it sais right in the warrantee ( Courtesey Of jack, hes decided to give you a full year warrantee! (unless your jucier kills itself)". Man talk about dissapointment. Well its been over a month since I've updated this profile and it has come to my attention that I AM A PHONE BILL. Anyway in other news My Latine toaster wife has just gotten out off the toaster testing facility other known as the T.T.F. Yah shes, well.. Wow how do I say this. Ok, ok, il just tell you shes been changed into a a cupie. You know like a sippy cup for children. I hate to admitt it but she is very sexy now. I guess I've always had a thing for sippy cups so I guess it makes sense. But I mean geese SHE COULD BE A CUP MODEL. Wow theres a cheesit on my remote control. Hey! Stop hurting that dorito he never did anything to you. In ather news there is a new Michael in the saled family. Yeah thats right there is a deliciouse crutone in which I named Michael.(named after me ofcourse) I hate cheetos. Ahhh I wish frisbess could walk that way when ever they get thrown they can walk back to you. Which reminds me of this one time when I took this tennis ball becuase I thought it was lost. But then the evil tennis monster came and was like "hey YOU TOOK MY TENNIS BALL, YOU MIND BEIN A LITTLE COURTEOUSE AND GIVING IT BACK TO ME" and then I was all "Yo' dude you lookin at me. you pops why dont you feed a fish a mc. nugget" and like later n' stuff i was all like " no youcant have our frou frou allouet tennis back you flaming homo!" Then I lit a squirel on fire and it ran into the court and killed that little british bastard. Just like I planned. (HEHE) My cats a serial killer.

SOmetimes if you listen closely, you can here Julia robert masturbating to she bangs! I LIKE HORNY TOST-ITS! Sometimes I lick furniture. One time I was at a friends house and her drunk mom was like... drunk.. and... SHE THREW UP ON A CAT! Eat your own snot you chinese nome. Go

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sara was here. she loves michael. and his bod. especially in a  bikini. peaaaaaaaace. xoxxxxxxoxxxxxxx