User:Milesdisciullo9

40 Ounce (October 11, 2015–?????) is the alter ego of Miles K. DiSciullo. His conception was noted in the basement of Zac Croyce in Hinesville, Ga. after a hasty encounter with a bud light. After a 14 month pregnancy (?!?!?!), he was born at the sip of New Amsterdam citron vodka. He loves that shit. 40 ounce now resurfaces at the sight of any alcoholic beverage and is known to assault people drinking O'Douls. His interests include beer drinking and beer pong. He cannot support a family. His role in society consists of that guy that people say "not again," every time they see him at a party.

Quotes

 * This shit is disgusting. Give me six more.
 * Said in reference to having his first beer.
 * What year is it?
 * A common question asked while intoxicated.
 * Not this December, last December
 * dont bring this one up to him. He'll get offended.
 * Last December was like 2 years ago.
 * Said due to common confusion on what the fuck happened that night.
 * (screaming)
 * how does this kid still have fucking lungs left
 * Respect women.
 * Often followed by "No I will not touch your tits."
 * Sprag.
 * no one knows what this means.
 * Who wants to see me do the worm (audible groaning)
 * his song probably just came on.
 * Hey babe. Let me make you a paper crane.
 * said whenever he finds a stack of post-its.
 * Known for surprisingly solid origami skills.
 * Stay the fuck gold, Ponyboy.
 * A common saying to someone that does not enjoy, or has never had alcohol.
 * Bro I totally just took a shit outside.
 * Said when he totally just took a shit outside.
 * If you put mustard on hot dogs, you probably hate black people.
 * He thinks a bottle of ketchup would make a better president than 75% of the GOP candidates
 * *finger wag*
 * w/ anthony
 * No I can't tell you what the finger wag means.
 * @natalie
 * *waves hand over face*
 * No I can't tell you what that means either.
 * fuckin savage
 * Where the fUCK are the paper towels.
 * don't ask just give the man his paper towels
 * Gotta get cLEAN
 * *climbs into washing machine*
 * "WHY did you take your shirt off?"
 * Everything I do is calculated.
 * Said when reassuring himself of the scheme
 * *Crying physical tears*
 * Its about that girl from the pool over the summer. He didn't even get her name. Just give him some space.
 * There multiple components to 40 (mumbling) ounce
 * Components include Milly Schemes, Loose Lip Louis, Charlie Chug, Sadboi, and Quick Sip Quinn.
 * im tilted
 * field of vision is on an axis. cut off his supply instantly
 * *chuckles* aaaaaahhhHHHHHH
 * the miles you know is dead. Say hi to 40
 * field of vision is on an axis. cut off his supply instantly
 * *chuckles* aaaaaahhhHHHHHH
 * the miles you know is dead. Say hi to 40