User:Miyavi401

"Hey Tina, you wanna go down to the disco and get some fried chicken?" -Kristin Chapman

"Dude, that's so government" -Kristin after learning that the word retard was politically incorrect and replacing it with a new word.

"Yea, Son" -Tina, Carol, and Kristin

"Tina! Leave the bird alone! C'mon!" -Kristin in response to Tina's chasing a bird

"No way, yo." -Tina "Yo?" -Kristin

"She's such a little bitch." -Kristin

"Run!" -Kristin and Junior come bursting out of the building towards Tina "No, why should I run?" -Tina in response "Run, it's Cliff!" -Kristin and Junior run past Tina "Oh, shit!" -Tina runs after them

"Ew, Jordan drew this, want to spit on it? I hate peace." -Kristin "Oh, shit she saw us!" Kristin shouts after both her and Tina spit on it.

"Who takes their underwear off in the middle of the road?" -Tina in response to Junior picking up a dirty pair of underwear plastered to the road.

"There's the lady with the knife!" -Kristin playing Paperboy

"It's not 'a NES', because you don't pronounce it Nes, it's 'an NES'." -Tina trying to explain to Carol that she's an idiot

"It's a NES" -Carol is trying to explain to Tina that she is an idiot

"No, Tina! No!" -Kristin about something Tina's done or said

"And she was like '[insert quote here] god dammit!'" -Tina "She didn't say God dammit..." -Kristin "I know." -Tina

"Fred Fred JR Fred JR Fred Bob Bob Bob Bob Joe Bob Phillio Pinkie." -Kristin, Tina

"What ever happened to your guy's pipecleaner thing?" -Jr "Tina gave him cancer." -Kristin

"Pooooooooooop" -Carol says as she is putting butter on a piece of toast

"I have a pink spot on my purple head." -Tina

"Kristin, put these leaves in the water bottle." -Tina

"Don't tase me, bro!" -Carol & Kristin

"Get that away from me!" -Tina running around Kristin's house to escape the evil wrath of Marmite.

"I'd rather eat dog poop than Marmite!" -Carol

"I love Marmite!" -Kristin

"We need to put things on Wikiqote." -Tina and Kristin

"Then she was like 'You don't look like one, god dammit!" -Tina "She didn't say god dammit." -Kristin "She did!" -Tina

"We always say we're gonna put things on Wikiquote and then we forget." -Kristin and Tina

"*Cough* *cough* *HACK* Did he cough or did he puke?! Lemme check." -Kristin

"Hey, did you see Kyle Dorsey?" -Tina "Yeah, I love that kid!" -Kristin

I'm going to see if anyone ever checks this page anymore. Please, text me if you see this.