User:Noob SToRi Teller

Chapter 1
THE 5 DUMB NOOBS

The noobs get off of tutorial island and find the chef.

Noob 1 : If your the chef can you bake me some rolls ?

Chef : Sure, whatever , but first need to bake a cake for the duke's birthday since i forgot, so i'll need flour, milk and an egg.

Noob 3 : okay.

-The noobs wander around aimlessly looking for the ingrediants, and end up in the wilderness. -

IMInnocent : Die Noobs !

-As he was about to hit, Noob 4 hits on the head with a skull he found, and knocks him out. -

Noob 2 : Let grab his stuff before he wakes up !

-The noobs steal four eggs, flour, milk and a dragon two hander. -

Chapter 2
- Back at the chefs -

Chef : Thanks. Now i can bake you some rolls.

Noob 2 : These rolls are burnt !

Chef : That ridiculous! I never burn things !

Noob 2 : Then why are thay black.

Chef : What are you gonna do about it.

Noob 1 : Tell the duke you forgot to bake a cake.

Chef : Fine ! Just take 1000gold each and leave me alone !

Noob 3 : Nice job Noob 1.

Chapter 3
- The noobs walk straight into the wilderness thinking that you get free candy. -

Noob 4 : Wheres the candy ?

Noob 3 : Yeah. You said that there'd be candy noob 1.

IMInnocent : Hey ! Your the noobs that stole my Dragon Two Hander !

Noob 1 : No we're not.

IMInnocent : Yes you are !

- IMInnocent pulls out a Dragon Halberd, but noob 4 strangles him with a mithril chainbody. -

Noob 4 : Whats with the skull over my head ?

IKillu 317 : Die !

- IKillu 317 jumps at Noob 4, but be sidesteps him and stabs him in the back. -

IMageu2death : Ice Barrage !

- The four noobs die -

Chapter 4
Noob 1 : What should we do now ?

Noob 4 : Lets kill scorpions !

Noob 3 : Okay.

- The noobs attack the scorpion, and noob 2 dies. -

Noob 3 : I'll Avenge you !!!!!!!

Noob 4 : Oh great.

- Noob1 hacks off the scorpion tail with a bronze sword before the scorpion kills him. -

Noob 3 : Look a king Scorpion !

- The King Scorpion turns around and kills noob 4. -

Noob 4 : Whoo hoo! my combat is at level 5 !

- Noob 4 goes to show the noobs he is level 5, but when he finds them all their levels are at level 6. -

Noob 4 : How did you get up to level 6 ???

Noob 1 : We attacked dummies.

Noob 4 : Where are they ?

Noob 2 : We forgot.

Chapter 5
Noob 3 : Lets make mud pies !!!

Noob 2 : Sounds good to me. noob 1 you go get the pie dishes and pastrey doughs. i'll get the compost, noob 3 can get the water and noob 4 can get the caly.

Noob 3 : Okay.

Chapter 6

 * Noob 1 *

Noob 1 : hmmmmm pie dishes cost 1 gold. how will i earn that money ? I know !

- Noob 1 starts mining copper and tin. -

Rock Golem : Die stupid noob !

- Noob 1 smacks the Rock Golem on the foot with a pick. -

Rock Golem : OW ! You destoryed my foot !

- Noob 1 Smacks him on the head and it crumbles to dust. -

Chapter 7
Noob 1 : Hay ! An uncut diamond !

- Back at Varrock -

Noob 1 : trading a uncut diamond for four pie dishes and pastrey doughs.

- Noob 1 gets lots of offers and gets the pie dishes and pastrey doughs. -

Chapter 8

 * Noob 2 *

Noob 2 : Okay. i got four buckets and ready to get some compost.

- Goes and puts stuff in the compost bin. and waits and waits and waits. -

Noob 2 : ohhh. I wanted compost and all i got was this useless super compost !

Aperson4 : I will trade you compost for that.

Noob 2 : okay.

Chapter 9

 * Noob 3 *

Noob 3 : Can i get water in these buckets ?

IKILLUALWAYS : Follow me.

- IKILLUALWAY takes noob 3 into the wilderness. -

IKIILLUALWAY : Die !!!

- Noob 3 whacks him on the head and delts 1 damage. -

IKILLUALWAYS : Hay ! you cant equip a bucket as a weapon ya noob.

- Noob 3 hits him again on the head and delts 34 damage. -

Noob 3 : Lets see whats on his body. Dragon chainbody, pointless. Dragon dagger ( p ), useless. ahh here we go. four buckets of water,  a law and three air runes and a fire rune !

Chapter 10
Noob 4 : How to get clay ...

- Noob 4 notices a high level player died because of a random event. and noob 4 grabs a dragon chain body from him. - Noob 4 : Trading dragon chainbody for 4 pieces of clay !

- Noob 4 trades the dragon chain for four peices of clay. -

Chapter 11
- Back at meeting point. -

noob 4 : Give me the stuff. I'll make the pies

- Noob 4 makes four mud pies. -

Chapter 12
- In the wilderness. -

Noob 1 : Look here some one comes !

IKillu2 : Prepare to die !

- The noobs all hit his face with their pies, and accidently trips over a rock. noob 4 grabs a pie dish and beats him over the head until he dies. -

Noob 3 : Hey ! Look! He had four sets of full steel.

- A evil chickin advent appears and kills them all. -

Chapter 13
Noob 2 : Hey! Look what i got for some stupid Amulet of Glory i found.

Noob 3 : What is it ?

Noob 2 : It says dueling ring 8.

Noob 1 : It looks dirty. maybe you should rub it.

Noob 2 : It says do i want to be transported to castle wars or al kaharid duel areana

Noob 5 : I like watermelons.

Noob 4 : Hay Noob 5, your in the rong story.

Noob 5 : Can i be in this one ?

Noob 2 : No now leave.

Chapter 14
Noob 5 : Pleeeaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssseee !

Noob 1 : For the last time. NO !

Noob 5 : ohh comeon noobs.

Noob 3 : We won't let you join, and we DON'T have eny watermelons.

Noob 5 : pleeeeaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !

Noob 2: Okay. You can join if you get us all the following items. A sleeping bag, a trophy made in nantucket, the holy grail a taco, dragon arrow and saradomins teddy bear.

Noob 5 : okay

- Noob 5 runs off. -

Noob 3 : We won't be seeing him again.

Chapter 15
Noob 4 : Hey let's see whats in that building.

Noob 2 : okay.

Guildmaster : Sorry you are noobs. Noobs aren't allowed in the champions guild.

Noob 1 : okay.

Noob 2 : I know how we can get in...

Chapter 15
- At Al kaharid. -

Noob 2 : We need to use the glider.

Gnome Pilot : Its for gnomes only

- Noob3 kills the Gnome Pilot and flys off in the glider. -

Noob 2 : Jump!

- All the noobs jump and land in the champions Guild. -

Noob 3 : Looks like we're in a room full of rune armour it must be a store room for a shop.

Chapter 16
- Later that day. -

Noob 3 :Has everyone got their armour equipped ?

Noob 2 : We are not high enough level yet.

Noob 1 : Who cares lets just high alc it.

- The four noobs high alc the stuff until they each have about 75 million gold each. -

Noob 2 : Lets save some for when we get to be a high enough level.

Noob 4 : Hay ! I found 4 rune square sheilds !

One of the Shop keepers : I'm gonna get more stuff.

Noob 3 : Quick ! Slide down the wall with these sheilds !

- Three of them successfully land out side of the guild but the other one landed in the chicken coop. -

Noob 4 : Drats. I'm in the chicken coop. Wait ! I've got the ring of duelling !

- Noob 4 Teleports to the Al Kaharid duel areana. -

Chapter 17
Look ! A conoe station!

- The noobs make a waka, ( Or whatever the big one is ) and all head off into the sea

Noob 4 : My arms are tired.

Noob 2 : Keep paddling.

Noob 5 : I like watermelons.

Noob 3 : Noob 5. do you have everything on that list ?

Noob 5 : No.

Noob 1 : Then leave.

- Noob 5 jumps out of the canoe and swims away. -

Noob 4 : Hay look ! A island !