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Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
 * Opening Crawl: Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
 * [The ship carrying the Jedi is flying toward Naboo]
 * Co-Pilot: Captain.
 * Pilot: Yes, sir?
 * Co-Pilot: Tell them we wish to board at once.
 * [Nute Gunary appears on overhead screen]
 * Pilot: With all due respect, the ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately.
 * Nute Gunray: Yes, of course. As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal, and we'd be happy to receive the ambassadors.
 * [ship lands in hangar; Jedi exit the ship]
 * TC-14: I'm TC-14 at your service. This way, please.
 * [Jedi and TC-14 enter the negotiation room]
 * TC-14: We are greatly honored by your visit, Ambassadors. Make yourselves comfortable. My master will be with you shortly.
 * [TC-14 leaves the room]
 * Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this.
 * Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense anything.
 * Obi-Wan: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere, elusive.
 * Qui-Gon: Don't center on your anxieties, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs.
 * Obi-Wan: But Master Yoda said I should be mindful of the future.
 * Qui-Gon: But not at the expense of the moment. Be mindful of the living Force, young Padawan.
 * Obi-Wan: Yes, Master. How do you think this Trade Viceroy will deal with the Chancellor's demands?
 * Qui-Gon: These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.
 * [Camera cuts to the bridge]
 * Gunray: What? What did you say?
 * TC-14: The ambassadors are Jedi Knights, I believe.
 * Daultay Dofine: I knew it. They're here to force a settlement.
 * Gunray: Distract them. I will contact Lord Sidious.
 * Daultay: Are you brain-dead? I'm not going in there with two Jedi. Send a droid.
 * [TC-14 enters the negotiation room]
 * Obi-Wan: Is it in their nature to make us wait this long?
 * Qui-Gon: No. I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as the trade dispute.
 * [Camera cuts to the bridge. Darth Sidious appears via hologram.
 * Sidious: What is it?
 * Daultay: This scheme of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. The blockade is finished. We dare not go against the Jedi.
 * Sidious: Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again. [Daultay leaves] This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans. Begin landing your troops.
 * Nute Gunray: My lord, is that legal?
 * Sidious: I will make it legal.
 * Gunray: And the Jedi?
 * Sidious: The Chancellor should never have brought them into this. Kill them immediately.
 * Gunray: Yes. Yes, my lord. Uh, as you wish.
 * [Camera cuts to the hanger]
 * Co-Pilot: Captain, look!
 * Pilot: Shields up!
 * [Turret destroys the ship]
 * [Camera cuts to negotiation room. Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan draw their lightsabers.]
 * TC-14: Sorry.
 * Qui-Gon: [gas starts coming out of vent] Dioxis. [retracts lightsaber]
 * [Camera cuts to hallway with squad of battle droids. Gunray appears via hologram.]
 * Gunray: They must be dead by now. Destroy what's left of them.
 * [Door opens. Battle droids draw their guns.]
 * TC-14: Oh! Excuse me.
 * Battle Droid Commander: Check it out, Corporal. We'll cover you.
 * Security Battle Droid: Roger, roger.
 * [Jedi draw their lightsabers]
 * Commander: Uh-oh. Blast them.
 * [Jedi destroy the battle droids]
 * Gunray: What is going on down there?
 * Tey How: We lost the transmission, sir.
 * Rune Haako: Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?
 * Gunray: Well, no, but I don't--Seal off the bridge.
 * Tey How: Yes, sir.
 * Haako: That won't be enough, sir.
 * Gunray: I want droidekas up here at once!
 * Haako: We will not survive this.
 * [Qui-Gon slices through the door to the bridge]
 * Gunray: Close the blast doors!
 * [Doors close, trapping the Jedi]
 * Gunray: That will hold them.
 * [Qui-Gon slices through the door]
 * Haako: They are still coming through.
 * Gunray: This is impossible!
 * Haako: Where are those droidekas?
 * [Droidekas arrive]
 * Obi-Wan: Master! Destroyers!
 * Qui-Gon: They have shield generators! It's a standoff. Let's go.
 * Haako: They're no match for droidekas.
 * Tey How: Sir! They've gone up the ventilation shaft!
 * [Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan arrive in a different hangar]
 * Qui-Gon: Battle droids.
 * Obi-Wan: It's an invasion army.
 * Qui-Gon: This is an odd play for the Trade Federation. We've got to warn the Naboo and contact Chancellor Valorum. Let's split up. Stow aboard separate ships and meet down on the planet.
 * Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short.
 * [Camera cuts to bridge]
 * Tey How: Sir, a transmission from the planet.
 * Haako: It's Queen Amidala herself.
 * Gunray: At last we are getting results. [turns to Amidala] Again you come before us, Your Highness.
 * Queen Amidala: You will not be so pleased when you hear what I have to say, Viceroy. Your trade boycott of our planet has ended.
 * Gunray: I was not aware of such failure.
 * Amidala: I have word that the chancellor's ambassadors are with you now and that you have been commanded to reach settlement.
 * Gunray: I know nothing of any ambassadors. You must be mistaken.
 * Amidala: Beware, Viceroy. The Federation has gone too far this time.
 * Gunray: We would never do anything without the approval of the Senate. You assume too much.
 * Amidala: We will see. [leaves]
 * Haako: She's right. The Senate will never--
 * Gunray: It's too late now.
 * Haako: Do you think she suspects an attack?
 * Gunray: I don't know. But we must move quickly to disrupt all communications down there.
 * [Camera cuts to Naboo royal office]
 * Senator Palpatine (via hologram): Negotiations haven't started because the ambassadors aren't there? How could that be true? I have assurances from the Chancellor his ambassadors did arrive. [voice becomes distorted] It must-- handiwork-- negotiate-- ambassadors-- nobody would--
 * Amidala: Senator Palpatine. What's happening?
 * Captain Panaka: Check the transmission generator.
 * Sio Bibble: A communications disruption can only mean one thing: invasion.
 * Amidala: The federation would not dare go that far.
 * Panaka: The senate would revoke their trade franchise, and they'd be finished.
 * Amidala: We must continue to rely on negotiation.
 * Bibble: Negotiation? We've lost all communications. And where are the Chancellor's ambassadors?
 * Panaka: This is a dangerous situation, Your Highness. Our security volunteers would be no match against a battle-hardened Federation army.
 * Amidala: I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.
 * [Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan land. Droids unload from ships. Gunray and Haako appear via hologram.]
 * Battle Droid Commander: Yes, Viceroy?
 * Haako: Captain, we've searched the ship, and there is no trace of the Jedi. They may have gotten on one of your landing craft.
 * Commander: If they're down here, sir, we'll find them.
 * Gunray: Use caution. These Jedi are not to be underestimated.
 * [Camera cuts to MTTs plowing down trees. Qui-Gon is running away from them.]
 * Jar Jar Binks: Oh, no!
 * Qui-Gon: Get away! Get out of here! Get down!
 * Jar Jar: Ay-yee-yee! Wha!
 * [MTTs pass]
 * Jar Jar: Was'n dat? Hey, wait!
 * [Qui-Gon and Jar Jar run]
 * Jar Jar: Oh, mooie-mooie! I love you!
 * Qui-Gon: You almost got us killed. Are you brainless?
 * Jar Jar: I spake.
 * Qui-Gon: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now, get out of here.
 * Jar Jar: No, no, mesa stay. Mesa culled Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.
 * Qui-Gon: That won't be necessary.
 * Jar Jar: Oh, but it 'tis. 'Tis demanded by the gods, it 'tis.
 * [turret fires]
 * Jar Jar: Oh, no! Whoo!
 * Qui-Gon: Stay down!
 * [Obi-Wan appears. Qui-Gon destroys the turret.]
 * Jar Jar: You saved my again.
 * Obi-Wan: What's this?
 * Qui-Gon: A local. Let's get out of here before more droids show up.
 * Jar Jar: More? "More" did you spake? Ex-squeeze-me, but de mostest safest place would be Gunga City. Is where I grew up. 'Tis a hidden city.
 * Qui-Gon: A city?
 * Jar Jar: Uh-huh.
 * Qui-Gon: Can you take us there?
 * Jar Jar: Uh, on second thought, no. Not really, no.
 * Qui-Gon: No?
 * Jar Jar: 'Tis embarrassing, but, uh, my afraid my've been banished. My forgotten. Da bosses would do terrible tings to me. Terrible tings to me if me goen back dare.
 * [a rumbling is heard in the distance]
 * Qui-Gon: You hear that?
 * Jar Jar: Yah.
 * Qui-Gon: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way.
 * Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces and blast us into oblivion.
 * Jar Jar: Oh. Yousa point is well seen. This way. Hurry!
 * [Jedi and Jar Jar arrive at the lake]
 * Qui-Gon: How much further?
 * Jar Jar: Wesa goen underwater, okeyday? Ah, my warning you. Gungans no liken outsiders, so don't spect a warm welcome.
 * Obi-Wan: Oh, don't worry. This hasn't been our day for warm welcomes.
 * Jar Jar: [jumps into lake] Ar, ar, ar! Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
 * [Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan put on their respirators]
 * Jar Jar: Yousa follow me now, okeyday?
 * [Jar Jar, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon arrive at Gunga City]
 * Jar Jar: So good bein home!
 * Gungan 1: Oh, me gusa.
 * Gungan 2: Hata-hata.
 * Captain Tarpals: Hey, yousa. Stopa dare!
 * Jar Jar: Heyo-dales, Cap'n Tarpals. Mesa back!
 * Tarpals: Noah gain, Jar Jar. Yousa goen tada bosses. Yousa in big dudu dis time.
 * Jar Jar: Ohh. Ay-ay.
 * [Tarpals hits Jar Jar with electrostaff]
 * Jar Jar: How wude.
 * [Jar Jar and Jedi go to Boss Nass's mansion]
 * Boss Nass: Tkk-tkk-tkk-tkk-tkk-tkk-tkk. Yousa cannot bees hair. Dis army of Mackineeks up dare is new weesong.
 * Qui-Gon: A droid army is about to attack the Naboo. We must warn them.
 * Boss Nass: Wesa no like da Naboo. Tkk-tkk-tkk-tkk-tkk. Da Naboo tink day so smarty. Day tink day brains so big.
 * Obi-Wan: Once those droids take control of the surface, they will take control of you.
 * Boss Nass: Mesa no tink so. Day not know of uss-en.
 * Obi-Wan: You and the Naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this.
 * Boss Nass: Wesa no carrrre-nn about da Naboo.
 * Qui-Gon: Then speed us on our way.
 * Boss Nass: Wesa ganna speed yous away.
 * Qui-Gon: We could use a transport.
 * Boss Nass: Wesa give yousa una bongo.
 * Jar Jar: Hmm?
 * Boss Nass: Da speediest way tooda Naboo 'tis goen through the planet core. Now... go.
 * Qui-Gon: Thank you for your help.
 * Obi-Wan: We leave in peace.
 * [Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan leave]
 * Obi-Wan: Master, what's a bongo?
 * Qui-Gon: A transport, I hope.
 * Jar Jar: Deysa setten yousa up. Goen through da planet core? Bad bombin'. Mmm... any help here would be hot.
 * Obi-Wan: Master, we're short on time.
 * Qui-Gon: We'll need a navigator to get us through the planet's core. This Gungan may be of help.
 * [Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan go back to Boss Nass]
 * Qui-Gon: What is to become of Jar Jar Binks here?
 * Boss Nass: Hisen to be pune-ished.
 * Jar Jar: Ohh.
 * Qui-Gon: I saved his life. He owes me what you call a "life-debt." Your gods demand that his life belongs to me now.
 * Boss Nass: Binkssssss, yousa havena liveplay with thisen hisen?
 * Jar Jar: Mm, uh-huh.
 * Boss Nass: Begone wit him!
 * Jar Jar: Count me outta dis one. Better dead here than dead in da core. Yee gods! What mesa sayin?
 * [Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Jar Jar leave in the ship]
 * Jar Jar: Dis is nutsen. Oh, gooberfish!
 * Obi-Wan: Why were you banished, Jar Jar?
 * Jar Jar: It's a longo tale-o, buta small part of it would be mesa... clumsy.
 * Obi-Wan: You were banished because you were clumsy?
 * Jar Jar: Yousa might'n be sayin dat.
 * [Giant sea creature finds ship]
 * Jar Jar: Mesa caused mabbe one, two-y lettle bitty axadentes, huh? Yud-say boom da gassar, den crashin' der boss's heyblibber, den banished.
 * [Fish grabs ship]
 * Jar Jar: Wuh-oh! Big gooberfish! Huge-o teeth!
 * [Bigger fish grabs smaller fish; ship becomes free]
 * Qui-Gon: There's always a bigger fish.
 * Jar Jar: Mesa tink we goen back now.
 * [Camera cuts to Droid Control Ship; Darth Sidious appears via hologram]
 * Haako: The invasion is on schedule, my lord.
 * Sidious: I have the Senate bogged down in procedures. They will have no choice but to accept your control of the system.
 * Gunray: The Queen has great faith that the Senate will side with her.
 * Sidious: Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.
 * Gunray: Yes, my lord.
 * [Sidious leaves]
 * Haako: You didn't tell him about the missing Jedi.
 * Gunray: No need to report that to him until we have something to report.
 * [Camera cuts to underwater ship]
 * Jar Jar: Where wesa goin?
 * Qui-Gon: Don't worry. The Force will guide us.
 * Jar Jar: Ohh, maxi big, da Force. Well, dat smells stinkowiff.
 * [Alarm goes off]
 * Obi-Wan: We're losing power.
 * Jar Jar: Ohhh, no!
 * [Ship comes to a stop]
 * Jar Jar: Wesa dyin' here.
 * Qui-Gon: Just relax. We're not in trouble yet.
 * Jar Jar: What "yet"? Monsters out dare. Leak'n in here. All sink'n and no power? Whena yousa tinkin wesa in trouble?
 * [Obi-Wan restores power]
 * Obi-Wan: Power's back.
 * Jar Jar: Huh?
 * [Giant sea creature appears]
 * Jar Jar: Aah, monsters's back!
 * Qui-Gon: Relax.
 * Jar Jar: Ohh.
 * Obi-Wan: You overdid it.
 * [Ship escapes from monster]
 * Jar Jar: Horrible.
 * Qui-Gon: Head for that outcropping.
 * Jar Jar: Oh, boy.
 * [Camera cuts to Theed. Nute Gunray and Rune Haako get out of ship.]
 * Battle Droid Commander: Viceroy, we have captured the Queen.
 * Gunray: Ah, victory.
 * [Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Jar Jar surface in Theed]
 * Jar Jar: Mmm, dis'n loverly.
 * [Camera cuts to the Naboo government being taken as prisoners]
 * Bibble: How will you explain this invasion to the Senate?
 * Gunray: The Queen and I will sign a treaty that will legitimize our occupation here. I have assurances it will be ratified by the Senate.
 * Amidala: I will not cooperate.
 * Gunray: Now, now, Your Highness. In time, the suffering of your people will persuade you to see our point of view.
 * [Squad of battle droids arrive]
 * Gunray: Commander.
 * Battle Droid Commander: Yes, sir.
 * Gunray: Process them.
 * Commander: Captain, take them to Camp 4.
 * Security Battle Droid: Roger, roger.
 * [Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, and Jar Jar leap down to attack droids]
 * Jar Jar: Whoops! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
 * Qui-Gon: We should leave the street, Your Highness.
 * Panaka: Get their weapons.
 * Jar Jar: Whoa! Yousa guys bombad!
 * Qui-Gon: We're ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor.
 * Bibble: Your negotiations seem to have failed, Ambassador.
 * Qui-Gon: The negotiations never took place. It's urgent that we make contact with the Republic.
 * Panaka: They've knocked out all our communications.
 * Qui-Gon: Do you have transports?
 * Panaka: In the main hangar. This way.
 * [They arrive in the hangar. Droids are guarding the ships.]
 * Panaka: There are too many of them.
 * Qui-Gon: That won't be a problem. Your Highness, under the circumstances, I suggest you come to Coruscant with us.
 * Amidala: Thank you, Ambassador, but my place is with my people.
 * Qui-Gon: They will kill you if you stay.
 * Bibble: They wouldn't dare.
 * Panaka: They need her to sign a treaty to make this invasion legal. They can't afford to kill her.
 * Qui-Gon: There is something else behind all this, Your Highness. There's no logic in the Federation's move here. My feeling tell me they will destroy you.
 * Bibble: Our only hope is for the Senate to side with us. Senator Palpatine will need your help.
 * Amidala: Either choice presents great danger... to us all.
 * Padmé: We are brave, Your Highness.
 * Qui-Gon: If we are to leave, Your Highness, it must be now.
 * Amidala: Then I will plead our case to the Senate. Be careful, Governor.
 * Panaka: We'll need to free those pilots.
 * Obi-Wan: I'll deal with that.
 * Battle Droid Commander: Halt!
 * Qui-Gon: I'm ambassador to the Supreme Chancellor. I'm taking these people to Coruscant.
 * Commander: Where are you taking them?
 * Qui-Gon: To Coruscant.
 * Commander: Coruscant? Uh, that doesn't computer. Uh, wait. You're under arrest.
 * [Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan draw their lightsabers, destroying the droids]
 * Qui-Gon: Come on. Move!
 * Obi-Wan: Go!
 * [Transport ship leaves Naboo]
 * Obi-Wan (to Jar Jar): Now, stay here and keep out of trouble.
 * [Jar Jar enters the astromech storage room]
 * Jar Jar: Hello, boyos.
 * [Droids beep]
 * Pilot: There's the blockade.
 * [alarm beeps]
 * Pilot: The shield generator's been hit!
 * [astromech droids leave. One of them hits Jar Jar.]
 * Jar Jar: How wude.
 * Obi-Wan: We're losing droids fast.
 * Panaka: If we can't get the shield generator fixed, we'll be sitting ducks.
 * Pilot: The shields are gone.
 * [R2-D2 fixes shield generator]
 * Pilot: The power's back! That little droid did it. He bypassed the main power drive. Deflector shields up at maximum.
 * [Ship escapes]
 * Pilot: There's not enough power to get us to Coruscant. The hyperdrive is leaking.
 * Qui-Gon: We'll have to land somewhere to refuel and repair the ship.
 * Obi-Wan: Here, master. Tatooine. Small, out of the way, poor. The Trade Federation have no presence there.
 * Panaka: How can you be sure?
 * Qui-Gon: It's controlled by the Hutts.
 * Panaka: You can't take Her Royal Highness there. The Hutts are gangsters. If they discovered her--
 * Qui-Gon: It'd be no different than if we landed on a system controlled by the Federation, except that the Hutts aren't looking for her, which gives us the advantage.
 * [camera cuts to droid control ship outside Naboo]
 * Sidious (via hologram): And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?
 * Gunray: She has disappeared, my lord. One Naboo cruiser got past the blockade.
 * Sidious: [snarls] I want that treaty signed.
 * Gunray: My lord, it's impossible to locate the ship. It's out of our range.
 * Sidious: Not for a Sith. [hologram of Darth Maul appears] This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship. [holograms of Sidious and Maul fade]
 * Gunray: This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.
 * Haako: We should not have made this bargain.
 * [camera cuts to Queen's ship]
 * Panaka: An extremely well-put-together little droid, Your Highness. Without a doubt, it saved the ship, as well as our lives.
 * Amidala: It is to be commended. What is its number?
 * R2-D2: [beeps]
 * Panaka: R2-D2, Your Highness.
 * Amidala: Thank you, R2-D2.
 * R2-D2: [beeps happily]
 * Amidala: Padmé. Clean this droid up as best you can. It deserves our gratitude.
 * R2-D2: [beeps]
 * Amidala: Continue, Captian.
 * Qui-Gon: Your Highness, with your permission, we're heading for a remote planet called Tatooine. It's in a system far beyond the reach of the Trade Federation.
 * Panaka: I do not agree with the Jedi on this.
 * Qui-Gon: You must trust my judgement, Your Highness.
 * R2-D2: [beeps]
 * Jar Jar: Hello. Sorry. Husa are yousa?
 * Padmé: I'm Padmé.
 * Jar Jar: Mesa Jar Jar Binks.
 * Padmé: You're a Gungan, aren't you?
 * Jar Jar: Uh-huh.
 * Padmé: How did you end up here with us?
 * Jar Jar: My no know. Mesa day starten pitty okeyday witda brisky morning munchen. Den boom! Getten berry scared and grabben dat Jedi, and pow-- mesa here.
 * R2-D2: [chirps]
 * Jar Jar: Huh. Mesa getten berry, berry scared.
 * R2-D2: [beeps]
 * [ship approaches Tatooine]
 * Pilot: That's it-- Tatooine.
 * Obi-Wan: There's a settlement.
 * Qui-Gon: Land near the outskirts. We don't want to attract attention.
 * [ship lands]
 * Obi-Wan: The hyperdrive generator's gone, master. We'll need a new one.
 * Qui-Gon: That'll complicate things. Be wary. I sense a disturbance in the force.
 * Obi-Wan: I feel it also, Master.
 * Qui-Gon: Don't let them send any transmissions.
 * [Qui-Gon, Jar Jar, and R2-D2 exit the ship]
 * Jar Jar: This sun doen murder to mesa skin.
 * [Padmé and Captain Panaka exit ship]
 * Panaka: Wait! Her Highness commands you to take her handmaiden with you.
 * Qui-Gon: No more commands from Her Highness today, Captain. The spaceport is not going to be pleasant.
 * Panaka: The queen wishes it. She's curious about the planet.
 * Qui-Gon: [sighs] This is not a good idea. Stay close to me.
 * R2-D2: [chirps, beeping]
 * [Panaka returns to the ship, the rest walk to Mos Espa]
 * Qui-Gon: Moisture farms, for the most part. Some indigenous tribes and scavengers. The few spaceports like this one are havens for those that don't wish to be found.
 * Padmé: Like us.
 * Jar Jar: Dissen berry berry bad. [slushing sound] Oh! Icky icky goo!
 * Qui-Gon: We'll try one of the smaller dealers.
 * [Qui-Gon, Padmé, Jar Jar, and R2-D2 enter Watto's shop]
 * Watto [in Huttese]: Good day to you. What do you want?
 * Qui-Gon: I need parts for a J-type 327 Nubian.
 * Watto: Ah, yes! Nubian. We have lots of that. [in Huttese] Boy, get in here now!
 * Qui-Gon: My droid has a readout of what I need.
 * [Anakin Skywalker enters the room]
 * Watto [in Huttese]: What took you so long?
 * Anakin [in Huttese]: I was cleaning the fan switches.
 * Watto [in Huttese]: Watch the store. I've got some selling to do.
 * [Watto turns to Qui-Gon]
 * Watto: So... let me take thee out back, huh? Ni you'll find what you need.
 * [Jar Jar picks up something, Qui-Gon takes it]
 * Jar Jar: Hmm?
 * Qui-Gon: Don't touch anything.
 * Jar Jar: Hmph. [sticks out tongue]
 * [Qui-Gon and R2-D2 leave the room]
 * Jar Jar: [investigates pit droid] Hmm.
 * Anakin [to Padmé]: Are you an angel?
 * Padmé: What?
 * Anakin: An angel. I heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They live on the moons of Iego, I think.
 * Padmé: You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
 * Anakin: I listen to all the traders and star pilots who come through here. I'm a pilot, you know, and someday I'm gonna fly away from this place.
 * Padmé: You're a pilot?
 * Anakin: Mm-hmm. All my life.
 * Padmé: How long have you been here?
 * Anakin: Since I was very little. Three, I think. My mom and I were sold to Gardulla the Hutt, but she lost us betting on the Podraces.
 * Padmé: You're a slave?
 * Anakin: I'm a person, and my name is Anakin.
 * Padmé: I'm sorry. I don't fully understand. This is a strange place to me.
 * Jar Jar: Hmm. Hmm. [activates pit droid which runs away] Where-- Wheres yousa goin? [Jar Jar falls over] Ugh!
 * Pit Droid: [laughs]
 * Jar Jar: I got ya.
 * Anakin: Hey!
 * Jar Jar: What?
 * Anakin: Hit the nose.
 * Jar Jar: Oh! Uh.
 * [camera cuts to Qui-Gon and Watto]
 * Watto: A T-14 hyperdrive generator. Thee in luck. I'm the only one hereabouts who has one. But thee might as well buy a new ship. It would be cheaper, huh? Saying of which, how's thee going to pay for all this, huh?
 * Qui-Gon: I have 20,000 republic dataries.
 * Watto: Republic credits? Republic credits are no use out here. I need something more real.
 * Qui-Gon: I don't have anything else, but credits will do fine. [waves his hand, attempting to use the Jedi mind trick]
 * Watto: No, they won't.
 * Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine. [tries the mind trick again]
 * Watto: No, they won't! What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no parts, no deal. And no one else has a T-14 hyperdrive, I promise you that.


 * Darth Maul: Tatooine is sparsely populated. If the trace was correct, I will find them quickly, Master.
 * Darth Sidious: Move against the Jedi first. You will then have no difficulty taking the Queen back to Naboo to sign the treaty.
 * Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
 * Sidious: You have been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you.


 * Finis Valorum: The chair recognizes the Senator from the sovereign system of Naboo.
 * Palpatine: Supreme Chancellor, delegates of the Senate, a tragedy has occurred... which started right here with the taxation of trade routes... and has now engulfed our entire planet... in the oppression of the Trade Federation.
 * Lott Dod: This is outrageous! I object to the senator's statements!
 * Valorum: The chair does not recognize the senator from the Trade Federation at this time.
 * Palpatine: To state our allegations, I present Queen Amidala, recently elected ruler of the Naboo, who speaks on our behalf.
 * Padmé Amidala: Honorable representatives of the Republic, I come to you under the gravest of circumstances. The Naboo system has been invaded by the droid armies of the Trade...
 * Dod: I object! There is no proof! This is incredible. We recommend a commission be sent to Naboo to ascertain the truth.
 * Senator Teem: The Congress of Malastare concurs with the honorable delegate from the Trade Federation. A commission must be appointed.
 * Valorum: The point...
 * Mas Amedda: Excuse me, Chancellor. [whispers to Chancellor Valorum]
 * Palpatine: [Whispering to Queen Amidala] Enter the bureaucrats, the true rulers of the Republic. And on the payroll of the Trade Federation, I might add. This is where Chancellor Valorum's strength will disappear.
 * Valorum: The point is conceded. Will you defer your motion to allow a commission to explore the validity of your accusations?
 * Padmé: I will not defer. I've come before you to resolve this attack on our sovereignty now! I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee! If this body is not capable of action, I suggest new leadership is needed. I move for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum's leadership.
 * [The Senators begin arguing over Queen Amidala's decision, as Valorum sits down, stunned]
 * Mas Amedda: ORDER!!
 * Palpatine: Now they will elect a new Chancellor, a strong Chancellor. One who will not let this tragedy continue.


 * Qui-Gon: [dying] It's too late, it's...
 * Obi-Wan: No!
 * Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan, promise... Promise me you will train the boy.
 * Obi-Wan: Yes, master.
 * Qui-Gon: He... is the Chosen One. He... will bring balance... Train him.


 * Yoda: Confer on you the level of Jedi Knight, the Council does. But agree with your taking this boy as your Padawan learner, I do not!
 * Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon believed in him.
 * Yoda: The Chosen One, the boy may be. Nevertheless, grave danger, I fear in his training.
 * Obi-Wan: Master Yoda, I gave Qui-Gon my word. I will train Anakin... without the approval of the Council, if I must.
 * Yoda: Qui-Gon's defiance, I sense in you. Need that, you do not. Agree with you, the Council does. Your apprentice, Skywalker will be.


 * [After Darth Maul's defeat]
 * Mace Windu: There's no doubt the mysterious warrior was a Sith.
 * Yoda: Always two, there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice.
 * Windu: But which one was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?