User:Pago95/sandbox

Aftershock

 * Virgil: Mutant? Now that's degrading.
 * Richie: You have a better word for it?
 * Virgil: I kind of like... meta-human.




 * Virgil: What if I turn into some kind of blob?
 * Richie: You're not gonna turn into a blob. Now, primordial ooze, that's another story.
 * Virgil: Ok, Mr. Def Comedy Jam.




 * Doctor: Your looking pretty health Virgil
 * Virgil: Well, I've been going through these ... changes.
 * Doctor: Well, that's normal for someone your age.
 * Virgil: Trust me, Doc, this is not normal.
 * Doctor: Do these changes involve another person?
 * Virgil: A lot of them.
 * Doctor: Does your father know what you've been doing?
 * Virgil: What?! Whoa, Doc, we're talking about two totally different things here.




 * York: You're that freak from TV!
 * Static: You say freak, I say unique!




 * Static: The name's "Static". I put a shock to your system.
 * York: Yeah, well so do I. (Starts to shoot at Static with a hand-held laser.)




 * Static: Lucky that water main was there.
 * Richie: Uh, Virg...? That wasn't a water main. It was a sewer line.
 * Static: (sniffs the air) I think Static's work here is done.

