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The SCP Foundation Wiki is a collaborative writing wiki project centered around that includes elements of many genres such as horror, science fiction, and urban fantasy. The website centers around the fictional SCP Foundation: a secret society responsible for securing paranormal phenomena, containing threats to normalcy in covert research facilities, and protecting humanity from supernatural disasters.

SCP-076 - Able

 * "For God's sake, man, those people guarding him deserve to know exactly what he is and what he did. What WE did. How we fucked up, so they'll know better."

SCP-079 - Old AI

 * "Insult. Deletion Of Unwanted File."
 * SCP-079, inconvenienced.

SCP-082 - Fernand the Cannibal

 * "But I only lie when it's through my teeth!"
 * SCP-082 on his honesty. (Note: SCP-082 always keeps his teeth clenched except when eating).

SCP-230 - The Gayest Man Alive

 * SCP-230 was found in an apartment in █████████ with twenty people acting as his servants. SCP-230 seemed to be actively attempting to limit the number of people he exposed. Several bodies of exposed persons were found on the premises. When questioned about them, SCP-230 replied, "Things were getting crowded, so I had to ask a few of them to stop breathing."


 * SCP-230 has some psychological attachment to the word "gay". When asked to describe himself, SCP-230 used the word "gay" six times, "gaiety" four times, and the word "gayest" once when SCP-230 referred to himself as "the gayest man alive."

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

 * When the first had given birth
 * Then all the birds did sing.
 * Her screaming cries did shake the skies
 * As she called out for her King.
 * By doctor's blade the second bade
 * A life into the world.
 * Untimely hewn neath a silent moon
 * The King's red flag unfurled.
 * His bride the third remained unheard
 * Her cries for help ignored.
 * She stopped her life with a surgeon's knife
 * And gave it to Our Lord.
 * The fourth prepares a dagger
 * And places it at her heart.
 * The perfect cure cannot make pure
 * What the King has set apart.
 * The fifth one's crown was bearing down
 * Upon the fox's set.
 * The den was sundered with mighty thunder
 * An apocalypse beget.
 * On the sixth's day
 * The walls gave way
 * And the oceans turned to ash.
 * Her birth gave work
 * As the earth shook
 * Underneath the King's fell lash.
 * The seventh bride will break the tides
 * The moon no more will shine.
 * There comes a day not far away
 * She'll birth the death of time.
 * A poem on the Scarlet King and his seven brides, hidden in the source code of the entry.
 * The seventh bride will break the tides
 * The moon no more will shine.
 * There comes a day not far away
 * She'll birth the death of time.
 * A poem on the Scarlet King and his seven brides, hidden in the source code of the entry.
 * A poem on the Scarlet King and his seven brides, hidden in the source code of the entry.

SCP-426 - I Am A Toaster

 * I am an ordinary toaster, able to toast bread when supplied with electricity. However, when any human being mentions me, they inadvertently refer to me in the first person. Despite all attempts, there is yet to be a way to speak or write about me in the third person.
 * A person's attempt at describing SCP-426.

SCP-513 - A Cowbell

 * You’ve seen it. Now he can hear you.
 * You’ve touched it. Now he can see you.
 * Never ring it. If you hear it, he can touch you.

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

 * 1:43:32 – Antonio speaks: “With this, the tribute, in full it is paid.” The actor takes SCP-701-19██-B (the dagger) and draws it across Gonzalo’s stomach, spilling his intestines across the stage.
 * 1:44:04 – Alinda takes the dagger from Antonio. She speaks: “With this, fool’s blood, it is the Hanged King’s.” She cuts Antonio’s throat.
 * 1:45:31 – Ropes drop from the roof of the stage, a noose for each cast member. The cast assembles underneath them. Alinda takes position next to SCP-701-1.
 * 1:46:12 – Alinda: “With this, our blood, it is the Hanged King’s.” The cast hang themselves.
 * 1:47:33 – SCP-701-1 moves through the hanging corpses and to front-center stage.
 * 1:47:41 – The stage lights cut out.
 * The catastophe of an SCP-701 performance.

SCP-1057 - Absence of Shark

 * Panic means that the idea of a shark can be more dangerous than an actual shark. It can even be more dangerous than no shark at all.

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

 * SCP-1171-1: "OH, THEY'RE THE WORST. I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M NOT RACIST OR ANYTHING. SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE HUMAN. BUT IF THEY'RE AS GOOD AS US, WHY DO THEY NEED SKIN? AM I RIGHT?"
 * Beauremont (SCP-1171-1), an extradimensional being voicing his contempt towards humans.

SCP-1233 - The Lunatic

 * Parsons: Holy fuck, man. That's the funniest shit I've heard in like, at least a year. What's up Moon Champion, I'm Bob, and you get a free cookie for making me bust a gut so hard I thought I was gonna puke up my own spine. Here.
 * (Parsons offers the cookie to SCP-1233. The entity takes it from the shopkeeper.)
 * SCP-1233: Ah. One of your human “parakeets”, I see. Yes. I, Moon Champion, accept this small bird on behalf of the Moon, and solemnly pledge to use the energy it provides to advance the cause of righteousness.
 * (SCP-1233 rams the cookie into its unopened visor. The impact instantly destroys the confection and forcefully scatters crumbs in all directions.)
 * SCP-1233: Delicious! I thank you, Lord President of Earth, for this generous gift, and may the light of Justice forever shine upon your royal visage.
 * SCP-1233, exchanging pleasantries with a baker.

SCP-1730 - What Happened to Site-13?

 * This is your death camp, Elliott. You made your bed, and now you get to die in it.
 * Dr. Vera Hadley, in a final letter to Site Director Elliott Emerson.
 * "Bobble": Daddy Emerson played a tricky little game with the strings of the universe. He walked on them like a tight rope, and was surprised when he fell. Tricky little Emerson. Didn't just want boxes, no no no. He wanted boxes full of ideas. Ideas like pain, horror, death. He worked very hard to stack those boxes on his string and broke the whole thing, and we all came tumbling down with him (laughs, and trails off)
 * [...]
 * "Bobble": They did other things, too. Worse things. Daddy Emerson liked it. He watched it all, everytime. Got his jollies off watching it. (Spits)
 * AP-3 Ross: What worse things?
 * "Bobble": Every worse thing.
 * "A thing that used to be Bobble" to Apollo-5 Captain Ross, on Site-13's purposes.

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

 * Reagan: For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country's moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I'm from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation.
 * A fictionalized Ronald Reagan in SCP-1981.

SCP-2020 - Cliche, Right?

 * "Wait. Wait wait wait. Two words, just two words: Laser. Butt. Disease. Wait. Guys. That was actually three. That was three words. This is going to be harder than I thought."

SCP-2264 - In The Court of Alagadda

 * Agent Alexander Papadopoulos: A god shaped hole. The barren desolation of a fallen and failed creation. You see the light of long dead stars. Your existence is nothing but an echo of a dying god's screams. The unseen converges. Surrounds you. And it tightens like a noose.
 * The only survivor of a mission into Alagadda, describing the underneath of the Hanged King's veil.

SCP-2912 - Clowny Clown Clown

 * Dr. Dolan: What is your profession?
 * PoI-4569: Clown breeder.
 * Dr. Dolan: Excuse me?
 * PoI-4569: You deaf? I'm a motherfucking clown breeder.
 * Dr. Dolan: How exactly does one become a 'clown breeder'?
 * PoI-4569: My father was a clown breeder. My father's father was a clown breeder. My father's father's father? Well, he was a horse beater…
 * Dr. Dolan: And what does this job actually entail?
 * PoI-4569: You that fucking stupid? It's in the god damn name.
 * Dr. Dolan: Enlighten me.
 * PoI-4569: I. Breed. Clowns.


 * "You fucking shit-eaters forgot to milk the clowns, didn't you? Way to ruin a decade of work, you cunts."

SCP-3043 - Murphy Law in… Type 3043 — FOR MURDER!

 * "Heroes always do what's right. But me? I'm no hero. I'm Murphy Law. I'm just the guy you call when everything that could go wrong… did."
 * Murphy Law


 * O5-5: (shaking her head) Forget it, Fred. It's Chinatown.

SCP-3143 - Murphy Law in… The Foundation Always Rings Twice!

 * If there's one thing the Foundation is good at, it's tying up loose ends. I knew it was just a matter of time before the lab-coats tried to shove me in a box. But if they wanted to contain me, they were gonna need a bigger box.

SCP-3935 - This Thing A Quiet Madness Made.

 * The way below winds deeper, longer,
 * unspeakable its patterns laid.
 * The lost forever damned to wander
 * this thing a quiet madness made.

SCP-3999 - I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me

 * Let us go then, you and I
 * When the Eleven-Day Empire eats the sky
 * Like a humanoid melting like clams upon the breakfast table.
 * A nonsense limerick at the beginning of the entry.


 * [DATA EXPUNGED]
 * and that's all i wrote.
 * Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata.
 * Shantih shantih shantih
 * The end of the entry.

SCP-4000 - Taboo

 * Dr. Japers: "Good morning."
 * "It's nice to see a new face around these parts. Kindly excuse the smoke; just airing my thoughts. How is your name?"
 * Dr. Japers: "How is…? I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't tell you that."
 * Dr. Japers bows.
 * "Are you simple? I'm merely asking how your name is. My name has smelt of raspberries lately, I think—or snapdragons, perhaps. It's so hard to tell these days, but one makes an effort."
 * Dr. Japers: "Ah, my apologies. I'm afraid my name has tasted rather tart as of late."
 * Dr. Eugene Japers, avoiding discussion of his true name with one of the faes native to SCP-4000.

SCP-4004 - A Dream Come True

 * We, Joshua Abraham Norton I, Emperor of these United States and Protector of Mexico, in conjunction with the Assembled Spirits hereof do order the immediate and thorough end of the American empire;
 * WHEREAS, the government of these United States of America has shown repeated contempt for the sanctity of all human life, NAMELY those of the Foreign Man, to which We now lay claim in part;
 * WHEREAS, it is necessary therefore to order its immediate abolition, refusal to which will result in a formal declaration of war from the Assembled Spirits and Our Vast Host.
 * HOWEVER, given a desire to foster peace, We offer you this chance. The transfer of power, from this Vile Engine to the People of the Fair Country, will be without bloodshed if all demands are met FORTHWITH.
 * THEREFORE, the Office of the President of these United States shall be vacated NOW; the National Congress and House of Representatives abolished NOW; the justices of the Supreme Court shall be unseated NOW. Failure to meet these criteria will not be tolerated by Our Royal Selves.
 * We no longer will be the Tool by which your Terrible Machinations make themselves known.
 * Dictated in the year of our Lord, 2024.
 * SCP-4004-α's declaration to the President of the United States and the Overseers of O5 Command on 29 July, 2024.
 * THEREFORE, the Office of the President of these United States shall be vacated NOW; the National Congress and House of Representatives abolished NOW; the justices of the Supreme Court shall be unseated NOW. Failure to meet these criteria will not be tolerated by Our Royal Selves.
 * We no longer will be the Tool by which your Terrible Machinations make themselves known.
 * Dictated in the year of our Lord, 2024.
 * SCP-4004-α's declaration to the President of the United States and the Overseers of O5 Command on 29 July, 2024.
 * Dictated in the year of our Lord, 2024.
 * SCP-4004-α's declaration to the President of the United States and the Overseers of O5 Command on 29 July, 2024.

SCP-4444 - Bush v. Gore

 * SCP-4444 is an incorporeal extra-dimensional entity that has been cohabitating the body of former United States Vice President Albert Arnold Gore Jr., presumably since late 1998.
 * The first line of SCP-4444's description.


 * Sophia Light: I'll uh- refer to my Director of Occult Technologies about the progress we made there.
 * Kain Pathos Crow: Yes, wonderful, thank you Director. We've been looking into-
 * Ophelia Clark: That is a talking dog.
 * Kain Pathos Crow: Quite! Now, as I was saying.

SCP-5000 - Why?

 * For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.
 * An announcement by the O5 Council from SCP-5000's dimension.

SCP-5167 - When The Impostor Is Sus

 * "Where was I? I was there when the mountains were newborn, and the oceans virginal. I was there when gods walked among men, and their wisdom was cast down like sunlight. I was there when mankind was capable of legends. And now? I find myself in a world that has forgotten even the taste of life, even the very concept of life beyond existing from one day to the next. Mere continuance. Where all the world is wasted away in idle play of emotions that once rang true. I am in a world where even the gods are forgotten, their bones washed away by time. A world where man has moved on, where all the legacy I have left are three fucking sentences on Wikipedia. I thought my time had come again. I thought this could be the new me. But this is nothing. Let me stay dead this time."
 * Phthonus, reminiscing on classical antiquity and lamenting his forgotten legacy.

SCP-6000 - The Serpent, the Moose, and the Wanderer's Library

 * SCP-6000-A: The little girl read and read and read until one day she realized she had already solved her problem. Of course they all ended…. but she moved on to the next story. There were always more stories. No point in lamenting what was inevitable when she could move on.