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 * I am who I am. Nothing more, nothing less.

At World's End
Quotes they won't let me add, but I find very amusing.


 * Barbossa: We must free Calypso
 * [short pause]
 * Ammand: Shoot him.
 * Gentleman Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
 * Jack: Shoot him, cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggily beard.


 * Barbossa: [after shooting gun into the air to silence the fighting] It was the first court what imprisoned calyspo. We should be the ones to set her free. And in her gratitude, she will see fit to grant us boons.
 * Jack: Whose boons? Your boons? Utterky deceptive twaddle-speak, says I.
 * Barbossa: If you have a better alternative, please, share.
 * [short pause]
 * Jack: Cuttlefish. [Barbossa gives Jack a strange look] Aye. Let us not my dear friends, forget our dear friends, the cuttlefish. Flipping glorious little sausages. Pent them up together and they'll devour each other without a single thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or... Or fish nature. [puts his hands on Mistress Ching's shoulders and two of her crew reach for their swords] So, yes we could hole up here well-provisioned and well-armed. Half of us would be dead within the month. Which seems uite grim to me any way you slice it. Or... Ah... [moves past a large member of Gentleman Jocard's crew and rests his arm on Jocard's chair] As my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso and we can pray that she will be merciful. I rather doubt it. Can we in fact pretend that she is anything but a woman scorned, like which fury hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio. We are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... ...Captain Swann. We must fight.
 * Barbossa: You've always run away from a fight.
 * Jack: Have not.
 * Barbossa: You have so.
 * [all other pirates' gazes shift back and forth between the two]
 * Jack: Have not
 * Barbossa: You have so.
 * Jack: Have not.
 * Barbossa: You have so and you know it.
 * Jack: Have not. Slander and calumny. I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now that is what we all must do: We must fight... ...to run away.
 * Gibbs: Aye!
 * All: Aye!


 * Barbossa: As per the code, an act of war, and this be exactly that, can only be declared by the pirate king.
 * Jack: You made that up.
 * Barbossa: Did I, now? I call on Captain Teague, keeper of the code. [Jack looks scared for a moment]
 * Random Pirate: Sri Sumbhajee proclaims this all to be folly! Hang the code. Who cares a...? [is shot by Captain Teague and falls over dead]
 * Teague: [blows the smoke from his gun] Code is the Law.


 * Jack: How's mum?
 * [Teague holds up shrunken head]
 * Jack: Er... She looks great.


 * Jack: [Rouses Gibbs from his slumber by pouring rum on him] Mr Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship is gone?
 * Gibbs: The ship? We're on the ship. [lies back down and suddenly jumps back up] Jack! The ship's gone!
 * Jack: Really? [turns to the two girls fighting] Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me, [turns to blonde girl] Yes, I lied to you. [turns to brunette] No, I don't love you. [turns to blonde] Of course it makes you look fat. [turns to brunette] I've never been to Brussels. [turns to blonde] It is pronounced "egregious." [turns to brunette] By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizzaro, but I love his pies. [turns to blonde] And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy? [blonde slaps Jack, brunette slaps Jack, then Jack slaps Mr. Gibbs, who in turn shrugs it off with a smile as if he deserved it.]
 * Gibbs: Take what you can.
 * Jack: Give nothing back.