User:Sacularamacal14

Quotes by me
"I consider myself a part of the Demopendant party (a mixture of the Democratic Party (United States) and not being affilated with any political party). That may not make sense to you, but dammit it does to me!" "Q:What does it mean to be free? A: Not having to be asked what it means to be free." "The United States was drunk on awesomeness back in 1776, then suffered a SERIOUS hangover in 1929. I expect right about now it's getting a divorce with it's wife for what happened." "Chuck Norris doesn't play God- oh sorry, wrong quote." "Q: What came first, the chicken, or the egg? A: Neither, the chicken is a bastard and the egg was created in a lab."

My favorite quotes by other people
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." ~Steven Wright "I bought a Dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up the word Dictionary, and it said, 'You're an asshole.'" ~Demetri Martin "I bought some pajamas with pockets in them, which is great because before then I had to hold stuff when I slept." ~Demetri Martin "I'm scared of sharks, but only in a water situation. If I saw a shark on the street, I'd be like, 'What? Fuck you!' It's like the opposite of how I feel about lions." ~Demetri Martin "I'm like the opposite of ethnic, I look anti-semitic. This is not the face you'd want to see at the tour of the Holocaust museum. 'He did it!'" ~Jim Gaffigan