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The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) is an irreverent play composed of three actors performing all of William Shakespeare's works.


 * Written by William Shakespeare, Adam Long, Daniel Singer, and Jess Borgeson.

Note: Typically, the actors use their real names and play themselves rather than certain characters.

Act 1

 * Austin Tichenor [as Hamlet]: It is I, Omelet the Cheese Danish!


 * Adam Long [as The Ghost]: !ooB


 * Reed Martin [as Polonius]: Neither a borrower nor a lender be! Hmph!


 * Audience [as Ophelia's Super-ego]: Maybe, maybe not!


 * Austin, Reed, and Adam: Henry IV, Richard III, Phillip's a dork and Charles a turd. Go Fergie!


 * Adam Long [as MacDuff]: Behold, where stands the usurper's crown! MacBeth, your arse is out the windie!


 * Adam Long: I feel like such a dork.
 * Austin Tichenor: Yeah, well, go with the feeling.


 * Adam Long: Here's the story of a brother named Othello. He liked white women and he liked... green Jello.


 * Adam Long: And Iago loved Dessy like Adonis loved Venus!
 * Austin Tichenor: And Desi loved Othello 'cause he had a big--SWORD!