User:TCorp

Quotes

 * "...and so the thinkers fled, leaving the savages behind to kill themselves in their mindless orgy of bloodlust and greed..." ~ TCorp


 * "I'm currently working on my own religion. I'm building it on the scientology profit model for the cashflow, but with stories and dogma that make more sense, mixed in with a hard line stance against a current problem like social dumbification. We're gonna have some dogma in it, spooky language of course, ambiguous scriptures about events that could have happened, stuff you just have to believe in (faith), priests, and everything else that goes along with it. It's gonna be cool! I'm hoping after my death, my religion takes off in a big way and becomes a runaway monster that feeds on the minds of the gullible and their children. And with me no longer around, there will be no one there to stop it or appreciate the full hilarity of my followers' demise. Eventually it will gain global power once it has infiltrated world politics and large portions of Earth's population shall be enslaved and manipulated by its power without them even realizing it. All this by a book I wrote on a weekend between eating chicken out of a bucket. ~ TCorp


 * "I fail to find flattery in fallaciloquence forked forth to friends by fiends." ~ TCorp


 * "There are people with religious beliefs and there are normal people." ~ TCorp


 * "The emergence of complexity is inherent to the natural laws of physics. The very existence of the laws of physics renders godly agents superfluous." ~ TCorp


 * "Life is an emergent complex equilibrium between chemical matter and natural forces, but try explaining that to a creationist." ~ TCorp


 * "Atheism: Because we all share a home called Earth and some of you are taking dumps all over the living room." ~ TCorp


 * "The Jesus story was adapted for the Bible for the same reason you can buy beer at McDonalds in some countries. Marketability." ~ TCorp


 * "You know you're an optimist when you define the ID row of your USERS table as an INT(11)." ~ TCorp


 * "Yo Religion. I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but science has the best explanations of all time. OF ALL TIME!" ~ TCorp


 * "Complexities emergent from the chaotic mass and orderly laws of the universe now can behold self." ~ TCorp
 * Also as: "Complexities -emergent from the chaotic mass sprung from the natural laws of the Universe- allow the Universe to behold itself."


 * "Those that propose faith as filler in knowledge-gaps tend to overlook their widening credibility-gaps." ~ TCorp


 * "By the power of Wiki, dumbness BE GONE" ~ TCorp


 * "The more you believe, the less you know. The more you know, the less you believe." ~ TCorp


 * "Rational Atheists don't "believe", but deduce. As a matter of fact the act of becoming an Atheist is the act of de-"deus"-ing." ~ TCorp


 * "A sufficiently educated person will naturally reject unnatural causes for natural events." ~ TCorp


 * "Much like Seinfeld, life is a show about nothing." ~ TCorp


 * "There's more historical evidence for the past existence of Santa than there is for Jesus." ~ TCorp


 * "You can lead creationists to a fountain of knowledge but you'll have a heck of a time getting them to drink." ~ TCorp


 * "Your life has no particular significance other than what you make of it. How hard can that be to accept?" ~ TCorp


 * "A false belief, however prevalent amongst peers, persistent throughout history or personally comforting, is still but a delusion." ~ TCorp


 * "When left untreated, delusions spread unhindered in susceptible populations. Even to the extent that the infected form a majority." ~ TCorp


 * "Those still believing in Adam & Eve ungratefully enjoy the fruits of knowledge while pretending to live in the garden of ignorance." ~ TCorp


 * "The claim that the inherent and accumulated morality of mankind, absent a religious or spiritual belief would vanish is a fallacy." ~ TCorp


 * "Peace is nothing more than a pause between outbursts until the underlying religious and cultural fables are put to rest." ~ TCorp


 * "Science is the muscle relaxant that relinquishes the clinching on the heads of people from religion's persistent sphincter." ~ TCorp


 * "Religion's despicability manifests in its insistence to obsess on the delusions and misconceptions of past and present fools." ~ TCorp


 * "I'm hopeful that one day science will find a cure for religion." ~ TCorp


 * "There will come a day when removing bad genes will be as common as personal hygiene." ~ TCorp


 * "Matter, space and time form the only trinity that ultimately exists and matters. We exist within them and as them. We are the result of the rules of matter in space over time and when death comes we shall know no more." ~ TCorp


 * "We don't have racists because we have races. We have races because we have racists." ~ TCorp


 * "Progress & grand plans are not derived from the scribbles of scripture, but from all minds that contribute. This vexes religion." ~ TCorp


 * "Positive contributions made by religion are but contributions by association. The followers' self-induced bliss has yet to pay off." ~ TCorp


 * "There's nothing foolish in knowing what evidence is and rejecting ideas that don't have any to support them." ~ TCorp


 * "Religions spread like memetic fungi on a landscape made of brains." ~ TCorp


 * "I refuse to respectfully disagree. It lends undue credibility. I rather insult than bow down to uphold a farce of pretentious harmony." ~ TCorp


 * "Religious? ლ(ಠﭾಠლ) Y U NO USE BRAIN?" ~ TCorp


 * "The name "Bible" is too ambiguous. They should change the name to "The World According To Goat Herders". ~ TCorp


 * "Religions are tribal business models that organize groups of people to kill members of competing tribes." . ~ TCorp


 * "Religions divide and conquer people, forcing them to battle for the survival of beliefs at the expense of lives in their servitude." ~ TCorp


 * "If you're going to insist the Bible was written by God, then I'm going to insist Lord Of The Rings was written by Bilbo Baggins." ~ TCorp


 * "A most telling fear of inquiry impedes sermons from ending with 'Any questions?'" ~ TCorp


 * "Every time the press refers to the Higgs-boson as the 'God particle', a priest rapes a child. Think of the children." ~ TCorp


 * "Religions claim a monopoly on worship. If you need something to worship, you can start with the planet you're privileged to briefly walk on." ~ TCorp