User talk:CallMeWow

I'm not a hottie, but I'm a luke-warmie.

English is Mean.
If I wrote a textbook, it'd be called "English is Mean."

- Is one cattle a cat?

- I did some modeling in college, mostly w clay.

Super Silly Us - supercilious

- Liquor not licker

- vs hoes

- Facetious doesn't mean "full of shit"

- My bumper sticker that says "rescue mom" uses a noun as adjective, not verb command.br /> - Why is “vineyard” not pronounced “vine yard”?

On self-image and dating...
Self-image

My son laughed out loud at "I'm not a hottie, I'm a luke-warmie.", but he didn't get "I did some modeling in college, mostly with clay."

I was invited to be the ChickFilA mascot for a school fundraiser, agreed immediately! I'd thought I'd be a chick. No, a cow. My son was terrified that the cow ate me because he coud hear my voice, but not see me.

Dating

Some song lyrics make for good dating headlines on online dating sites.

Some, not so much.

Dating should have the same feature as solitaire apps, "Sorry, no moves left. Play again?" Provides release, yet promise of hope for the next "game".

Character reads part of Eat Pray Love about woman crying in bathroom, too good to leave, too bad to stay.

When asked if I was jealous when my ex remarried, I gave the "set out yer trash, giggle when someone else picks it up" metaphor.

He said he'd leave if I brought home another cat, but he lied. It took me THREE times!! (now, catparent of four)

On mental health...
- It's a good thing I don't have a Bond car flamethrower: With my lack of coordination, I’d end up torching the car behind me when I meant to turn on the wipers.

- I have ADD, but it doesn't mean I can't add.

- I also have SOD, shouting out disorder.