User talk:Teddycarolina

The satan spawn of a walrus and the town Milwaukee "Teddy Carolina" in fact is a symbol for simplicity and impowerment. He is renowned as king of the sea but he's to simple and cares to much about his "mammy" to leave the yard unless of course to get tomatoes for his mothers homemmade "frito pie" a symbolism for slavery and opression. He also is a shapeshifter you may know him as "Tim Buckley The Shapeshifter" of course he has no mercy for himans or the letter T which is funny because its in both his names. However of all the religions in this world "teddyism" is by far the most confusing. Some believe he will return from underwater peach farm to save the world others believe that he a spirit of vengence. Whether you believe either or not one thing is for sure he exist and will one day return in one shape or form either "tim" or "teddy" maybe even "Sremble The God Of Kentucky" and if thats the case Teddy help us...Teddy help us all