Versus

Versus (2000) is a Japanese action/horror film directed by Ryuhei Kitamura. The film is noted for its wry sense of humor, numerous nods to other films, and a side-plot that is completely irrelevant to the film, which ultimately helped it gain a cult audience in Asia and overseas.

Prisoner KSC2-303

 * Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.


 * I didn't mean to save you. They just pissed me off.


 * On your way to a party? Or are you trying to promote hoodlums?


 * Don't touch my girl, fuckin' asshole!

Dialogue

 * The Girl: You're no different from those men.
 * Prisoner KSC2-303: They're bastards, I'm not.


 * Prisoner KSC2-303: I'd rather die than live with you.
 * The Villain: Then die.


 * [after knocking one of the villains out]
 * The Girl: I was only trying to help.
 * Prisoner KSC2-303: Help? I don't need any help.


 * [after disarming The Beard and keeping him in an arm lock]
 * The Beard: Wait!
 * [Short-haired female assassin punches him]
 * The Beard: You're not..
 * [she punches him again]
 * The Beard: You're not..
 * [she punches him again]
 * The Beard: Let me talk, bitch!


 * Prisoner KSC2-303: I don't know you so fuck off.
 * The Villain: Your soul does.


 * The Fighter: Prisoner KSC2-303!
 * One-Handed Cop: Give me my right hand back!
 * [Prisoner KSC2-303 throws a severed hand using his sword. The One-Handed Cop catches it only to find it was a left hand]
 * One-Handed Cop: What's the big idea?! THIS IS A LEFT HAND--
 * [Prisoner KSC2-303 shoots the One-Handed Cop through the head with his Barrett rifle]
 * The Fighter: You can't hit me with your slow bullets! I have reflexes 500 times faster than Mike Tyson's! COME ON!!!
 * [Prisoner KSC2-303 fires his Barrett. The Fighter tries to dodge the bullet...]
 * The Fighter: Oops!
 * [...way too fast, killing him]

Taglines

 * Witness a battle no one has ever seen


 * A forest to hell comes alive with death.


 * Beware the past, fight the present, fear the future