Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit is a 2005 film about Wallace, a good-natured eccentric cheese-loving British inventor, and Gromit, his faithful dog whose humane anti-pest business is employed to capture a giant rabbit which is wreaking havoc in their village.
 * Directed by Nick Park and Steve Box. Written by Bob Baker, Steve Box, Mark Burton and Nick Park.

Something wicked this way hops. (taglines)

Wallace

 * [to Gromit, while holding a carrot and wearing giant rabbit ears] Er, what's up, dog?
 * It's a veritable... vegetable... paradise.
 * Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all.
 * Lovely food, for rabbits, that is.
 * Still got me on the diet, eh, Gromit? Watching me shape. Ha Ha, there's a good dog.
 * I'm just crackers about cheese.
 * [at the Academy Awards of his and Gromit's movie, presented by Reese Witherspoon] Ooh! I do like a bit of Gorgonzola.
 * Veg bad...veg bad...veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage, and cauliflower.

Lady Campanula Tottington

 * Please, Wallace, call me "Totty".
 * Run, rabbit, run!
 * [to Victor after knocking him out with a giant carrot] Is that so? Consider yourself dumped.

Lord Victor Quartermaine

 * There's No nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get. [his toupee is sucked into a rabbit hole]
 * [Complaining of Wallace's job] How do you intended to finish these vermin off? Crush them? [Kicks the BunnyVac 6000] Liquidize them?
 * I Want. [Silence] To. [groans quietly] Toupee, please.
 * TOUPEE, YOU IDIOT! MY HAIR IS IN YOUR MACHINE!
 * [Growls] Out of my way fool.
 * [After firing a shot to get the crowd's attention] A were-rabbit? Oh come, come now. I do believe the Vicar's been at the communion wine again.
 * [taunting Wallace in attack] C’mon. Queensberry rules. Put ‘em up you little pipsqueak. [Wallace starts shaking] Hahahaha, you’re shaking. Don’t tell me you’re a scaredy-cat as well as a scoundrel. And don’t think acting like a big girl’s blouse will get you out of it. There’s no mercy with Victor Quartermaine.
 * [Seeing Lady Tottington crying] That's right, my lovely. You can say goodbye to your fluffy lover boy.
 * [Stopping Gromit from saving Wallace] Your loyalty is moving. Sadly, you won't be.
 * [Sees Were-Rabbit with Tottington] Get your hairy mitts off my future wife you big brute.
 * Oh, no. You commissioned me to rid you of Pesto, and that's just what I intend to do.
 * [Shoves a pitchfork in Lady Tottington's hair] Hmmmm, I rather like your hair pinned back.
 * [Watching the were-rabbit hop away] You can hop, but you can't hide, Pesto!
 * EAT CARROT, BUNNY BOY!
 * [Wallace falls to his death] No one beats Victor Quartermaine!

PC Mackintosh

 * [The Were-Rabbit is teetering on the roof of Tottington Hall, above a mob] Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping!
 * Hey! Give over!
 * Look.
 * This flipping vegetable competition causes nothing but trouble every year.
 * If you ask me, you know, I tell ya
 * If you ask me, this was arson. Aye, somebody "arson" [arsin'] around.

Hutch the Rabbit

 * Cheeeeeeese!
 * Ooh, I do like a bit of gorgonzola.
 * Ah, the bounce has gone from his bungee.
 * Hey, Presto! Rabbit rehabilitation!
 * Cheddar.
 * I'm inventing, mostly.
 * Charming. I'm Wallace.
 * Geronimo!
 * Your Lordship.
 * Good night, Gromit.
 * Cracking toast, Gromit.
 * I'm just crackers about cheese.
 * Monterey Jack! Wow!
 * Smashing Wensleydale.
 * Job well done, lad.
 * Lovely food. For rabbits, that is.
 * Cheese, Gromit!
 * Heehee! Lovely cheese, Gromit!
 * Don't forget the crackers.
 * [final line] CHEEEEEEEEESE!!

Reverend Clement Hedges

 * [praying] Protect and nourish the frail and the weak, O Lord. Let them grow big and strong under Thy loving care. [camera pulls back, revealing that he is talking about his vegetables] In fact, let them grow bigger and stronger than anyone else's, so that the first prize might be mine! [applies a drop of holy water] Aaaaaaa-men.
 * [holding up a pair of cucumbers like a cross] MERRRRCYYYYYYYYYY!!
 * This was no man, does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves. And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... THE WERE-RABBIT!!
 * My poor sensitive child, allow us all to share in your moment of sorrow. [begins to walk away] YEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH! [fireworks begin to go off and jolly music plays] ON WITH THE SHOW!
 * [witnessing Victor Quartermaine caught on a weather-vane by his trousers, showing his rear end to all below] Beware the moon!
 * Destroy! Drive out the monstrosity!

Mr. Growbag

 * I never saw such cauliflower carnage! Worse than the Great Slug Blight of '32. When there were slugs the size of pigs.
 * [On the history of the Giant Vegetable Competition] That's right. Not even the Great Duck Plague of '53 stopped it.

Dialogue

 * Lady Tottington: [over the phone] I have the most terrible rabbit problem. The competition is only days away. You simply have to do something.
 * Wallace: Certainly, M'am [to Gromit] I think we're about to go up in the world, lad. [back to the phone] Just stay right where you are, Your Ladyship, and we'll be there in an- [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling] AHHHHHHHH!!
 * Tottington: In an hour? I can't wait an hour. I have a major infestation.


 * Tottington: Victor, hadn’t we agreed: no more thoughtless killing.
 * Victor: Quite right, my dear. So I've thought this through very carefully. [aims gun at a rabbit, who puts his paws up] It's off to bunny heaven for you, big-ears.


 * [Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up into the Bun-Vac 6000.]
 * Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want... [lowers voice] toupeé, please.
 * Wallace: Oh, Grand. We take check or cash.
 * Victor: TOUPEÉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!
 * Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
 * Victor: Oh, out of my way, you! [retrieves his toupeé; to Lady Tottington] I'm sorry, my dear. [the toupeé is actually a black bunny] But I refuse to suffer any more humiliation at the hands of these blundering nitwits. I therefore bid you good day!


 * Reverend Clement Hedges: Hello? Is anybody there?
 * [The Were-Rabbit lets out an enormous belch.]
 * Rev. Hedges: Mrs. Mulch?


 * Mr. Growbag: I never saw such cauliflower carnage! Worse than the Great Slug Blight of '32. When there were slugs the size of pigs.
 * Mrs. Mulch: Growbag's right! The slugs are back!
 * PC Macintosh: [surveying the damage left by the Were-Rabbit] Look, this flippin' vegetable competition causes nothing but trouble every year.
 * Man 1: Here we go.
 * Macintosh: [surveying the damage left by the Were-Rabbit] If you ask me-
 * Man 2: Get on with you!
 * Macintosh: No, I'll tell ya. If you ask me, this was arson.
 * [The townspeople gasp.]
 * Man 3: Arson?
 * Macintosh: Aye. Someone arsin' around. That's right. One of you lot. A man.


 * Victor: [in the forest] I know your little secret, Pesto! I know exactly what's going on!
 * Wallace: Your Lordship?
 * Victor: Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune?
 * Wallace: Who, me?
 * Victor: Well, I got here first! I've spent a lot of time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me! Comprendez?


 * Clement Hedges: The beast lurks within all of us, my child. [thunderclap] The side of us that emerges at night as the moon rises into the sky! The side that savagely rips the leaves off any innocent cabbage...!
 * Victor: Oh, spare me the sermon, Vicar! Just tell me how I kill him! Er, I mean 'it'.
 * Clement: To kill such a creature would require nerves of steel, and...[pause]... a bullet. [thunderclap]
 * Victor: A bullet? [thunderclap]
 * Hedges: A bullet! [thunderclap]
 * Victor: A bull-? [louder thunderclap] Ooh! [closes window to blot out noise] What KIND of bullet?
 * Hedges: A bullet... of pure... gold! [opens his cabinet to show the gold bullets]
 * Victor: [amused] Gold?
 * Hedges: Yes... 24 'karot'! [giggles]
 * Victor: [unamused] Oh. Get out of my way. [takes the bullets] Silly old fool.
 * Hedges: [as Victor walks out the door] Beware! BEWARE THE BEAST WITHIN!!


 * Wallace: Oh, it's hopeless! I'll never fix this flippin' machine. Me mind's just a rabbit-y mush. Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit! [sobbing]
 * Hutch the Rabbit: Aww, the bounce is gone from his bungee.


 * Reverend Clement Hedges: [at the fair] Ah, Mr. Growbag. I have a hunch this will be a night to remember.
 * Mr Growbag: [looks at his back] I just have a hunch.


 * [Everyone thinks Victor's a hero]
 * Civilian 1: Please, sir... [holds up vegetable] kiss my baby,
 * Victor: Another time, perhaps.
 * Civilian 2: [holds up vegetable] Kiss my potato,
 * Victor: Not now.
 * Mr. Growbag: Kiss my artichoke, [holds up his vegetable]
 * Victor: Look, just-
 * Tottington: Victor.
 * Victor: Campanula!
 * Tottington: Victor, I have to know. Did it guilty?
 * Victor: Of course not, my dear. [sotto] Not yet, anyway.


 * Victor: [whispering] Listen, I don't want to cause any panic, but the beast isn't actually dead yet.
 * Mactinosh: [speaking through megaphone] THE BEAST ISN'T ACTUALLY DEAD YET?! [everyone turns around and hear what he said] Oops.


 * Victor: No one beats Victor Quartermaine!
 * Tottington: Is that so? [knocks him with a giant carrot] Consider yourself dumped.

Taglines

 * Something wicked this way hops.
 * Something bunny is going on.
 * [near Wallace] “Master”, [near Gromit] “Mind”
 * Cracking cheese, Gromit!

Cast

 * Peter Sallis — Wallace / Hutch
 * Helena Bonham Carter — Lady Campanula Tottington
 * Ralph Fiennes — Lord Victor Quartermaine
 * Peter Kay — PC McIntosh
 * Nicholas Smith — Reverend Clement Hedges
 * Edward Kelsey - Mr. Growbag