Wander Over Yonder

The Picnic

 * Lord Hater: You're too late, Emperor Awesome! The universe, will soon be MINE!
 * Pan to Emperor Awesome.
 * Emperor Awesome:Yeah, right, bro. I'm takin' you all the way down to Awesome Town.
 * Shows Awesome riding dinosaur
 * Emperor Awesome: Fire Breath!
 * (The dinosaur releases fire from its mouth)




 * Wander: (From a distance) Hater! Is that you? It's me, Wander! Are you here to watch the planets align, too? Look! I even packed a piiicniiiiic! I can fix it!




 * Hater: No! The sooner the star being, no I said that al – GOH! WHERE WAS I?!




 * Wander: (Referring to Sylvia) She wanted to come, but she had to go to the bathroom! Zbornaks go only once every like, five months? Crazy, huh? She told me it takes a while, and it's kind of embarrassing. And so she doesn't want everybody knowin' about it, so she said: (imitating Sylvia) "Wander, don't go blabbin' like ya always do!" (stops, in normal voice) Oh.
 * Hater: I DON'T CARE!
 * Wander: Where? Well, I don't know 'where' she's goin' to the bathroom, around here somewhere! Why do ya wanna know? (at the camera, in deep voice) Rude. (normal voice) It's okay though, 'cause I promised her I'd take pictures! (takes out a camera) Smile! (takes picture)
 * (Awesome and his army laugh)
 * Awesome: Dude, text me that photo!




 * Hater: Peepers, Flaming Skulls, NOW!
 * Commander Peepers: Already loaded, Sir.
 * Hater: Eeeexcelleeeent.
 * Peepers: Now Sir, the trajectory is locked, so you need to hit the trigger exactly when Awesome's troops reach the bottom of the –
 * Hater: Peepers! Are you telling me what to do?!
 * Peepers: Of course not, sir! Carry on.

The Box

 * Sylvia: This whole thing was a setup. There's nothin' in the box, is there?
 * Lord of Illumination: Yes! Yes, you get it. Could you please help me explain?
 * Wander: …or pair of socks, or pair of socks, or pair of socks, or pair of socks…
 * Sylvia: LISTEN, YOU COSMIC CREEPS! MY FRIEND HERE DOESN'T WANT YOUR "Greatest consciousness" HULLABALOO! WHAT HE WANTS IS TO SEE SOMETHING IN THE BOX! So, PUT… SOMETHING… IN… THE… BOX.
 * Lord of Illumination: Bu-but, we are the Lords of Illumination, and I don't think you can talk to us this way. [Sylvia grabs his arm and turns his body around, making him cramp; stammering] Okay, okay, it's cool. It's cool.

The Hat

 * Sylvia: What was that back there?! Are you trying to get me eaten?! [sighs] Okay, maybe I wasn't making myself clear. We need to save Wander. So we need to go there! Without attracting attention of the giant Zbornak-eating monster. Understand?

The Fancy Party

 * Hater: Forget polite and proper. Forget witty and charming. I am NOT the ultimate gentleman! *Hater blasts Wander off his feet* I am LORD HATER! THE ULTIMATE EVIL! When I want something, I take it! And I want your power, NOW!!!