Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?

Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? is an American animated television series which follows Robot Jones, a teenage robot who attends middle school.

P.U. to P.E. [1.1a]

 * Mr. Workout: You kids and your crazy fashions. Chrome, steel, whatever! It's gotta come off!
 * Robot Jones: If you insist. Follow these simple instructions to remove my chassis.
 * Mr. Workout: Unscrew linchpin A from socket B. What the heck is socket B or linchpin A?

Cube Wars [1.2a]

 * [Robot has solved a Rubik's Cube in mere seconds]
 * Shannon: That's amazing! Hey everybody, the Robot just solved a cube in...how long?
 * Robot Jones: 4.0495.
 * Shannon: 4 seconds!

Embarrassment [1.3b]

 * Shannon: Well, everybody has to dance with somebody. [Robot farts a hole through the wall] But that somebody isn't going to be you, Robot Jones.

Politics [1.4a]

 * Principal Madman: Bravo, bravo, Mr. Jones. This sounds like a campaign I could really get behind. Let me shake your hand.
 * Socks: Do it, Robot! This will be some good press.
 * [Robot does not know his own strength and shakes his hand so hard it throws him into the air and smashes him into the floor]
 * Principal Madman: [crying] Robot Jones!
 * [The next newspaper has the headlines "Principal cries like baby"]

The Groovesicle [1.5b]

 * Singer: One is nude and one's a dog. They're no losers, they both know there's something wrong, 'cause one of them's a naked man!

Jealousy [1.6a]

 * Robot Jones: [tutoring his crush Shannon] 1 + 1 = 2.
 * Shannon: Is this for the lesson? You're creeping me out. Now can we just get started?

Hookie 101 [2.4b]

 * Mom Unit: Husband unit, I was just violated by a peeping Tom.