Who's Nailin' Paylin?

Who's Nailin' Paylin? is a 2008 American satirical pornographic film. The film primarily satirizes U.S. vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, and includes spoofs of Hillary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice, Todd Palin and Bill O'Reilly.

Produced by Hustler Video, the film was shot in two days and includes five hardcore sex scenes spanning from the Paylin character's college years, home life in rural Alaska, and the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.
 * Directed by Jerome Tanner. Written by Roger Krypton.

Serra Paylin

 * You betcha, get naked!
 * You know Hillary, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but it's really hard to concentrate when your tongue's in my hoo hoo.

Bill Orally

 * Once again, the hypocritical left is trying to have it both ways. First, they criticize Governour Paylin for not having enough experience in the foreign policy arena. And then they slam her, because she's trying to show are godless, vodka swilling neigbours just a little down-home-hospitality. They make it sound like full lips, great tits, piercing-brown eyes and an ass that just won't quit for a bad thing. Well, excuse me: It that is a bad thing, than cut off my dick and express mail it to the nearest gay rightsparade.

Dialogue

 * Serra Paylin: Hey, handsome. Why don't we take one of these snowmobiles out for a test drive?
 * Partner: Serra, I would love to, but with your husband out of town right, I'd feel a little funny about it. I mean, after all, the man is my business partner.
 * Serra Paylin: For criminy's sake, why don't you take your nuts out of your little Gucci purse, grab your noodle, and act like a man?
 * Partner: I don't know, okay?
 * Serra Paylin: Before you and your boyfriend, Lance Bass, head out to your next Clay Aiken concert, why don't you feast your eyes on momma's jugs?
 * [exposing her breasts]
 * Serra Paylin: You ain't never seen high beams this bright before, have you? Careful. You might go blind. Looks like global warming's melted a couple snowcaps. It's time to drill, baby, drill. Drill hard and drill deep. Come on, you tree-hugging hippie. What are you waiting for, congressional approval?

Cast

 * Lisa Ann — Serra Paylin (Sarah Palin)
 * Nina Hartley — Hilly (Hillary Clinton)
 * Jada Fire — Condi (Condoleezza Rice)
 * Sindee Jennings — Young Serra Paylin
 * Sascha — Russian soldier
 * Mick Blue — Russian soldier
 * Alec Knight — Husband (Todd Palin)
 * Lee Stone — Supporting cast
 * Evan Stone — Professor
 * Mike Horner — Bill Orally (Bill O'Reilly)